Metal Robi

@TheMechFrog As an Italian who shares space with a cat, I can confirm this. The cats are always out to get us!

I have the creeping suspicion that some of my cat's meows are actually slurs against Italians. I just can't prove it.

Texas teachers worked 187 days last year for an average salary of about $55,000. Members of the House of Representatives worked about 87 days last year for $174,000, and Mike Johnson has the audacity to complain about it??

@TheMechFrog Silly. People don't make shit up on the internet

Noticing that tweets that end with, "you can't make this up!" are usually made up.

@ardan_blade @ScuffCatvt lol you rebel you...

@MetalRobiS @ScuffCatvt You obviously missed the memo. I'm not here to just mock CGL, I'm their replacement.

As someone who knows nothing about the dark age or ilclan era, what's the best way to catch up on the contemporary Battletech lore?

@ardan_blade @ScuffCatvt lol, oh, you're one of the Pardoe Confederates. It all makes sense now. Well, whenever you're ready, there's plenty of cool stuff for you to buy and consume. We won't hold it against you.

@MetalRobiS @ScuffCatvt Which is why they fired their competent novelist, who promptly created multiple new successful book lines, while CGL's literally gets mocked for awful writing with every book. Go propagandize to someone who is gullible.

@Drakon_Fire286 @ardan_blade @ScuffCatvt Bro, you check all the boxes. It's cool though, I'll still hang out with you

@MetalRobiS @ardan_blade @ScuffCatvt

@ardan_blade @ScuffCatvt That's a cool story, but obviously you have no knowledge of how the entertainment industry works. But at least I now know where you stand.

@MetalRobiS @ScuffCatvt How so? How is it possible that the lead writer of their books was so bad Disney Star Wars tossed him out? Dishonest and illiterate.

@Walrusaurelius @ardan_blade @ScuffCatvt Help? Why do I need help? Who said anything about help. Am I communicating in English here?

@MetalRobiS @ardan_blade @ScuffCatvt "you're crashing out bro!" Very original. I'm sorry you have bad taste, but you clearly don't want help.

@Drakon_Fire286 @ardan_blade @ScuffCatvt A purity test. Funny to hear that coming from someone obviously on the right.

@MetalRobiS @ardan_blade @ScuffCatvt Oh, honey. You're not nearly as clever as you think you are. I simply have no incentive to engage in a purity test with some random cunt on Xwitter.

@Drakon_Fire286 @ardan_blade @ScuffCatvt Oh, so I was right. I'm a mom, I love being right.

@MetalRobiS @ardan_blade @ScuffCatvt

@Drakon_Fire286 @ardan_blade @ScuffCatvt Bro, you suck at the internet. But back to the point, tell me more about how progressive you are.

@MetalRobiS @ardan_blade @ScuffCatvt

@Drakon_Fire286 @ardan_blade @ScuffCatvt You seem to have been triggered by it pretty good there...

@MetalRobiS @ardan_blade @ScuffCatvt "Every single person who dislikes Catalyst is a heckin ultra mega homophobe!" LOL! Somebody got lost on the way to Reddit.

@Drakon_Fire286 @ardan_blade @ScuffCatvt Well while there are several factions in the BT community that seem to hate CGL, one thing most of them have in common is they hate progressivism, so it's a pretty safe assumption.

@MetalRobiS @ardan_blade @ScuffCatvt

@Walrusaurelius @ardan_blade @ScuffCatvt Don't start crashing out on me bro. Stay with me here.

@MetalRobiS @ardan_blade @ScuffCatvt I'm sorry you aren't smart and so have to resort to snark and reaction gifs. Sucks to suck I guess

@R2D24Life @ardan_blade Both look very good!

I am happy with how these mechs turned out. The Bootleg Battletech Army is ready to field test the Strider and Raptor omnimechs from the Inner Sphere that were constructed in the foundries of Prince Victor (@ardan_blade). Miniature Painting Free Your Game 3D Printing

@ardan_blade @ScuffCatvt How so? I mean it's pulpy mil-sci-fi, what are you expecting, literature? It has never been that. Not in the 80's, and not now.

@MetalRobiS @ScuffCatvt Sorry to step on your feelings, but their writing is so objectively bad that I trust unedited fanfiction more. Get some taste.

@Walrusaurelius @ardan_blade @ScuffCatvt

@MetalRobiS @ardan_blade @ScuffCatvt It wasn't a joke, they actually released it.

@Drakon_Fire286 @ardan_blade @ScuffCatvt Show me on the mech paper doll where the gays hurt you.

@MetalRobiS @ardan_blade @ScuffCatvt That's an odd way to spell "absolutely true".

Congress wants you to believe that they can’t survive on $83/hr but that you can survive on $7.25/hr. These people have nothing but contempt for you.

@RepJackKimble You're turbo aids, bro

This really hurts