Serag “The Franchise” Meletian

:tries to jump out the corner: Zangief:

If you live in Halifax, come check out my comedy album recording on March 29th. I'll be doing my best jokes from the last 10 years. Tickets: eventbrite.com/e/harrison-wei…

“c’mon bam, i got work in the morning”

Had a blast directing this for Adult Swim with @MichaelRCusack @psychicpebble & @SickAnimation

Tonight! @justforlaughs recording artist @orangebureau hosts Newbie Tuesday with all these not-so-newbie guests! 8pm (to 9:30), $6 gets you in and a free pass to a weekend show in 2024 or 2025! comedynest.com

@Zak_Kik Santa cumming early

Getting the dick sucking chair ready for Christmas

@Zak_Kik Glad to hear Hurley’s is on the up

Getting told by an MMA fighter he could kill me with his bare hands over a call back

#OnThisDay in 1997: WCW Nitro: PERFECT PLEX TO THE GIANT & A GIANT KIP UP.

@airbagged Anti-woke content grifters in their goon caves, creating the worst thumb nail and video title combinations known to man the first frame Atsu appeared in the trailer.

Sometimes my cat looks like a butterball turkey when he’s sitting down so I don’t blame others for wanting to eat him. It’s an honest mistake, really.

9/9/99 - 25 years of the Dreamcast 👼🎂🎉

The past 3 weeks for PlayStation in a nutshell

I better go superviral for this...

TRUMP: I shouldn't say this, but in vermilion city under a truck there's a little pokemon. a beautiful pokemon, the first pokemon, i think HARRIS: not true. TRUMP: They won't move the truck. 3 years, they could have moved it. they don't want you to catch the Mew. it's terrible

Starting to feel like #Dreamcast was my generation’s Woodstock. “You had to BE there, man. It wasn’t just a game console, it was a whole VIBE”

My last meal would be the Wendy’s breakfast menu.

It’s kinda fitting that the comedy scene here is run like a retard gang war

HEY! Me and @Troy__Stark are recording a double album on Saturday, Sept 21 at the Montreal Improv and you should be there so that your laughter is forever memorialized. eventbrite.ca/e/double-comed…