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Topher

@MelanchoLOL

33 | Absurd random humor & chaotic one-liners 😏 | Occasional existential dread | History nerd, Nietzsche wannabe, cat dad | Real talk & DMs welcome 🏳️‍🌈

California, USA Katılım Mart 2026
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Topher@MelanchoLOL·
You might think you’re only a two but cheer up, attractiveness is subjective, you might just be somebody else’s four.
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Topher@MelanchoLOL·
@KivvyCat Go straight to the only one Jesus said was unforgivable: blaspheme the Holy Spirit
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Kivvy Cat!@KivvyCat·
Whats a good starter sin for someone just getting into transgressing against god
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Topher@MelanchoLOL·
@stats_feed You’re telling me there’s actually people who manage to get a net worth above $100,000 before the age of 30? Must all have gotten their inheritance already 😂
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World of Statistics@stats_feed·
Hard to believe, but the average median net worth of a 30-year-old in the US is less than $100,000. Is this higher or lower than you expected?
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Dad to the Bone
Dad to the Bone@Dad_2_The_Bone·
Charlie Sheen set to replace RFK Jr…
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Stormi@Stormi_luv·
What's your favourite emoji to use when texting ??
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Topher@MelanchoLOL·
You know what still bugs me about Dallas? In season 1 Ray and Lucy are banging in the barn and then later you find out Ray is Jock’s illegitimate son, which would make him Lucy’s uncle, but they kinda like never addressed that.
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lux@paperssil·
No gay has all 5: 1. Strong hairline 2. Fit bod 3. Self-Esteem 4. Good relationship with their Dad 5. Can host
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Topher@MelanchoLOL·
If you get Mexican Retin-A on your penis by mistake is it going to fall off? Asking for a friend…
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E D. Awg@Emawnish·
YOU HAVE ONE LIFE. SPEND IT ALL ABUSING STIMULANTS
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Topher@MelanchoLOL·
@LouieKerr8 Fuck, it’s a perfect likeness! Guilty!!
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Dr Quinn, Medicine Weirdo
Dr Quinn, Medicine Weirdo@pettyruxpinz·
I can't keep up with who hates who here that's mostly why I keep to myself
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Topher@MelanchoLOL·
I’d really rather you didn’t
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j e a n@jeanisalunatic·
Donating my body to science while still alive.
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Topher@MelanchoLOL·
@sxmswrld They’re not mutually exclusive tho!
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sam snow⋆❆₊⊹
i don’t want to be “on hinge” i want to be on drugs
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G. F. Allen
G. F. Allen@AuthorGFAllen·
Do you ever buy books you plan to read… while still having a whole pile you haven’t touched yet?
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Topher@MelanchoLOL·
Is it weird that I have my father in my contacts list under his actual name? Does that say anything about our relationship?
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