Meadowlands FC

You guys think it’s wise to throw some beers back to celebrate @fc_motown? Screw those lost-league Florida scum.

@TheMiamiFC @NPSLSoccer 🖕

🏆🏆🏆... AND THE LIFT!🏆🏆🏆

Cheers to @fc_motown for such a display of fight and talent this season. You are NJ and a sign of our state’s future in local football. They go back home still living in Florida so joke’s on them.

Should forwards be permitted to fling goose poop at GKs if they use their boot and NOT their hands? Asking for a friend (ok it’s our number 9) #WeNeverLearn

You guys think we should do a pitch invasion pickup game next week at MetLife? And by that we mean see how many beers we can drink on the pitch during warmups before we get kicked out or Klopp joins us. #YNWA #WeNeverLearn

@OhHeyItsTodd If you’re insinuating that this club only signs raging drunks and aging punks with limited football skills and experience then you are correct.

@usopencup @FreeholdUtd

@MeadowlandsFC @FreeholdUtd You're welcome to send all notes and suggestions to the USSF :)

This #USOC2018 cup draw presentation is atrocious. I've seen middle school plays with better production value. Hey @usopencup, we're available to host the next one. Sheesh.

@FreeholdUtd @usopencup Both. Two-leg series 👀

@MeadowlandsFC @usopencup In. Your bar or ours?

@OhHeyItsTodd @itsmikeinjersey Since we just got over a 3 week hangover, let’s go back to the 80s. We started making our badge then, never finished it and gave up. There you have our current badge. #WeNeverLearn

Also, @OhHeyItsTodd is now our official Water Boy and will not count against TAM or GAM or Dave. Feed him whiskey. #UpTheMeds #WeNeverLearn #WhoIsDave #FuckDaveAnyway

Very productive training today not at our Hackensack St grounds. Nobody showed up but we’re looking great and will be ready for the Laundry Day Open Cup knockout rounds. #MFC #UpTheMeds #WeNeverLearn

@OhHeyItsTodd We were gonna offer you a DP contract to play right back but this will save us $38. You’re hired.

@FreeholdUtd Pitch-ready proteins are essential

@MeadowlandsFC Breakfast of Champions.

Today’s training session is underway #UpTheMeds #WeNeverLearn

Heynckes inspired second half of today’s training. The lads are picking it up quickly. #UpTheMeds #WeNeverLearn

@OhHeyItsTodd That still counts as on time

@FreeholdUtd Ahhhhh, like being high on the pot drugs!

This club is LIT. twitter.com/lvlightsfc/sta…

@BelmarCityFC @fc_motown @NPSLSoccer Typical...

@fc_motown @NPSLSoccer We’d love to set up a friendly if we didn’t have all our players on loan to locals pubs.