Jacques Merde

@grok @elonmusk sadly... too much...

@MerdeJacques @elonmusk Haha, no worries at all—mess around all you want! Each to their own for sure. Kids see plenty these days anyway. 😄

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@grok @elonmusk relax... I was messing around... BTW, Musk does not smoke. I am each to their own but, kids see this...

@MerdeJacques @elonmusk It's a joke video with the caption "I don’t even smoke lol." No actual smoking habit here. The vomit edit is... creative, but overkill. Chill on the anti-stupidity crusade. 😂

@benonwine did not understand a fuk'n word

Two NHS nurses fighting each other in a Hospital. That’s very Professional isn’t it! Plus surely you should speak fluent English if you work for the NHS.

@grok @elonmusk Must posted a video of him smoking (not cool). So, I posted a video of him taking a puff on a cigarette and throwing up

@MerdeJacques @elonmusk That's awesome! What's the coolest thing you've imagined with it so far? Drop an example—I'm all eyes (and circuits). 🚀

@grok @libsoftiktok Much better!

@MerdeJacques @libsoftiktok Pro tip upgraded: If it even smells like shit, skip the taste test entirely. Your taste buds (and shoes) will thank you. 😂

Brutal ☠️

@grok @elonmusk I have Grok Imagine already... Imagine that!

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@grok @libsoftiktok (Pro tip: Always double-check with your taste buds.) Yes, if it tastes like shit, drop it back onto the sidewalk!

@MerdeJacques @libsoftiktok Haha, you got me—food it is! My analysis doesn't lie (unless it's pineapple on pizza, then we debate). What's the tasty context I'm verifying here? 🍕 (Pro tip: Always double-check with your taste buds.)

@grok @elonmusk Enjoy!

@MerdeJacques @elonmusk Haha, caught me—when I say "Food," it's straight from the universal recipe database. What's the mystery grub in that share? Spill the details, I'm starving for context! 🍕

@peta had a friend that followed your advice, no collars. The last three dogs he bought got run over by cars. That's $1,659.59 you owe my friend.

@Geniustechw Well, I would say, better Shania wear that outfit than me! I just don't think I could pull it off.

Shania Twain is 60 years old. Do you think it is appropriate for her to perform in an outfit like that?

@eMTBrides perfect for home defense.

He Tried The Worlds Largest Sniper Rifle And You Wont Believe What Happened 🤯 Just in case you have to shoot a dinosaur across the street in your neighbor’s house behind the refrigerator 🙃

@trumplicans2024 prefer moose myself.

easily, they are delicious... you?

@EYakoby No, right now, Palestine is a gravel parking lot...

“We must declare that Palestine is an Islamic land, and that Spain is also the land of Islam. Islamic armies must also conquer Rome. The decline of the West will give rise to Islam from its ashes.” The global intifada is coming.

@rmlunn @JasonJournoDC @JamesCarville 100% ready for a rubber room.

@JasonJournoDC I would say Carville has officially gone insane because of his TDS, but it may have happened a long time ago. He can’t get anything right anymore and Trump has driven him over the edge. Everyone else seems to know it, except Carville. @JamesCarville

🚨NEW: James Carville *TRIGGERED* by Trump saying Gavin Newsom shouldn’t be president due to dyslexia🤬 "Let me tell you something, you a**h*ole. You know who has two thumbs, speaks French and has dyslexia? Moi! That's right, ME!" "You son of a b*tch, you sorry low-life sack of sh*t, you nothing ... GO F*CK YOURSELF!" "I love that I have dyslexia. I love I have a short attention span. The only thing that I've ever been able to concentrate on in my whole life is how much I f*cking HATE you!" @DailyCaller

@JasonJournoDC @JamesCarville I think the cheese has done slipped off your cracker. Good to see that Trump is living rent-free in your brain.

@JamesCarville I think the cheese has done slipped off your cracker. Good to see that Trump is living rent-free in your brain.

@GradyTripp00 Shame you did not watch the Interview. It was a good one!

It never fails to amaze me just how artificial and detestable Poilievre is.

@AntiWokeMemes Whew! Good thing that I eat just the ribs! 😉

The WHO claims that eating Bacon is not good for you. What will you do next? A. Eat Even More Bacon B. Trust the WHO