David Marriott

@SaintsRugby Why, with my Digital Membership, did I not get the promised 2 day “priority” window to purchase tickets?!

You don't want to miss out on this one 👀 Tickets are now on general sale for the East Midlands Derby at cinch Stadium at Franklin's Gardens.

Hi @UPS_UK my package has now not been delivered for two days in a row?! Any ideas when it will be delivered? The “Your Driver is on the Way” messages are not accurate!

England play Ireland at Trent Bridge on 23rd September! View from Smith Cooper Stand row C Seat 29 is it will be a great craic! #ENGvNZ

Oi @ABAOpodcast not everyone has their @CV_Products Thick Skull case, so Episode 105 was a bit of a spoiler about the Secret free gift! I blame Nazgob for not being there to stop them

Hogwarts department of Anaesthesia: Dr Potter CT1 - From the moment he picked up a laryngoscope, he’s been told “Yer a gasser Harry”

Any anaesthetic consultants in the UK willing to share the rate of pay in their trusts for ‘acting down’ work (resident working covering trainee on call gaps?) Thank you for any help!

@clarecollins21 Not sure, I’ll ask @clarecollins21

All hail the lettuce! #saladoverlord

I know what you're thinking, and yes, Truss' tenure did last less than Alastair Cook's combined career minutes batting in FC cricket

@KDogg0_o For the ultimate, toast the bread and then grated cheese in the middle. (Not a toastie, but a toast and cheese sandwich)

Why has it taken the majority of my life to discover cheesy sammiches with soup? Oh the opportunities I have missed!

Road Space Comparison xkcd.com/2684

@nickopotamus @RibbleCycles @Ollie_Peckover That is beautiful. My @RibbleCycles CGR was 6months delayed… worth every second of waiting, highly recommended

@M_charlt @nickopotamus Massively believe in cycle helmets, can’t imagine why @zcmarriott

A tip to avoid a Speed Awareness Course. Stay in a hotel hosting one, be among people who think they've suffered a miscarriage of justice like Barry George, the Birmingham Six, or Angela Cannings, then resolve to not be at an event with such insufferable twats by driving slower.

Average facilities for non tea/coffee drinkers at a conference. ⁦@zcmarriott⁩ is livid event.crowdcompass.com/ac2022belfast/…

Great game on the conferencing app for #ac2022 . Points awarded for networking. event.crowdcompass.com/ac2022belfast/…

@Sandmaennchen_B @MerlinLarsonMD1 Nar, next time I’m doing it 1900s style, pass me the chloroform sponge

@MerlinLarsonMD1 IV or gas induction, TIVA, spontaneously breathing, O2 via nasal ETT sitting above cords, tropicalise cords and upper trachea, ENT to fish out with rigid or flexi scope

How would you give anesthesia to a 6 yr old for removal of a screw in the bronchus (?Jet ventilation). Chevalier Jackson (1865-1958) started with cocaine topical. He saturated a sponge with chloroform and intermittently placed it at the opening of the bronchoscope (circa 1900).

@postnorddk a package with Tracking I sent to Denmark is still waiting at customs for further information. I have had no contact. Could I have an update please?

What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? HDMI