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I’m a delicate fuckin’ flower.🌺

When you keep your mouth shut but your face has subtitles :

Our heroes are always honored in Normandy, even inside the churches. 🫡

One from the Vault

“you look sad today” bro im sad everyday I just didn’t have the energy to hide it today

🚨Breaking: He’s not dead... But... Mexico has agreed to pay for the funeral when he is. Also, party in Canada afterwards. Everyone’s invited!

When hiking, the early bird gets the face full of spider webs.

If men had periods

no offense but some of y’all rose tattoos look like cabbage

These are crimes. But nobody will police them. Trump has legalized crime for his rich friends & family. ft.com/content/1171d6…

Let me explain what just happened 👇 5 minutes before the President announced a halt to attacks on Iran… someone placed a $1.5 BILLION bet on stocks going up and dumped $192 million in oil. 5 minutes… These trades were 4 to 6 times larger than anything else in the entire market. Whoever did this wasn’t guessing. You don’t risk $1.5 billion on a hunch. There was zero public indication this announcement was coming. No leaks. No press. Nothing. The only people who knew were in the room when the decision was made. Someone in that room picked up a phone. And within minutes they made more money than most Americans will earn in a thousand lifetimes. In a single trade. On a war that cost you $4+ a gallon gas and $16 billion in tax dollars. American citizens funded this war. Politicians are profiting from it. This is not the first time. Every major announcement from this administration has had massive suspicious trades right before it dropped. Tariff reversals. Policy shifts. War decisions. This is the most blatant insider trading operation in the history of American politics. It’s not even close. And it’s happening over and over in broad daylight. You would go to federal prison for trading on a tip from your cousin. These people are front running war decisions with billion dollar bets and nobody will ever ask a single question. Nobody will be investigated. Nobody will be charged. By tomorrow this will be buried under the next satisfying headline. Just like last time. And the time before that. The game is rigged. And they’re not even trying to hide it anymore…

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Rest if you must. But don't quit.

BREAKING: White smoke in Tel Aviv indicates that Israel has chosen a new OnlyFans CEO

i wish there was a more intense way to express my emotions than crying. i want to burst into flames

Tell me like I'm 5, why people think a guy who inherited $400m from his dad and proceeded to bankrupt himself 6x, can run a financially sound US economy?

The USS Gerald R. Ford is now out of commission for at least 12-14 months due to that fire caused by a fluff buildup in a tumble dryer....

Between the DHS shutdown and the Iran war, Donald Trump has managed to make it both too expensive to drive and impossible to fly. We were promised a golden age; we got a parking lot.

The market manipulation is so obvious that even the normies are starting to notice