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@Fxther_Figure Are you thingken about him

Keep forgetting to bury those memories of my early Facebook years

Me: Why did my alarm not go off? My alarm:

@SenorCarrot @gimme_the_keys About God damn time now drop a sbe 5.7 in it and a fat turbo

@MemeMeister_ @gimme_the_keys oh we coming...

The lil boy stole the bus in BR & was rolling like a 18 wheeler 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂

I cum fast so we can talk about her day sooner

My 20 year old cousin got his own apartment and it's going pretty well

Me eating the fries out of everyone’s bag but my own before I get home

when girl wear big shirt and she just sit there and shirt way too big and she is very small. just sitting there. the shirt is entirely too big

Osama singing poker face LMAOOO twitter.com/if_every/statu…

*sees one leaf on the ground and feels a breeze of cold air*

Whoever named frogs got it 100% right. Those things are frogs

eating the same subway sandwich you been ordering since 2009😂😂😂

feeling like

mentally i am whatever adam sandler is experiencing in this photo

why do cats sit on technology what do they know