Mech Kong
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Just walking the earth. With a thermos full of Kool-Aid and a PB&J.
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Tristan was literally with a woman who wanted to just be his wife and have his babies, and he still cheated on her publicly just DAYS before she gave birth.
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The same people who won’t shut up about “trad wives” and the sanctity of marriage always seem real comfortable platforming men who blew that up in real life.
Katie Miller@KatieMiller
Just taped the next episode of the @katiemillerpod with @TThompson on being a dad, the future of AI, the @NBA, & reality TV. TUESDAY | 6PM ET
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Coming soon: new uniforms for the Commanders.
Washington Commanders@Commanders
special delivery... see you April 15 📦
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WATCH LIVE: House holds hearing on funding lapse and security gaps during the shutdown. twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…
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@Super70sSports Every kid in school back in 1977 including me. “ if the Harlem Globetrotters joined the NBA they would go undefeated “
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When I was seven years old, I thought Curly Neal and the Harlem Globetrotters were superheroes. I was right.
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@FB_Helmet_Guy @Super70sSports Three insane games alcs gme 5. Nlcs gme 5. World Series game six
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Spectacular Bracket of Randomness
Round of 32
Matchup #12
(5) Playoff Baseball 
vs.
(12) Chips and Salsa
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@Super70sSports Alice clogged the toilet again ,Greg wants to be a roadie for Jethro tull and Jan got caught shoplifting sex toys
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Mike Brady arrives home from work and braces himself for the inevitable shitstorm he’s about to walk into.
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BREAKING: President Trump tells @MariaBartiromo that Iran wants to make a deal badly with the United States, as negotiations continue after the president ordered a pause for attacks on Iranian power infrastructure.
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@TRobinsonNewEra Talking with who I thought they killed every single leader
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What’s your favorite MLB uniform of all time?
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@DougAMacgregor No need to worry Fox News has already told us the war has already been won
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@MechKong @Super70sSports At spring break back in the day trip to the dog track always a must , real salt of the Earth people
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Every town in America with a population of 2000 or higher has at least one woman between the ages of 35 and 65 who looks exactly like Greg “The Hammer” Valentine. They are all currently working on a heater and playing the scratch-off lottery.
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Super Sky Point to Death, which has been Chuck Norris’d. You have to respect any man so proficient at kicking motherfuckers in the face he required special jeans. St. Peter, I hope you know how to duck. #RIP
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@RealTimers @billmaher @tristanharris @RepLuna @realannapaulina @PaulBegala @HBO Begala -clinton rump swab
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FRIDAY: @BillMaher welcomes @TristanHarris, @RepLuna (@realannapaulina) + @PaulBegala to Real Time @HBO!
Reply with a question and join the conversation after the show on #RTOvertime.
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@Super70sSports And put bonds and Clemens and all the rest of the steroid guys that mlb took advantage of because after the 94 strike -interest in baseball was zero zilch nada !
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Put Pete Rose in the fucking Hall of Fame.
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