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@prodnose The lady doth protest too much

I have absolutely no interest in what is going on in the Premier League. It's a media vanity project. Signed sealed delivered like a movie franchise. Winners no more significant to most of us than naming the new Dr Who. Have your headlines and parades. Fuck you. Also: West Ham!

@Dogglllzzz @BBCMOTD @BBCSport Exactly, that’s what they’d do in any other sport… like tennis or boxing etc, a straight match forfeit

@BBCMOTD @BBCSport Nope. As Southampton have been found guilty AFTER their game against ‘bruff (who were eliminated) then Hull should be automatically promoted imho.

Southampton expelled from the play-offs and Middlesbrough replacing them... do you think it's the correct decision?

#southampton #hull why don’t they just put Hull up, like they would in tennis if the opponent was disqualified or ill…. A straight forfeit

@Charlie_Ing94 @SkySportsNews @Boro @Wrexham_AFC Presumably because that’s the match they gained an advantage over…I can’t see how they could prove an advantage from trading footage .. but that’s another argument

@SkySportsNews Completely neutral but why do @Boro qualify for the final? Surely the semi final needs to be replayed between @Boro and @Wrexham_AFC ?

BREAKING: Southampton have been expelled from the play-off final 🚨 Middlesbrough have been reinstated for Saturday’s showdown at Wembley against Hull City ⚽️

@DavidBrartkuux @SkySportsNews And whilst unethical, what possible advantage of training footage could be proved

@SkySportsNews Not a Saints fan & I'm completely neutral here, but based on the 2 breaches, the first is vague and flakey and the second breach has no repercussions or penalties mentioned. Southampton just need to lawyer up - there is no precedence, & no punishment outlined. Time to sue & win!

@The_Diamond_DC @SkySportsNews Always the fans that get shafted.

@SkySportsNews Not fair on Hull, and more importantly, not fair on the thousands of Southampton fans who have shelled out on non-refundable travel and hotels

#southampton shocking news, as always it’s always the poor fans that end up feeling shafted

@GayeGaylor25341 @prodnose No media then ???🤣🤣🤣🤣 couldn’t resist sorry

@prodnose You'd never get me doing that but then again I'm not a media whore.

Years back, I came up with an idea for BBC Sport Relief that fans might put on their bitterest enemies shirt if enough was pledged to charity. It was a great, uncomfortable idea and raised untold money. Here's me & Ray Winstone biting the bullet. #ShirtOfHurt

@prodnose Shirt of hurt 🤣🤣

@NotFarLeftAtAll To quote @JimDOfficial the funniest thing Lenny Henry has been in is Dawn French !

Who’s funnier, Roy Chubby Brown or Lenny Henry?

@stevenffc123 @AmbroseBarnaby Excellent value , I’m on the wait list 🤞 I’ve spent £1050 doing pay as you go for 12 matches a mix of Hammersmith end (the best) Johnny Haynes , once in Riverside stand with rich tourists, whatever is available loads of points so hope to become Fulham family proper next season

@AmbroseBarnaby Mine is £37 good value I’m happy for sure

Just got my season ticket renew email £36 per game it works out which for 19 Premier League games represents excellent value for a season ticket imo #FFC

@prodnose What I don’t understand is why VAR was only looking at disallowing a goal.if pablos arm meant no goal fine.Then by the same reasoning award a penalty for Rice and Gabriel shirt holding West Ham players in the box. They weren’t looking for fairness…only to disallow an equaliser

Most insane thing with VAR is it's anonymity. You may not question it's perpetrators. Why are we not allowed to know or question those who give decisions? Why are they not accountable? Why are they not publicly asked WHY they decided it was/wasn't a goal? Whose game is this?

@TracyAnnO @loosewomen @ITV I think she might need some help with alcohol dependence 🙏

Can someone make this level of hatred and malevolence make sense ? @loosewomen @ITV please have a look and offer her some help and advice.

@RookeAnt 🤣

@MelliardAmanda 🤣🤣 I'm a Wednesday fan , just cant bear VARsenal

Come on West Ham #WestHam #ManCity

#westham c’mon hammers, you can do this 🙌

#crystalpalace playing out of their skins… if my team @FulhamFC had lost like this yesterday I’d of had no complaints #ffc

@JustToMakeACom3 @BlancosAway I reckon he’s trying to avoid any injury that might hamper transfer

@BlancosAway Wilson is so good at being invisible that he even escapes criticism.

So frustrating. The story of our season. #FulhamFC are in the ascendency and mistakes like that are the difference between #FFC & Europe. Muniz has shown nothing, he’s not made the ball stick once. We need more end product from Chukwueze & Jedi. Bassey and Castagne positive.

@FulhamishPod @MrSammyJames When Sessignon, Castagne, Robinson ,King or Bobb they look like players who want to be there imho

@FulhamishPod @MrSammyJames its hard for players to give there all when the manager is mentally out the door. khans need to get rid of him not wait til hes set up a deal with benfica , Wilson is coasting to avoid injury i reckon so he gets villa muniz has scored 1 goal 25/26

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