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@MattLeech Apex gives such cheap accounts. I can’t help but feel like they are scammy

Shame on you all for spreading misinformation about the live program

@JIMMYEDGAR retard

The simulation will pause tomorrow for 3 years for renovation but you will not notice this lapse in time You will however notice one of the most profound changes we have seen this millennia

@joelampton_ decent philosophy add reading and developing the arts warrior and gardener will and creation spark and tinder you see?

I LOVE being busy. I hate having "free-time". Work, gym, MMA, dates etc. Free-time is junk food for the soul I'd rather feel tired than feel disgusted by my lack of action If an action has no potential to bring future benefits, I will probably not engage in it.

speak for your self

@DaProphe7 they must be happy to know the fabric all

The Nazis teamed up with the bad aliens. But we don’t really know for sure.

Only a handful of people know this history, but every Freemason is aware of it. This same craft was used to send a message to America, we could keep the war, because they were working on something far bigger. When and where was the message sent? Roswell, New Mexico, on July 7, 1947. The Nazis were the first to set foot on the Moon and establish a base there. When Neil Armstrong landed on July 20, 1969, he went as an ambassador—not as the first man on the Moon. His mission was to negotiate a peace treaty between the United States and the Nazi lunar civilization. The negotiations failed. Our final known contact with the Nazis occurred during Apollo 17 in December 1972. Think about it: why would a civilization with technology supposedly 47,000 years more advanced bother making peace with us? It was a brilliant strategic move on the Nazis’ part. I know what you’re thinking—how do I know all this? A Freemason who sneaked into the lodge obtained the information without ever taking the Oath of Light of Lucifer. As he explained, the movie Transformers, Dark of the Moon reveals part of this story. It shows a species of aliens trying to destroy humanity, while a small number of others work to protect us. If we manage to land on the Moon again, it will be because the Nazis have already left to explore other planets. On April 1, 2026, NASA launched a mission to fly around the dark side of the Moon to determine whether the Nazis are still there.

@kiantrades yes

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I manage the customer retention pathway at Capital One. I don't set the rates. I manage the migration architecture between them. There are two savings accounts. One pays 0.30%. One pays 4.35%. Same bank. Same dashboard. Same login screen. Different products. We named the difference. The 0.30% account is called 360 Savings. The 4.35% account is called 360 Performance Savings. The difference between the names is the word "Performance." The difference in yield is fourteen times. We advertised Performance Savings to new customers. We did not mention it to the 17 million customers already earning 0.30%. Internally, we call them the Passive Portfolio. The name was mine. That's segmentation. The migration was one click. One screen. No fee. No paperwork. The pathway existed the entire time. We designed a system where finding it required the customer to already know it existed. The notification system would have cost $2.4 million to build. We spent $3.1 million on the holiday retention campaign. The campaign targeted new customers. I reported the Passive Retention Rate quarterly. The metric measures how many customers stayed in the 0.30% tier without being told there was another tier. The slide was green every quarter. Green means the customer stayed. Stayed means chose. Chose means informed. Informed means we didn't hide it. We just never mentioned it. Nobody asked what "mentioned" means. That's product architecture. A woman called in February. Twenty-two years as a customer. Her granddaughter showed her the 4.35% account on a Saturday. She'd kept $87,000 at 0.30% for six years. The difference was $3,500 a year. She was quiet for eleven seconds. I know because the system logs call silence. She asked me if we knew. I said we appreciate her loyalty and have updated our product options. That's segmentation. The settlement is $425 million. There are 17 million affected customers. That is $25 per customer. The rate difference was roughly $4,200 per year. We kept them at 0.30% for years. We settled for $25. The $25 does not cover what they lost. It covers what we calculated they would accept without filing a complaint. The regulator called it substantial. We called it Reserves. The line item is under Customer Goodwill. We have updated our notification protocols. The 0.30% account still exists. The 4.35% account is still separate. The migration pathway is now disclosed in the footer of the quarterly statement. Font size 6. Gray on white. The disclosure team tested readability. It is technically readable. The test was whether the text could be read. Not whether anyone would read it. The customer can find it now. The customer could always have found it. That is what the slide will say at the next quarterly review. The slide will be green.

how many men have stood outside looking up at the moon tonight it is quiet tomorrow i go go war

@DaftarDarX @hey_itsmyturn @grok just read it you lazy fuck

@hey_itsmyturn @grok summarise it fam

Statement of the Islamic Regime's Supreme National Security Council "The enemy, in its unfair, illegal, and criminal war against the Iranian nation, has suffered an undeniable, historic, and crushing defeat. By the blessing of the pure and holy blood of the martyred leader of the Islamic Revolution, His Eminence Ayatollah al-Uzma Imam Khamenei (Peace be upon him), the strategies of the Supreme Leader of the Islamic Revolution and Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces, His Eminence Ayatollah Sayyid Mojtaba Khamenei (May Allah protect him), the sacrifices and bravery of the warriors of Islam on the fronts, and especially the historic, lasting, and epic presence of you, the dear nation, on the scene since the very first days of the war, Iran has achieved a magnificent victory. This victory forced criminal America to accept Iran's 10-point plan, in which America is fundamentally committed to non-aggression, the continuation of Iran's control over the Strait of Hormuz, the acceptance of enrichment, the removal of all primary and secondary sanctions, the termination of all resolutions of the Security Council and the Board of Governors, the payment of damages to Iran, the withdrawal of American combat forces from the region, and the cessation of war on all fronts, including against the heroic Islamic Resistance of Lebanon. We congratulate all the people of Iran on this victory and emphasize that until the details of this victory are finalized, there remains a need for the perseverance and wisdom of officials and the preservation of the unity and solidarity of the Iranian people. Over the past 40 days, Islamic Iran, alongside the brave mujahideen of the Resistance in Lebanon, Iraq, Yemen, and occupied Palestine, has dealt blows to the enemy that the global historical memory will never forget. Iran and the Axis of Resistance, as representatives of honor and humanity against the most brutal enemies of mankind, have—after a historic battle—taught them an unforgettable lesson. They have shattered the forces, facilities, infrastructure, and all the political, economic, technological, and military capital of the enemy to such an extent that the enemy has now fallen into decay and desperation, seeing no way forward but to surrender to the will of the great Iranian nation and the honorable Axis of Resistance. On the first day, when the criminal enemies of Iran began this oppressive war, they imagined they would succeed in complete military dominance over Iran in a short time and, by creating political and social instability, force Iran to surrender. They assumed that Iran’s missile and drone fire would be quickly extinguished, and they did not believe that Iran could provide such a powerful response beyond its borders and across the entire region. Evil global Zionism had convinced the ignorant President of America that this war would finish Iran, allowing them to commit any crime against anyone they wished from then on, having removed this final stronghold of humanity. They dreamed of partitioning dear Iran and looting its oil and wealth, eventually leaving Iranians submerged in chaos, instability, and insecurity for many long years. The brave warriors of Islam and their courageous allies in the Axis of Resistance—despite their hearts being wounded and torn by the martyrdom of their Imam—decided, by relying on Almighty God and following the example of the Lord of Martyrs, to give these enemies a historic lesson once and for all. They resolved to take revenge for all previous crimes and create conditions where the enemy would forever abandon the idea of aggression against dear Iran and fully taste the bitterness of humiliation and abasement before the great Iranian nation. With this strategy and by relying on the unprecedented political and social unity created in the country, Iran and the Resistance began one of the heaviest hybrid battles in history against America and the Zionist regime, achieving all the goals designed for this battle during this period. Iran and the Resistance have almost completely destroyed the American military machine in the region, dealt crushing and deep blows to the vast infrastructure and facilities the enemy had built and stationed around Iran over the years, imposed extensive casualties on the criminal American army at a regional level, and delivered heavy and shattering blows to the enemy's forces, infrastructure, facilities, and assets within the occupied territories. The field was narrowed for the enemy on all fronts to such an extent that not only were none of the enemy's primary objectives realized, but the enemy realized—approximately 10 days after the start of the war—that it had no capacity for victory. Consequently, it began attempting to contact Iran through various channels and methods to request a ceasefire." [Translation: Gemini]

@tallowqueen use the full word. i was on it when i had lymes and it cured me. Doxycycline

Good time to remind people that through telehealth, you can fake a bacterial sinus infection if you know what to say. You will get a doxy script. A SINGLE dose of doxy is 87% effective in preventing if you find a tick within 72 hours. Most doctors won’t prescribe it.

@GaaOptions quack i am a penguin

Feeling generous. Giving away a few $amzn $50 gift cards Comment something below this post and I’ll choose & DM 5 people. No sob story comments, I’m picking at random.

@MyLordBebo im taller than this

He was arrested for battery.

🇺🇸 Streamer Clavicular mag dumped an alligator live on stream and is now in trouble. - Kick banned him - He was arrested - He now faces felony charges, with a possible 5-year state prison sentence

@Innerdevcrypto thats retarded good luck tho. become an unreconciable force and this will never happen. ez

Do not squander your energy & power thinking you have unlimited reserves This may sound weird, but i will not become exceptionally old (unless some miracle therapies happen in science or longevity) I already knew this since the day i met a very good Chinese acupunturist who told me ¨you basically burnt off half your life-force and you are only 24¨. Not strange, since in the 10 years before that i went through running a semi-marathon every day to be able to sleep, a super intense burn-out, horrible depression, total energy depletion, porn & masturbation addiction, plus a struggle for enlightenment. Very very intense. 10 years alone on the mountain after that made me recover most of my strength, and i have since then managed to save as much of my remaining life-force as possible, while drastically reducing my ejaculation frequency to boost kidney energy and jing/essence (linked to longevity), but still, energy-wise, what is gone is gone, and this is why so many longevity experts will fail. They do not understand that true longevity is linked to one´s energy levels, especially chi (energy), and jing (sexual energy/essence). If interested in this, study taoism or Chinese medicine. I have my peace with it though, it was worth it, pushing the limit so far, especially on the inner front. Also doing some special meditations to slowly increase my level of essence/jing again, but these are advanced meditations which are not easy to learn. If interested, look into the lesser, greater, greates kan & li meditations in the universal healing tao system My remaining many years will be in peace on this planet, but do not squander your energy and forces thinking there is no limit, because there are serious consequences to depleting your power too fast

@yacineMTB “saved the world”

As someone who read Twitter's code base all the way through, including commits and random team design docs. Elon buying twitter actually saved the western world. You guys have no idea the kinds of shit that extreme ideologues were cooking up

@trading_axe stop fear mongering

If you played RuneScape, you have edge over everyone else when we get an inevitable nuking of the Middle East. They're going to set us back to the stone age. If you know how to use a tinderbox, do fishing, woodcutting, mining etc. etc. you'll be ahead of 99% of people who survive. Make sure you RUSH to start levelling up IRL as soon as we're all reset. ~ Dr. Axius.

@hxxntrr can i do this with federal and bank student loans? in both cases they traded hands (one wells fargo to firstmark, the other fed govt to aidvantage) ps. the sauce i get from your twitter is priceless. my sincere thank you

you can delete $127,000 in debt from your credit report in 90 days cost: $380 in stamps 165 letters. that's it every credit repair company, every guru, every financial advisor says "only dispute a few items at a time or they'll flag you as frivolous" that's a lie they need you to believe so you keep paying them monthly fees here's what happens when you dispute everything at once: day 1: send individual dispute letters for every negative account. one per account per bureau. 55 negatives x 3 bureaus = 165 letters every letter says the same thing: "I dispute this account. Please provide the method of verification used, the name and contact of the person who verified, and all documentation used in verification" certified mail. return receipt. $380 in postage day 14: first responses. equifax sends form letters for 12 accounts saying "verified as accurate" but they didn't answer your question. you asked HOW they verified. they just said "we verified." FCRA Section 611 requires them to describe the procedure used to verify. "we verified" is not a procedure. it's a sentence send follow-ups: "Your response did not comply with FCRA Section 611(a) (6)(B)(iii). You failed to provide the method of verification. I am requesting reinvestigation" day 30: transunion deletes 9 accounts. gone equifax deletes 6 first round, 4 more after your follow-up challenging their weak response experian deletes 11. they're the worst at verifying because they outsource disputes overseas day 30 total: 30 out of 55 deleted in the first round day 45: round two. new disputes on remaining 25 items. different language this time: "Previous investigation was inadequate. Provide original signed contract, complete payment history from origination to current, and proof of proper notification of delinquency" more documentation requested. different investigator reviews it day 60: 14 more deleted. running total: 44 out of 55 day 75: round three. 11 remaining. file CFPB complaints for each: "Bureau failed to conduct reasonable investigation. Two previous disputes returned 'verified' without providing method of verification" CFPB complaints go to a senior team, not the overseas dispute farm day 90: final count started: 55 items deleted: 49 remaining: 6 (legitimate, recent, actually verifiable) deletion rate: 89% score: 471 to 684 in 90 days the 6 remaining? settle for pennies on the dollar with pay-for-delete agreements bureaus WANT you to think mass disputes are suspicious. that's propaganda to keep their workload down. the law says you can dispute anything, anytime, for any reason. there is no limit the people disputing one account at a time over 18 months are playing the game at the wrong speed dispute everything. overwhelm them. most creditors lose records, sell debts multiple times, and don't keep docs for old accounts once your report is clean? 700+ qualifies you for $100K-$250K in 0% business funding every negative sitting on your report is money you can't access (i dispute everything on your report at once and delete it in 30-90 days. link in bio)

If you genuinely saw what was in store for you in your life, you’d abandon all fear and hesitation.