Melissa Todd

@Sarah_aby_npy I'm certain you'll look splendid! Thank you so much for coming.

@MelissaRTodd Yep ..but fancied a day out in town. Not sure I do cool clobber.

I haven't been to the theatre in ages ....@MelissaRTodd what's the acceptable dress code for a July Friday night in Clapham?

@hairy_sub Useful, thank you!

@MelissaRTodd I always use a VPN when I access adult sites whether I’m using O2, home WiFi or somebody else’s WiFi.

Went to o2 and asked if I could access adult content on my phone. They said because it's a business account I couldn't. But my business is adult content, I explained to the squirmy man. Still no.

@LeopoldParker1 Not yet! Still in a fiction zone.

@MelissaRTodd I'm right behind you! Have you got round to "The English Vice; beating, sex and shame..." yet?

I cannot BELIEVE someone as obsessed with Victorians and sex work and disease as me has never read this book. I shall remedy that this weekend.

@NickyMontford Loving it so far.

@RubyRed182 That sounds a genius idea! Thank you so much!

@MelissaRTodd You should be able to access porn using the guest wifi in the halls. Another option could be is to get an e SIM card. So I get them when I go abroad and have accessed porn sites using them so am (tried and tested in Spain and Australia to chicken to try in UAE) maybe try that?

Packing, uggh. But a long weekend in Birmingham at the end of it.

@Thatbloke85 That's really useful! Thank you. Staying in student halls for a month when I do Edinburgh and really anxious I won't be able to access onlyfans the whole time!

@MelissaRTodd It's worth using a VPN if you haven't considered so already. A lot of them have phone apps. You can turn them on and off at will should you find yourself blocked from something whilst on the VPN. Nord and surf shark have both worked for me and there's usually an introductory deal

@aloraluxmodel Thank you! X

On the link between autism and kink, for this week's Love it! Out today, only 99p.

@AutisticORA @Kent_Online I'm so sorry to hear that. But look at you now!

@MelissaRTodd @Kent_Online Thank you for your thoughts! As someone who developed a psychosomatic illness as a teenager (damn that undiagnosed autism), and missed three months of school (due to what was actually school phobia) this hits hard.

Banger for @Kent_Online Opinion: ‘Miss school and you’ll end up in court? That’s quite the message to send children’ share.google/9dzCy1mcYxZonw…

@SkyChai1313 Oh yes!

@MelissaRTodd I mean you most likely have more experience 🤷‍♀️

Had a couple yesterday too, and a pissed off wife that I hit harder than she does.

Been cast as Mary Magdalene in my church's passion play. Again.

@SlapHappy68 That's very good to hear

@MelissaRTodd wish I'd seen this sooner. Just do what you do so well, Miss. Just thinking of your stance, hands on hips, a disapproving glare, that tsk-tsk tongue noise, all wrapped in your inimitable velvety voice, makes my tummy clench in anticipation.

Couple coming today. Wife wants to be taught how to scold. No idea how to explain what I do.

@StokoeAndy On it!

@MelissaRTodd Don't explain - just do what you do so very well! Have seen you do that in many Strictmoor Academy videos so just treat the whole thing like an unscripted video. Just make sure you are stern, severe and you punish hard with a variety of implements from your lovely hand to cane!

@PaulAtNorthGare Yes! I think that is sound advice.

@MelissaRTodd The trick, IMO, is really meaning it — even if the context is more play-ish. Find something that she genuinely cares about, and is invested in, even if it seems petty or unreasonable.

@xdean2 This is an excellent plan!

@MelissaRTodd Demo it, then hand cane to wife say right, you’ve seen how it’s done, now you can spend the rest of the time practicing on him. Then every now and again murmur some encouragement as you sip a tea/wine