The MothMeg Prophecies

Them: So what're your hobbies? Me: I make a podcast. Them: A podcast? What's that? Me: A thing that requires meticulously editing audio of my fiancé repeatedly calling himself Count Jackula the Ejaculation Vampire.

It’s giveaway time! 💦 We’re giving 2 people the chance to win a PowerWasher Plushie To enter 1. Follow @Makeship & @PowerWashSim 2. Retweet this Tweet! Giveaway ends Nov 8th 7pm GMT/2PM ET

November 8th is my birthday, please @PowerWashSim give this lil guy (me) the gift of an even lil-er guy (your tiny powerwasher)

Spotted @everydaylouie’s favorite lil public service forest creature at the button museum in Chicago

Why do the straights No please I’m asking why the fuck do the straights

Finally, the non-binary representation I’ve been looking for. Thanks @SUEtheTrex

@ArmchairRobot @uuntiedshoelace

@Meg_Danger @uuntiedshoelace perhaps they finally found where this so called " Cloud Gate " opens to, and need to protect the city of Chicago from whatever is on the other side of the bean.

They have imprisoned the Bean! #FreeTheBean

@Joshmorrisjam No worries! Fun Fiction is unfortunately on indefinite hiatus while Scotty takes over the wrestling world with @FightBoyzShow. The Weird is coming back…at some point. Eventually. We’re trying.

Oh to be snuggle-pupped at a petting party

@NarcissistCook I think my favorite part is the quotes around Cookbook, like “hmm I dunno boys, I think this ‘cookbook’ might not be a book at all but some kind of guitar-type person. Pretty sus.”

@NarcissistCook Only true facts here

Everyone talking about how Ryan Gosling has flown too close to the himbo sun and become Ken-pilled are outing themselves as fake fans. He has always been Like That and that’s why we love him.

@Kamijacegaming Come back to tumblr, the water’s great

@NarcissistCook These days, me tweeting is about the same level of likelihood as the Panthers making it to the cup final so….

HOCKEEEEYYYYYYYY WOOOOOOOOOO MY SHITTY SHITTY SONS ARE GOING TO THE CUP FINAL!!! #PanthersSweep

Made this BEAUTIFUL creation on stream tonight! Thank you so much to Chips for the incredible idea.

@spacebras Bc they have to use the cis Canada trail

Finally a trail for me