Joe Merullo

New angle dropped and Derek Chisora said he loves Deontay Wilder back 😭

@RappiMexico @MerulloJoe Y son más de culeros aún porque por días te hacen esperar por una respuesta que no llega, nunca ayudan, se roban tu dinero y todavía hacen parecer que tú les debes

Citrini Analyst #3 went swimming in the Strait of Hormuz as part of their diligence process but your VC couldn't open a docsend ahead of the call

The sports industry is one of the most underleveraged asset classes on earth. No major North American franchise has ever defaulted. Yet average LTV sits at 10% vs. 65% in real estate. The financing infrastructure simply has not caught up with what these assets actually are.

This is wild: Citrini sent a dude with $15,000 cash, recording sunglasses, and a pack of Cuban cigars to the Strait of Hormuz. What he found flips everything Wall Street thinks about the strait on its head. Every hedge fund, every macro desk, every retired general on CNBC is watching the same AIS shipping data to price Hormuz risk. The analyst signed a pledge at an Omani checkpoint promising not to gather information, then smuggled in a gimbal, a microphone kit, and a 150x zoom Leica camera past the border officer who inspected his bag. What he discovered on the ground: the AIS data everyone is trading on is missing roughly half of what's actually transiting the strait on any given day. Ships are going dark, spoofing destinations, broadcasting "CHINESE CREW OWNER" through transponder fields to avoid getting hit. Iran's ghost fleet is running 29+ laden tankers inside the Gulf with transponders off, moving an estimated $3B in crude to Malaysia since the war started. The entire market is pricing a "closed" strait off satellite imagery and transponder data that has a 50% blind spot. Every oil model, every supply forecast, every macro call built on AIS throughput numbers is working from a dataset that systematically overstates the disruption. When the signals deliberately go dark, the people staring at dashboards are the last to know what's happening. Citrini figured that out by putting a guy on a speedboat 18 miles from the Iranian coast while Shahed drones flew overhead. The gap between "what AIS says" and "what's actually transiting" is the most mispriced variable in energy right now.

Cuando vio a Conor McGregor ganar… lo sintió todo ⚡️🔥 La emoción, la gloria, el momento… y en ese instante lo tuvo claro: eso era lo que él quería vivir. Hoy no lo está soñando… lo está persiguiendo en la jaula 🥊 #ElCatrín #MFL #MMA #FightDreams #Adrenalina

Shut up about grindset if you really wanted to make money you'd be in a dinghy in the strait with a pair of binoculars and fifteen polymarket tabs

@om_patel5 paying $20 a month to get rate limited after saying hi is genuinely impressive product design

Great to see Palantir following in the steps of @fightmfl_

Dos guerreros. Un cinturón. Ningún margen de error. CHAVEZ vs EWERT por el Light Heavyweight Championship 🏆 Este 25 de abril en CDMX, la historia se escribe en la jaula. ¿Quién se queda con el título? #MFL4 #FightNight #CDMX #MMA

Mantekilla no vino a jugar… vino a imponer 🔥 Desde el primer segundo se siente la presión y la intención 👊 Cada golpe habla, cada movimiento tiene propósito… Esto es hambre, disciplina y guerra arriba del ring 🩸 #MFL #Mantekilla #FightNight

Se llevó la victoria en MMA Open 👊🔥 pero esto apenas comienza… Tiene claro su objetivo: llegar a MFL… y después a UFC 🏆 El sueño está vivo, y va con todo 💭 #MMAOpen #MFL #UFC

claude code discombobulating, shimmying, frolicking, doing hard yakka in balenciyagga blah blah blah just put the tokens in the bag and get it done lil bro I don’t got all day

ALEXA GRASSO HOLY HELL #UFCSeattle

🚨BREAKING: Polymarket just open-sourced their official Rust CLI and it gives developers full programmatic access to the entire prediction market browse, trade, manage positions, and pipe live data into scripts and AI agents all from the terminal. Here is what you can do with it right now: → Search and browse every active market instantly with no wallet needed → Check live order books, bid-ask spreads, midpoints, and price history across any time interval → Place limit orders and market orders directly from the command line with a single command → Cancel individual orders, batch orders, or your entire open position in one shot → Check your portfolio value, open positions, closed positions, and full trade history for any wallet address → Pull the monthly and weekly PnL leaderboard with one command → Pipe any output to JSON for scripts and agents with the -o json flag → Split USDC into YES/NO conditional tokens on-chain and redeem winning positions after resolution → Bridge assets in from other chains and check deposit status directly from the CLI → Run an interactive shell with command history for faster research sessions Every read command works with zero wallet setup, so you can start researching and scripting against live market data before you connect a single key. MIT License. 100% Open Source.

@malkikawa Great stuff 👊

Only ones to ever get Nike and Gatorade in the cage, now a Richard Mille deal. But I’m just an NFL agent 🤣

Matías Molero pasó por todo para llegar a donde está hoy. Nada fue fácil, pero cada caída lo llevó más cerca de su momento. 🔥 Ya puedes ver su historia completa en YouTube. #MFL #MatiasMolero #FightStory

Claude watching me write code manually after I hit the daily limit

The only moat left is being a hardcore motherfucker longer than other guy.