Mean Jesus

Results may vary. 10/20 Norfolk, VA - Norfolk Taphouse 10/22 Greenville, SC - Swanson’s Warehouse 10/23 Atlanta, GA - The Murph 10/25 Gainesville, FL - Fest 23 - How Bazar 5:30-6pm

it’s FEST mode. Hitting the road with GODSEYES: 10/20 – Norfolk, VA 10/22 – Greenville, SC 10/23 – Atlanta, GA 10/25 – Gainesville, FL (@thefestfl) Bring your friends. Hardcore is for everyone. VAHC is on the move. #MeanJesus #Godseyes #VAHC #FEST23

We’re excited to announce our run of shows down to @thefestfl kicking it off in Norfolk 10/20!

Stoked for this one!

BERTHOLD CITY will be hitting Norfolk, VA in October with TIME HEIST, MEAN JESUS, JAILBIRD, and Sluggo.

Berthold City X Time Heist Fall 2025 9/30 Nashville, TN at DRKMTTR w/ @suffocatefaster 10/1 - Birmingham, AL at Workplay Canteen Edge Fest presented by @sisterxhoodx and @furnacefest 10/2 - Winston/Salem, NC at The Den 10/3 - Norfolk, VA at Taphouse w/ @MeanJesusVa

AGREED

@KingRicochet But everyone has a coworker

Stupid gymnastics doesn't draw, kid.

@gimmeurcrisps Leave the innocent beavers alone.

he looks like a beaver who made a wish to become human

Philly next Saturday (5/17) We’re hitting Crypto Flea Market with: Pusch, Porters, Split In Half, Multiple Pieces, Detox Meds Doors 6:30PM — $11 adv / $15 day of

@rockvillani @IlhanMN Cry about it you fucking pussy, the left has been too meek for far too long.

This is not the behavior/language a Congressional member should be using. America expects and desperately needs better. I don’t know Congressman Omar, but I am sure she regrets using these words. What message is this sending our youth? If you are asked a question that you don’t like the accepted response is like this?

I said what I said. You and all your miserable trolls can f*ck off.

@growing_daniel @grok He said this isn’t true because that sounds like a Tesla problem

.@grok my car just skid off the highway and hit a tree. I can’t see clearly and there’s blood everywhere and a huge piece of metal is sticking out of my leg. Please administer last rites before I die

@StrengthOfFates “We make demos”

What does WMD stand for? Open to suggestions

May is jam packed with shows! Including one with Obituary and one with Suicidal Tendencies! A bunch in Virginia and a Philadelphia show!

Next weekend we’re taking over Virginia, catch us at a gig! Every show is stacked!

JUST ANNOUNCED SUICIDAL TENDENCIES x MEAN JESUS May 30 | The Norva | Norfolk, VA Doors at 7PM Hardcore/thrash legends come to Norfolk! Tickets on sale now—don’t miss this. #SuicidalTendencies #MeanJesus #TheNorva #HardcoreLives #VAHC #PunkShow #LiveMusic

@Spasesrun @Jump4Jah @EricLDaugh Seems like a worm bitch. 🪱

TIM WALZ'S DAUGHTER: People on the right are never beating the D-U-M-B allegations. The whole 'He's here illegally, he's a member of a gang!' I know some of y'all purposefully miss the point b/c you're terrible. Your king felon-in-chief had due process.

Catch Mean Jesus live this May: 5/2 – Richmond (Benefit for Gaza Soup Kitchen) 5/3 – Sterling 5/4 – Norfolk 5/15 – VA Beach (FREE SHOW) 5/17 – Philly 5/26 – VA Beach w/ Obituary 7/26 – Chesapeake Tag a friend. Show up. Let’s go.

@The8BitIdiot Herpes takes another one too late.

Michael Rapaport has died