Mitchey Meatballs

Scorebug guy is a MESS

FUCK FLORIDA!!! THEY WOKE A SLEEPING GIANT! PUMMEL THESE SCUMBAGS!!! #bruinsin6

Wow what a ride…13 years since One was born, love to everyone for being with us all these years ❤️

@Amtrak you’ve forced my hand. Because of the 2 hour + delays on the NE regional train I’m clearing the cafe cart out of mic ultras and ripping lines off my seat back tray

@Amtrak Thanks but you didn’t answer my question — what is a realistic estimate of when the train will arrive at South Station?

@Meatballs_69 We apologize for the delay of our NE Regional Train # 164. Our crews are doing everything that they can to get all of you to your destinations as safely and as timely as possible. You can track your train by using this link: spr.ly/6018PTWDs

UPDATE: As of 3:05 pm ET, Train 164 is currently operating approximately 1hr 15mins late east of New Rochelle (NRO) due to mechanical issues.

Rizz?

@BertGoochland I think this is copyright infringement #cancelled

🤷🏼‍♂️

Me tryna not text my guy rn

My current addictions power ranked: 1. Golf 2. Cocaine 3. Good box 4. Booze (IPAs / summer ales + martinis rn) 5. Kush (idgaf let’s smoke it) 6. Saying “deadass” unironically 7. Mushroom chocolates 8. Peach vapes 9. Wearing sunglasses at night 10. Eggs

This chick on hinge just asked if I was up for a “quick coffee date this week” — listen I can barely get my order right to the barista while I’m sober getting coffee in the AM and she thinks I’ll meet up in the same situation to see if this might be a match?? #WhiteBoySummer

Bugging about getting GA for @Lane8music damn damn

The first pull of the hot wax and your hair off hurts like a fucking BITCH

The feeling of the hot wax solidifying on your skin is like when the chocolate hard shell on your soft serve ice cream firms up

Just got my back waxed and it was quite the experience, more details in 🧵

Admin Reveal

Took half a bar, rented Cocaine Bear on @YouTubeTV and got craft beer dripping down my chin while on the couch — name a better Friday night, you can’t!

I want her to stand over & shoot Xanax from her coochie into my mouth

@dunkinhole @AlbanianKlay @BertGoochland @DSackington Next question

@AlbanianKlay @BertGoochland Fiddles —> Ricks @AlbanianKlay @DSackington @Meatballs_69

Smells like a ricks night