Laura Bennett

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@Codakhrome Seeing what?

I like that I look at my mentions on here and the last one was from 2022… is anyone even seeing this? 😆

@Wendys did you mean for these terrible tasting chip shards to be stale? I'm guessing the December 26, 2024 manufacturing date may have something to do with it. #bringbacktheroundchips

@aloeblacc What an amazing evening of uplifting music. So much talent and passion. Thank you for taking the time to chat and sign my album and setlist. I can't wait until next time.

@cspan LOW BALL ESTIMATE Annual base congressional salary: 174K, Apx $83.65 p/h, X 435 representatives - $36,392 PER HOUR. To name something that already has a name. Where's DOGE?

U.S. House PASSES legislation to rename the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America, 211,206.

@mattpinfield You are a national treasure and a global inspiration. 🩷

I just wanted to thank all of my family, friends, and followers for all of your prayers, love, and support during such a difficult time. It made all the difference in my recovery. Your collective positivity and encouragement has been overwhelming. Even while emerging from a coma, my attitude remained the same as always. Grateful for the gift of life and being able to enjoy all of the people and music that I love. It is not lost on me how close I was to death from this stroke. Multiple medical experts thought there was a strong possibility that I would never speak or walk again. I still have a lot of work to do but I’m continuing with my rehabilitation and therapy and continually improving every day. It puts a smile on my face knowing I’ll be back on the airwaves with you very soon! So much love and thanks to you all!! I wouldn’t be here without you.

@marlene4719 Occupational hazard of being full of shit.

Why does Trump always look like he’s sitting on the toilet?

@EdKrassen Trying to explain this by using people as an example... try asking... What if he deported your gun? 🙄

BREAKING: Attorney Andrew Weissmann says we have reached a Constitutional Crisis regarding the Abrego Garcia case, after Trump and El Salvador President Bukele say he will not be returned to the U.S. “I want to make sure people understand. We are here. I’ve tried to say we are not yet in that Constitutional crisis, [but] that is what is going on right now! This really is the rubicon that I was hoping we would never ever get to… This is where we are.”

@consequence Oh, good. I was worried he wasn't going to do a flip.

@notcapnamerica Old man balls and Gold Bond.

@TheOnlyEsta 2025

Answer me this 👇🏽

@krassenstein @DOGE It's a dual edged sword. I'm not thrilled at the waste of money, but then I remember, when he's playing puttputt, he isn't actively dismantling America.

BREAKING: Trump is once again at his golf course on the Taxpayers’ dime. This trip will cost us $2.9 million. Thus far taxpayers have spent $26 million in 2025 so that the president can golf and spend time outside the Whitehouse. ALERTING @DOGE on this flagrant inefficiency. (Video from last week’s outing).

@KellyfromDetro1 @Acyn @elonmusk It's really gross. Then again, kids may be cheaper than Kevlar. #kidsarethumanshields #thereasonhetakesthekidwithhim

@Me2nd2nun @Acyn @elonmusk "White seed"? Going back to slave-owning times.

Baier: What's the biggest thing that keeps you up at night? Musk: The birth rate is very low in almost every country. And unless that changes, civilization will disappear. America had the lowest birth rate

@jasonselvig Because we all know you're supposed to run on stage with a chainsaw. Duh.

You are the richest man on earth and because of you 100,000 federal workers lost their jobs. If you became poor it would be the funniest thing ever.

@EricLDaugh @elonmusk @MikeWaltz47 FFS. Just admit you made a mistake. Apologize and resign. We need to get on with whatever dumpster fire this administration calls (insert a day of the week). @SecDef @DNIGabbard @JDVance I'm looking at you, too.

BREAKING: Mike Waltz announces he spoke with @ElonMusk and said tech experts are going to figure out how The Atlantic's Jeff Goldberg got into the Signal chat. "I can tell you for 100%... I don't text him, he wasn't on my phone."

FFS MAGA: But, Hillary's emails... Hegseth: Hold my beer... Everyone with a brain: That's not how that game works. #WTAF #YouHadOneJob Only the best, @WhiteHouse @POTUS, really?

@PressSec He's not at all cool.He does, however, look constipated.

Coolest. President. Ever.

@AIandDesign @esjesjesj He thinks kids are made of Kevlar.

@esjesjesj Why is he always parading that kid around? It’s disgusting.

This is somehow both the most corrupt and pathetic thing I’ve ever seen.

@TheNotoriousNIK 🤣