Merlin

My reasonable measured reaction to the Eagles game #HTTC

@john_keim Liability

With Lattimore he'll have good games. But they traded him to have good games vs. top targets. He has not delivered in that area.

@MLB Google called game

SHOH3I

SHOHEI OHTANI HAS TAKEN OVER HE LEAVES THE YARD AGAIN 💥

What. The. Fuck

@RGIII God bless Josh Harris❤️💛

Total team win by the Washington Commanders today. No Jayden Daniels means everyone else had to step up. •Defense- 5 Sacks, 8 TFLS •Offense- 201 yards rushing 3 TDs •Special Teams-Jaylin Lane Punt Return TD Marcus Mariota was efficient and outside of the fumble he was great

I have been and always will be a die hard Dodgers fan. But no other player will mean more to me than a certain second baseman from the Phillies (even if he did play the last few years as a Dodger🤣) Thanks for a great childhood Chase Utley

@owndodgerhaters Immediately thought of you. @Dodgers get @owndodgerhaters a lifetime pass and we three-peat

OHTANI TWO SHOMBA GAME I CAN BELIEVE I AM IN THE SAME STADIUM AS THIS MAN RN

I understand hating on ohtani because he’s a dodger, but you gotta be a sick mf to hate on decoy 😭😭

@owndodgerhaters @KutterIsKing No dude he's on the money every time

@KutterIsKing Do you ever miss ?

In sports there are two types of players: 1) The ones that step up when the lights are bright 2) Aaron Judge

@ryantheryno_ @dookiebettsss Because God forbid when something special happens we want something special on the call. It doesn't have to be the call to end all calls but Jesus Christ can we get something more exciting than a geriatric old dude who isn't sure if he got bingo or not?

@dookiebettsss Sometimes you all complain about the dumbest stuff, it is not at all bad

oh my god bring me Joe Davis LMFAO there's no way this is a real call

@SHENANIGANS2067 @dookiebettsss Speak for yourself bring me the screaming old man

@dookiebettsss What exactly is wrong with the call?? I rather this than some screaming old man

@owndodgerhaters Spoken like a true west coast native. If my ass flies or drives to LA from Virginia for a Dodgers game best believe my ass will be planted in that seat as long as they'll let me

Imagine staying at dodger stadium until 1:30am 😂

@GarlicFryRy @owndodgerhaters Speak not on my glorious GOAT. Former teammate to your boy Hunter Pence don't forget

@MerliN_784 @owndodgerhaters Yeah being an Utley fan must be tough

Padres got swept, that’s good but fuck the giants can’t stop winning

@LordSmap @DrXBloomGaming @DeptofDefense You cooked, people love to sit here and say we don't have to do anything outside our borders. But the fight for defense starts well beyond here. To give these squabbling terrorists an inch is an inch too far. Every cent allowed is used to fight us and oppress their own countrymen

So we sit back and let them target and shoot missiles and launch drones at our and our allies trade vassals? They don't have to attack our ships but they do anyways. How would you feel if you were a crewman on a cargo ship and Houthi terrorists were launching missiles at the ship you were crewing? Would you want the US response to be do nothing and let the terrorists shoot missiles at trade vessels?

AIR DOMINANCE NEVER SLEEPS.

@GarlicFryRy @owndodgerhaters Thank you it was a really hard time for my family

@MerliN_784 @owndodgerhaters

@GarlicFryRy @owndodgerhaters Sorry I was in a coma from shooting myself in 2009 after we lost in the NLCS for the second year in a row to the Phillies. Was out until 2015 until my conscious heard the doctors talking about my glorious 🐐 Chase Utley coming to LA. So I only remember one

@MerliN_784 @owndodgerhaters Once every four years? Remember when they won the World Series every OTHER year for 5 years?? 🤭

@the_dirtturd @DanClarkSports You might as well just put "old as" in front of your name. You're clearly senile and out of touch. Go take your dementia meds, eat your pudding cup, and shut up.

Have a look at this stupid f**king umpire trying to impose himself on a memorable moment... Stay in your damn lane.

@ClownPunchers @EmeraldRobinson This tweet actually lowers the IQ of whoever reads it. Be warned and escape it's too late for me

@EmeraldRobinson It was never a vaccine 😉 it was only a shot just like the flu shot is only a shot. The shot never prevented people from getting covid and or transferring Covid.

That awkward silence in America right now is the vaccinated realizing the unvaccinated were right.

@owndodgerhaters Hail the mini goat

Happy roki bump day to those who celebrate 😎