Mechafishy

@Dianexis @thecavedaddy Crying about being wet while I'm dying of thirst over here.

@thecavedaddy HELP THE HEY DADDY SCENE CAME ON AND SHE GOT HORNY

Making the foid watch Voicemails for Isabelle finally

Also got to look the Russian minister of the treasury in the face and told him if he ever stepped foot on us soil I'd have him shot in the head. Then I got reelected with 75% of the vote

I got to play in a social engineering mega game. Got assigned an interesting role.

@Broncsx3 @notlouisckk Think it would be someone who goes on it but remains inactive and continues to eat a grossly unhealthy diet.

@Mechafishy @notlouisckk How the hell would it be a crutch? Lol.

If someone takes a GLP-1, should you congratulate them on their amazing weight loss?

@vega_holdings Why would they post this picture?! Thing looks like it's waiting to twist your limbs off one at a time soon as you open the door.

you fools you don't know what you have done.

@ArmedJ0y I agree, but at the same time. What kind of person is still gonna pursue a job after the employer is like, hold up we need to brand our equipment first.

Once again we need a Salem witch trials for SF techbros

@InvertedQueen That's something I'd love to have on the shelf. Nice find

Exciting package

@ArmedJ0y May want to try a pilot hole with a smaller bit. if everything isn't broken, which it sounds like it is

FGC-9 project on indefinite hiatus. Clearly do not have the right tools and understanding to build this thing currently. 2 hours this morning trying to drill this bolt and somehow the vice I got broke, and I only got 1mm in before the drill bit broke inside the hole lol. Certified Too Retarded and/or under equipped to do this at the moment.

@MartinRageTV2 @ArmedJ0y He should ask for a Bible in the order too.

@ArmedJ0y mcmaster.com/products/carbi… I gave up ordering any bits off amazon.

@jurasskick @fritterbaker @Sinapus @LucianArgues Careful. You'll give him ideas.

@fritterbaker @Sinapus @LucianArgues Car nuts are the reason we have lax car laws. Even if they don't hit the pedestrian, they are responsible for the ease of access. (swappable with endless other version that all sound as dumb as the 'gun ' one)

Mamdani: Calls for federal ban on commonly owned firearms. DEMS: see, he's making it easier to get ice cream!

@MrJmezz Gratz. It's a great thing to have your own wheels

A friend of my dad gave me his old car today. Its about 9 years old but newer than the car I've been using! Its pretty nice but needs little work before i can use it regularly. AC is broken and so is the windshield, but I'm so incredibly grateful and happy to have something I own

@Ahoworksco @AGCast4 Baja blastin' that porcelain

@AGCast4 he got the lettuce virus 🫵

I am currently peeing out my butt

@Fat_Electrician same. that was how school worked when i was there

I thought is was: A: 90-100 B: 80-89 C: 70-79 D: 60-69 F: 0-59

@sqlsrvragent @Dianexis Guess some people just enjoy being recreationally enraged.

@Dianexis you also get haters for your ho behavior, when you clearly said that once you cut the weight that the ho behavior would get worse. yet, they continue to follow. it’s baffling.

Being a niche celebrity is gay. I can't post bars/restaurants I'm currently at without the fear of some homo here swatting me. I once posted my ex girlfriend with her work badge and someone here went there asking for me and just waited at the bar for me. I wasn't even near. I once posted a dying friends funeral fundraiser and people here flooded the comments with racists shit. I was also swatted once and now my Sheriff and I unfortunately know each other on a first name basis. I have got free guns tho so that's kinda cool I guess.

@MrJmezz Do hydrate too, sounds like a rough time down there.

@Dianexis I can't help but read that post in the character voices

What would Brian Boitano do if he was here right now? He'd make a plan and he'd follow through That's what Brian Boitano'd do

@Dianexis No

Stop liking this

ok back to being celibate

@ArmedJ0y A pox be upon the spoilers. May their pillows be hot and stuffy, may their steaks be dry and sinewy, may a lego dwell within their footwear, awaiting a chance to draw blood. Also f your pepe. I thought my damn screen was cracked.

No one better fucking spoiler post me.

@ArmedJ0y @YZsFerrari Think generally all the characters get better once they have passed the "the story explains who I am" and just allows them to naturally be the goobers they are.

@YZsFerrari She's done nothing but grow on me

Fuck yeah