Topher

You might think you’re only a two but cheer up, attractiveness is subjective, you might just be somebody else’s four.

@KivvyCat Go straight to the only one Jesus said was unforgivable: blaspheme the Holy Spirit

Whats a good starter sin for someone just getting into transgressing against god

@stats_feed You’re telling me there’s actually people who manage to get a net worth above $100,000 before the age of 30? Must all have gotten their inheritance already 😂

Hard to believe, but the average median net worth of a 30-year-old in the US is less than $100,000. Is this higher or lower than you expected?

@Dad_2_The_Bone Tiny steps in the right direction 😂

Charlie Sheen set to replace RFK Jr…

@nocontextgayy Now I’m feeling nostalgic 😝

@Stormi_luv 😭

What's your favourite emoji to use when texting ??

You know what still bugs me about Dallas? In season 1 Ray and Lucy are banging in the barn and then later you find out Ray is Jock’s illegitimate son, which would make him Lucy’s uncle, but they kinda like never addressed that.

@wrstdressedlist @paperssil Oh 😢

@MelanchoLOL @paperssil It is

No gay has all 5: 1. Strong hairline 2. Fit bod 3. Self-Esteem 4. Good relationship with their Dad 5. Can host

If you get Mexican Retin-A on your penis by mistake is it going to fall off? Asking for a friend…

@Emawnish Say no more.

YOU HAVE ONE LIFE. SPEND IT ALL ABUSING STIMULANTS

@LouieKerr8 Fuck, it’s a perfect likeness! Guilty!!

😂

I can't keep up with who hates who here that's mostly why I keep to myself

I’d really rather you didn’t

Donating my body to science while still alive.

@sxmswrld They’re not mutually exclusive tho!

i don’t want to be “on hinge” i want to be on drugs

@AuthorGFAllen All the time 😭

Do you ever buy books you plan to read… while still having a whole pile you haven’t touched yet?

Is it weird that I have my father in my contacts list under his actual name? Does that say anything about our relationship?