Gretchen von Tongeln

At a secluded mountaintop convent, I would be the third nun to go insane.

@AnneHatfieldVO That's excellent advice, I think I need to try this.

@Metalligretch Try a rugby shirt to start. Just for weekends. See how it feels.

I don't know if I believe in sporty sweaters.

©️Luigi Ghirri

Young humpback whale stranded since Monday on a sandbar in the Bay of Lübeck. With luck and grace they will free him tonight.

@glands Thanks, it was pretty fun for awhile and less maddening than football, so at least there’s that.

@Metalligretch The mystery of faith is what makes life worth living. (I’m very sorry about the Cornhuskers aborted basketball foray.)

@glands I'm just not there yet.

@Metalligretch I choose to believe they exist.

R. Patrick

@midcenturyape Thanks.

@Metalligretch You deserve it.

Maybe I’ll get to be a hostile witness someday.

A corduroy chair is a product I could get behind.

one time my grandpa got hit in the head by a meteorite which lowered his i.q. by at least twenty points right before it killed him.

The job of the box set is to protect the books. The box set doesn't care if you read the books. In fact, the box set would prefer that you move along.

Do you think microplastics think of us, too?

Saving up for the fancy jelly beans.

There should be at least a couple of stars up there named Phil.

*eats an unpatriotic amount of pasta*

@GeezerRight Bummer

@Metalligretch You missed it by about 60 years, give or take.

I assume it's never too late to become a folk singer.