Megan Retzlaff

Drop a ❤️ to honor Alex Pretti

“this song reminds me of you” - a love language

My goals for 2026 *manifesting* Get my business, Sweet Habits, into the MN State Fair and one of our stadiums. Speak it, believe it, receive it.

I have so many old posts to delete 👀 before I can rebrand this profile like I did all my other socials lol! 🫣😆 Don’t mind me - just cleaning up 🧹

I’m back. What did I miss?

@maddiediemert I can relate 😵‍💫

Yes please.

@KCPiletto What do you do to help when it’s happening?

@MeganRetzlaff First time I had one I thought I was dying…2nd time was just as bad, but knew I’d survive…they’re awful. CBD gummies have erased 90+% of my anxiety

@Shopify needs a dark mode - this white, bright screen is doing the most.

My thoughts exactly

My toxic trait is always thinking I’m dying.

Elderly Choir sings ‘Hot in Herre’

@maddiediemert I’m literally lmao over this tweet. 😂

@justin_iddiot I’m in the process of adding hoodies 🙌🏼 you can buy it at the crewneck price and I’ll make a hoodie for you. 🙌🏼 Lmk if you put in an order!

@MeganRetzlaff Put a hood on the right one and you may have a deal.

Me when I’m criminally insane and the bus to transport me to the maximum security psychiatric hospital arrives

Second: I’m calling on governors to pardon simple state marijuana possession offenses. Just as no one should be in a federal prison solely for possessing marijuana, no one should be in a local jail or state prison for that reason, either.

Once you stop posting and snapping regularly on I.G you just never go back to doing it. You also realise how sharing every detail of your life from the moment you wake up everyday isn’t normal and you feel over exposed, also it makes complete strangers over familiar with you.

Solidarity with the courageous women and allies in Iran protesting for their freedom. Mahsa Amini was senselessly murdered by the same patriarchal and autocratic forces repressing women the world over. The right to choose belongs to us all, from hijabs to reproductive care.

@maddiediemert Love this for you 🫶🏼

Do you believe in ghosts?