Mel Stefaniuk

I’m still here but you can also find me at bsky.app/profile/melste…. Dave Davies please keep following me.

Checking in on twitter and this is the post they got for me

“Y’all don’t even know what you’ve done. I froze me and Dewey Crowe in that meat locker ‘cause the damn fool had a facehugger on him.”

@Kennyufg I had to look up what was happening and I am dumbfounded. I love the game but it is almost two years old! How are people acting like it’s being suddenly abandoned? And what other content could they even do? TCM is so limited in villains and locations they had to make their own.

Man the way "fans" are acting about this Texas Chainsaw Massacre news. I couldn't be a developer. It's one thing to know nothing about how any of this works. It's another to know you know nothing and still speak with your whole chest. Why would anyone wanna make games for y'all?

@JamesUrbaniak “Hi, I’m James Coburn and I’ll be seeing you every Sunday night at 8pm on CBS in Stephen J. Cannell’s THE JFK FILES. They missed their shot to get JFK; don’t miss yours.”

THE JFK FILES: After being grazed by a would-be assassin’s bullet, John F. Kennedy resigns the Presidency and moves into a Los Angeles mobile home to become a private investigator.

@badly_drawn_boy BADLY DRAWN BEEF: A feud between Badly Drawn Boy and BC Camplight is heating up after the release of Badly Drawn Boy’s diss track “Knit Like Us” calling out the quality of BC Camplight’s toques.

I love you Brian but I will happily have some unfounded beef with you for a while to boost the interest in your undoubtedly excellent forthcoming masterpiece.. 👊🏻

Ridley Scott made THE MARTIAN shortly after his brother died and to me that’s what the movie is really about: how do you find hope and a reason to keep living in the face of unthinkable catastrophe? Ridley was making this from that same space of process overcoming despondency.

@JacobDavison_ @LovelyZena I’ve been excited for YEARS!

@JacobDavison_ If the Animaniacs were real they would murder David Zaslav.

@NeilNevins Doing the folded Time Magaze face match but with this cover

they released the Ides of March movie in the fall?

@palfriendpatine @kisstheblade_ This is Rory G.G. Martin his bad boy twin brother who writes the book series Contest of Royal Seating which has been adapted into a series for Showtime. His first book ends with a character named Jed Stork growing a second head.

@kisstheblade_ this genuinely caught me off guard

I am so used to seeing George R. R. Martin in exactly the same suspenders and newsie cap in every single photo that this one stopped my breath. We need someone to check and make sure this isn't Martin's evil twin who loves finishing books and hates wasting time on side projects.

Why does he look like he’s starring in a movie called THE YOUTH PASTOR about a former CIA assassin now working as a youth pastor who has to use his old skills to save a kid named Devin from the Russian mob

@palfriendpatine I wish we could all live in peace and the people with cooked brains could leave us alone

I would also personally enjoy not getting in a stupid war w canada thanks

Hey so if we could like not have a recession that would be cool

@NeilNevins Oh I hate it and they're clearly being forced to basically star in a paid AI advertisement

Shark Tank is my “cleaning the kitchen” watch to decompress with but the amount of contestants or follow-ups in this new season talking about how much AI they’re using is starting to turn me off. Immediate “fuck off” when I hear some 20-something bragging about it.

@PEREZSEZ David Zaslav showing up on the last day of filming and throwing a molotov cocktail at the crew.

Only two things people want to watch

The Russo Brothers have done it again!* *spent $300 million dollars to devalue the concept of film

@SlammerMaster Noooo

Damn I have never been as quickly unsold on a game as when they said they were changing Tony Hawk 4 into a run based game. Sorry no thanks.

@Kennyufg I’ve never had a car without one and I don’t know if I could!

@MelFreelance That fact that your car has a working CD is fire lol

🎶 Me and you, Your momma and your cousin, too, Rolling down the strip on Vogues...🎶

The cast of Thunderbolts holding hands and getting blown up at the end to get out of their contractual obligations together.