Matt.not_ai

@3orovik Wow, who paid you to say this?

Crypto has bottomed I’ve been saying this for weeks Prepare for a bull market!!

@GoingParabolic Wow, price is responding well to this “news”!

I just got off a phone call. It happened. This is huge for Bitcoin. Something that will be first of its kind. More details coming tomorrow!

@BitcoinRachy lol. Nice job, bozo.

Tomorrow will be a big day for Bitcoin. We have over $14bn in options expiring & the "max pain" point is at $75k. This price level could act as a magnet, but either way, it's going to be volatile 👀

@zerohedge Embarrassing.

Treasury Announces President Donald J. Trump’s Signature to Appear on Future U.S. Paper Currency

@Giovann35084111 The most complicated way to say “up only”

Oscillations of the imaginary and real part of the complex exponent power law. The wild twirls and turns are "hidden" forces that cause the market to go up and down during the cycles but the overall direction remains up and to the right.

@Pirat_Nation Middle out compression ftw.

@pmcafrica Stop pounding and cut the fucking wire!!!

A giraffe’s head got stuck in the railing 🙆‍♂️ It looks like it’s about to get a stiff neck 😩

@GordonGekko 😂

Binance has been BUYING Bitcoin by the minute. Millions of dollars of buys every few minutes. Are they marking the bottom?

@ElitzaVasileva April 1 can’t get here soon enough. Can’t wait to never see these types of posts again.

If you want to go viral on X, it’s actually pretty simple: → Quit your 9-5 and announce you’re all-in on indie hacking → Buy a MacBook and ask what you should install first → Book a one-way ticket to Southeast Asia to follow your dreams → Get your first paying customer and post your revenue dashboard → Launch your first iOS app and talk about how nervous you are about approval → Get rejected by the App Store (extra reach if it happens multiple times) → Ask pointless things like which AI tool people would delete forever → Work on a Friday/Saturday night and post a laptop pic about “the grind” → Share your monthly expenses in whatever country you’re in That’s it. That’s the formula. Follow me for more groundbreaking growth strategies.

@crypto_banter Buy @Starlink and you won’t have this problem.

What do you do when the internet is down, and you can't get onto CT? 👀

@LawrenceLepard Oof. Now I see why they say not to try and time the market.

Just bought 70,000 shares of Lavras Gold (LGC-VC, LGCFF) for my PA. I am a Director. I am biased. I am wrong a lot. DYODD.

@BTC_broo One look at this guy, and you know he’s making stuff up.

50x in 2 years 😂

@cryptomanran Nah, you can’t time these things. Expect a Green Day and some bullish news about China.

The bear flag just broke down! It’s not good. Could go as low as $50k if we don’t bounce soon. I wouldn’t be surprised if we get a big war announcement after market close today. Be safe!

@BitcoinRachy Sprouted mung beans. The smell of fiat death.

If bitcoin had a smell, what would that smell be?

@BigCheds One word: Macrohard

$MSFT the last time this lost weekly MA 200 following a sustained uptrend, it went sideways for 11+years

5 years in and somehow I’m losing money still… had to lower rent to cheaper than the mortgage/taxes/insurance… squatters, insects, clogged sinks and toilets… property management fees increased… it’s about to all come tumbling down. 5 years of hard work gone. Have 2 full time jobs and still underwater. Yeah, I just woke up from that nightmare. Thank God.

Buy 1-2 rental properties per year using low money down. Buy S&P 500 index funds every single month. Keep a lot of cash, avoid car payments & own a paid off house. Do this all for the next 10-15 years. The simple path to becoming richer than 98% of people.

@StuffWorthSee Cleaning a 2 week old vacuum. Now show one that’s had 5 years of use.

@AndrewBolis Can’t wait for these posts to be gone 4/1/26

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@MattWallace888 The nice thing about silk pajamas is that everyone can clearly see your micro-penis, and the your reason for overcompensating.

It is extremely easy to tell who is old money vs who is new money

@gnoble79 @grok fact check this post’s claims, and compare it to the overall vehicle market over the same period referenced. Is Tesla dying, or thriving?

Tesla is a $1.3 trillion company that sold fewer cars this year than last year. And fewer last year than the year before. That should tell you everything you need to know. 2 consecutive years of declining deliveries. Down 9% in 2025 to 1.63 million vehicles. The steepest annual drop in the company's history. And 2026 is starting even worse - US sales down 17% in January, Europe down 44% across major markets. France down 42%. Netherlands down 67%. Norway down 88%. BYD passed them as the global EV leader. In the UK, BYD outsold Tesla 2 to 1 last month. The brand is in FREEFALL. Brand Finance measured a 36% collapse in Tesla's brand value last year - down to $27.6 billion, less than half its 2023 peak. In California, their most important US market, share dropped from 11.6% to 9.9%. And the stock trades at 365 times trailing earnings. Let me say that differently: Tesla earned $3.8 billion last year. The market is valuing those earnings at $1.3 trillion. You are paying $365 for every dollar this company earns. The bull case has completely abandoned the car business. It's all robotaxis and Optimus robots now. They discontinued the Model S and Model X. They told investors on the last earnings call to stop focusing on vehicle deliveries and start thinking about "transportation as a service." So in other words: please ignore the business we actually have and value us on the business we MIGHT have someday. Trust me, every time management tells you to look over there instead of over here... LOOK OVER HERE. The car business is deteriorating. Margins are compressing. Competition from BYD, Volkswagen, and a dozen Chinese manufacturers is intensifying quarter by quarter. The $7,500 federal EV tax credit is gone, which effectively raised the price of every Tesla overnight. And instead of addressing any of that, they're doubling capex to $20 billion this year - almost entirely directed at AI and autonomous driving infrastructure. So you have a company with shrinking revenue, shrinking deliveries, a damaged brand, and intensifying competition pouring $20 billion into a technology that hasn't been proven at commercial scale. On 365 times earnings. Even if you give them the most generous robotaxi assumptions imaginable (full regulatory approval, nationwide deployment, dominant market share) you still can't justify this valuation. The present value of that optionality doesn't come close to $1.3 trillion when the core business is going backwards. I think this stock goes down 90% from here. Not because Tesla is worthless. They'll sell cars. The energy storage business has potential. But the equity is priced for a future that isn't coming on the timeline the market expects. A $37 stock. That's where the math takes you when you strip out the narrative and price what actually exists. I know that sounds extreme. But 45 years of doing this has taught me something: When you can see the seams on the fastball, you SWING. I can see the seams.