Dr. Butsos

Self proclaimed "free speech advocate,"giant douche, and immigrant, @elonmusk puts his small-dick energy on display by banning journalists, losing polls, and and loses more polls. LOL

@sethlind and @OConnellism You've already done Mission to Zzzzzzz. But I'm pitching an idea: The Bartender does a soft-spoken cocktail making track in the ASMR style. Like: youtu.be/CSYAromYA1w Reuse the Tichi music, glass clinks, pouring noises, shaking, grrt milk. 🧉🍹

@MissionToZyxx Oooh, Jeremy better not get sick again for Seattle! ❤️

(More shows to come in 2023! Seattle... looking at you! We haven't forgot!)

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@elonmusk Maybe lay off half of Tesla. That'll fix it. news.sky.com/story/tesla-re…

I find your utterly botched, floundering attempt to lead Twitter to be most salient. @elonmusk How's it feel to be captain of a financially upside down ship you bought and shot a hole in? Gonna cut more staff to profitablity? cnbc.com/2022/11/18/twi…

@spacegooose I was like, "Understandable..better go find spacegoose on IG. An evil megacorp product, but at least Zuckerberg isn't micromanaging it. Oh, I'm already following." See ya in the stars, amigo.

even if this place miraculously doesn't collapse, I'm still probably going to pack up shop anyway. I'm not going to support this selfish maniac with my art.

Hey @actordougjones , I just received a cameo from you and my better half, SD. That was awesome, and you're awesome. Enjoy your time in Toronto.

Hey @elonmusk , remember when you broke 2-factor authentication?

LOL @elonmusk . You've been in charge what, two weeks? breakingnews.ie/business/more-…

The butt likeness is uncanny. The face, less so. @jonathansfrakes

@elonmusk reuters.com/business/retai… OOOPS!

arstechnica.com/tech-policy/20… Uh oh, @elonmusk , looks like you're going to lose more court cases. Keep drilling holes in the bottom of your sinking ship. It'll fix Twitter any minute now. LOL

@elonmusk Funny how your own hubris caused you to acquire this worthless company. "Ohhhh, it's what's happening?" Twatwaffle. Your years are delicious.

Regarding Twitter’s reduction in force, unfortunately there is no choice when the company is losing over $4M/day. Everyone exited was offered 3 months of severance, which is 50% more than legally required.

@elonmusk lol, nah.

To all complainers, please continue complaining, but it will cost $8

@SeaAutoShow Nerds. I will straight up trade Snickers for boxes of Nerds.

Trick or Treat!🎃 Let’s do another ticket giveaway. Comment on your favorite Halloween candy 🍭 for a chance to win two Seattle Auto Show tickets. You will be disqualified if you say candy corn is your favorite 😜 Winner announced after Oct 31. seattleautoshow.com

Well @CutForTime, it's been a few years, but I have a suspect in mind. komonews.com/news/local/thi…

@BenjaminAhr I'm guessing this "don't wake the baby" ad-read is new. And I'm into it. #greatestgen

@BenjaminAhr I adulterate mine with lime juice and triple sec.

@BenjaminAhr RSVP