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@MelonCons

Inventor of the Tuxedo Snuggie (patent pending)

Chicago, IL Katılım Nisan 2011
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Melon@MelonCons·
Grocery shopping during Bears games>>>>>
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@ecareyo Link the shirt, Care?
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Jake Tropila@JakeTropila·
The ending to Saltburn is pretty wild.
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nick kroll@nickkroll·
Did George Santos steal lola’s voice?
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What does one trade in Open Table points for?????
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Sinéad Biopic, please.
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Meg@OldFranMurph·
Packing essentials for Bachelorette weekend:
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I have not used a functional umbrella in about 15 years
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nick ciarelli@nickciarelli·
Proud to be a part of the Letterboxd community
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No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen
No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen@NoLieWithBTC·
Republicans: It’s not guns, it’s mental health! Also Republicans:
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Melon@MelonCons·
I always forget that I have literally no idea what anyone’s talking about for about 90% of every Succession episode
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Getting back into The Americans and I wish they made an ep solely dedicated to their wig/costume storage and maintenance, tracking their fake backstories etc!
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Chicago Cubs
Chicago Cubs@Cubs·
The Cubs mourn the passing of legendary Chicago radio personality and lifelong Cubs fan Lin Brehmer. We send our condolences to his family and friends.
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Melon@MelonCons·
The actual disease on The Last of Us is the most upsetting part 🍄
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Meg@OldFranMurph·
My husband and I started @TheLastofUsHBO last night. He often looked away and I had nightmares. Still, quite the thriller. 10/10
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Meg@OldFranMurph·
Does this look like the face of a 3-year-old who was ripping farts all night and then said, “Mama, did I have beans tonight?”
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Melon@MelonCons·
@LeahSpolarich I’ve got 2 days to find some to make it happen
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There seems to be a hash brown shortage and no one is talking about it!!
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