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Zofran™️ Drescher

@MelbaGhost

Just kinda here to feed the algorithm tbh. Pure unfiltered OCD in corporeal form. Musician and aquatic good boy enthusiast. 🦭

Katılım Ağustos 2014
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darling 🍎
darling 🍎@rtrnvdtps·
christian bale when men like american psycho: "... like ironically, right?" christian when women like american psycho: "you have a sick sense of humour and i share it with you :)"
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FUCK ICE@primordials0und·
My roommate said "where can I get a hamster" and I said "Hamazon" and it got almost no reaction. Anyway does anyone know how to get someone evicted?
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big honkin caboose@itsbighonkin·
27-29 had me feeling like my life was over and 30 has me feeling like a newborn infant baby full of whimsy and wonder and I think that’s common for a lot of people
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FUCK ICE@primordials0und·
Bushwick men all dress like Jerry Seinfeld or Max Keeble, Bushwick women look like Cyberpunk characters or my mother in 1985
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Oobinoob Banoobi
Oobinoob Banoobi@uglymothatrucka·
@tittyrespecter I was put on Paxil in high school. It turned me into a zombie. I sat sisterly in a daze in every class. That lasted a couple months. Nightmare.
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hersch@tittyrespecter·
people who started adderall as a young child: “it stole a part of my soul which will never be returned to me” people who started adderall as an adult: “everything i have and everything i am is granted by the blessings of my daily meth”
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FUCK ICE
FUCK ICE@primordials0und·
Yeah guys I'm starting a restaurant that only serves fried dolphin tenders and I'm gonna fry all of it in elephant tusk oil. You can find my new restaurant, Dolph Yumgren, in the back left corner of the Costco in Astoria. Going to make tens of dollars off this concept!
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Dr. Grey
Dr. Grey@Silverback_MD·
This is a bit bs. Our clinic is having an atrocious time retaining young receptionists. They simply don’t want to work and break down when faced with their first upset patient. There seems to be a complete disconnect between how much work it takes to establish oneself and wages earned. The older staff have to walk on egg shells for fear of attracting a bullying complaint. It’s almost like their idea of a career came from watching the TV show suits
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FUCK ICE@primordials0und·
15 year olds when they see a person with a beard they don't like:
V@biggieiii

@primordials0und bro looks like a mix between a drunken dave grohl and high taylor swift

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anirudh@kamathematic·
being the first to jaywalk is so aura inducing the other pedestrians all look at each other like damn he’s really him
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FUCK ICE@primordials0und·
If anyone wants to donate money to the David gets a new bed fund I'll let you come over to my apartment and play blocks with me and and Tonka trucks and like and uhhhh we can play action figures and my mommy will make us Eggo waffles and we can watch Spongebob
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FUCK ICE@primordials0und·
I should have you guys know this was done at their behest because they were, and I quote, "curious"
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FUCK ICE@primordials0und·
Hanging out with my bisexual girlfriend and my lesbian roommate taking the Kinsey Scale Test at the bar
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FUCK ICE@primordials0und·
Every day we stray further from the light
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