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@libsoftiktok lol Hegseth was in the national guard. That’s barely the military

Democrat Hakeem Jeffries is mad that Secretary of War Pete Hegseth banned DEI in the military, saying he's doing a "horrific" job because he worked at Fox News. Newsflash: Pete Hegseth served 18 years in the US Military. Jeffries is a loser.

@EricLDaugh Imagine unironically saying “I voted to get 300k people fired” and act like it’s a positive thing. What a piece of shit you are

🚨 IT'S OFFICIAL: The experts are STUNNED that President Trump slashed the federal deficit by -$600 BILLION dollars last year, partially due to tariffs Federal employment has been cut by over 300,000 THOUSAND workers. This is huge. I voted for this! 🇺🇸

@SkepticSupreme @elonmusk @boringcompany lol pussy and his hurt feelings

@MegaMel1986 @elonmusk @boringcompany It’s not the idea that’s the problem, Einstein. It’s the execution. Stop having sick Muppet fantasies. Weirdo. Muted.

The @BoringCompany could build a Hyperloop tunnel from downtown SF to downtown LA for <5% of this cost and it would be a technological marvel exceeding any high speed rail on Earth

@elonmusk Pure retardation. The pie represents the whole. There’s only 1 pie

Exactly

@SkepticSupreme @elonmusk @boringcompany Look up vactrains, then go back to pleasuring Elmo. Idea has existed since the 1800s lol

@MegaMel1986 @elonmusk @boringcompany Yeah, yeah, sure. Not viable, huh? Like rockets that are launched into space and then come back down and land safely back on Earth, just like a bottle being put down gently on a table? That level of BS? 🤣🤣🤣

@SkepticSupreme @elonmusk @boringcompany This concept is not viable. It’s existed for over 100 years. It’s bullshit

@elonmusk @boringcompany Take back Hyperloop, Elon! The current Hyperloop developers are doing nothing much at all with this amazing transportation technology concept.

@elonmusk @boringcompany That’s a crock of shit. Everyone knows you “invented” the hyperloop to kill public interest in rail in California. You fraud

@akcanuck @Mariners They’re literally across the street!

@Mariners What no Realplayer?

Ichiro. Immortalized. Yours to take home this Friday. #Mariners50 >> atmlb.com/445eWnp <<

@unboundedlife1 @TheGoldenDays Save me McAfee!!!

@TheGoldenDays I'm sure Norton Anti-Virus will protect me 😜

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@TheCinesthetic I mean, it helps when he pitched in high school

MAJOR LEAGUE was released 37 years ago today. Charlie Sheen trained with real pitchers and could throw close to 85 mph on set, giving Ricky Vaughn’s fastball a rare level of authenticity for a baseball film.

@BallsAndBases @TheCinesthetic That’s because he was a pitcher and shortstop in HS

@TheCinesthetic The only movie that has a guy pitching that looks like he can actually throw a damn ball. Hollywood SUCKS at that so bad

@Hoopss Chet thinking he could take Shaq

Chet Holmgren reportedly believes that he and Shai Gilgeous-Alexander could cook Kobe Bryant and Shaquille O’Neal in a two-on-two matchup, even in a seven-game series against their championship versions. Holmgren expressed confidence in their modern playstyle, saying their spacing, versatility, and skill set would allow them to compete against one of the most dominant duos in NBA history.

@EricLDaugh 🚨 JUST IN: Eric Daugherty a fuckin racist that can’t even read. Has to shove “illegal” into the equation when even your orange god didn’t say that. Fucking loser

🚨 JUST IN: President Trump just SOUNDED the alarm, over 320,000, or 9% PERCENT of all US babies were born to illegal or temporary migrant mothers This is insane. The Supreme Court needs to do the right thing and STRIKE IT DOWN!

@SaltyGoat17 You know it’s true because ChatGPT drew it Moron

Boils my fcking blood!!!

@game7__ Imagine blaming a loss on your coaches attire lol

This is why Dawn Staley will never be a true legend. It's all Balenciaga and Louis Vuitton and whatever is best for Dawn Staley. Of course her players can't win the big one... their coach is too worried about her brand to actually care about what UCLA is doing. Again, Dawn Staley wore a $2,300 Balenciaga jacket to the national championship game tonight. No South Carolina logo. No team colors. No Gamecocks branding anywhere on her. Her team lost 79-51. That jacket tells you more than the score does. Staley is a decent enough coach. Three national championships. A perfect 38-0 season in 2024. Five National Coach of the Year awards. The highest-paid women's basketball coach in the country at $4.25 million a year. But somewhere along the way, Dawn Staley the coach became Dawn Staley the brand. Her fans call her "Louis Vuitton Dawn." She wore Gucci for the first round this year. Balenciaga for the second. Gucci again for the Sweet 16. Louis Vuitton for the Final Four. There are entire articles dedicated to ranking her outfits by round. WWD tracks her sideline looks. Essence runs features on her style. She published a memoir last year called "Uncommon Favor" that became a New York Times bestseller. None of that is a crime. She's allowed to be all of those things. But tonight she stood on the sideline in a luxury brand's name while her team put up the worst title-game performance in program history. South Carolina shot 29% from the field. 2-for-15 from three. Their starters went 8-for-31. Joyce Edwards, their leading scorer, was held to 3-for-10 for eight points. UCLA outscored South Carolina 25-9 in the third quarter. That's the largest single-quarter margin in championship game history. By the end of that quarter it was 61-32. South Carolina averages 86.5 points per game. They scored 51. That's 35 points below their own standard in the biggest game of the year. Meanwhile, Gabriela Jaquez had 21 points, 10 rebounds, and five assists. Only the fifth player in history to put up a 20-10-5 in a title game. Lauren Betts had 14 and 11. UCLA's six seniors scored every single one of their 79 points. Cori Close won her first national championship in her 15th year at UCLA. She wasn't trending for what she was wearing. The full story on how Dawn Staley's brand showed up and her coaching didn't is here: itsgame7.com/news/dawn-stal… Two days ago, Staley beat UConn 62-48 in the Final Four. She looked every bit the championship coach. Geno Auriemma melted down so badly that assistants had to separate them near the scorer's table. Two days later, her team came out flat against UCLA, fell behind early, never adjusted, and got run off the floor by a team that wanted it more. The third-largest margin of victory in title game history. The Balenciaga jacket didn't cause the loss. UCLA was better. Their defense suffocated South Carolina. Their size inside was a problem the Gamecocks never solved. But when you show up to a national championship game wearing somebody else's name instead of your school's, and your team looks like they forgot whose name they were supposed to be playing for too, the image sticks. She's still rich and famous. Good for her. But tonight, the brand showed up and the coaching didn't.

LMFAO

@All22_FF What would be wrong with being a “slot merchant?” You kill for that in PPR

2024: "Jaxon Smith-Njigba is a slot merchant" 2025: "Sam Darnold Sucks and JSN is a slot merchant" 2026: "That's my WR1 always believed in him" -People who want you to pay them money for fantasy advice.

@DonaldJTrumpJr This is how you spend your Easter? Why would I expect anything more from the dump family

Sick people.

@FinkUp100 @AdamSchefter Only because women aren’t people in the eyes of the NFL Unless it’s on tape

@AdamSchefter Unfortunately beating the shit out some lady was never a problem in the eyes of the NFL anyway

NFL concluded today that Chiefs WR Rashee Rice “has not engaged in conduct that violates the personal conduct policy” and the investigation into accusations from his former girlfriend is now closed; there will be no discipline at this time. Statement from his attorney Sean Lindsey: “Mr. Rice wants to thank the NFL for their thorough investigation, and looks forward to the start of the 2026-27 NFL season.”