Abbott the Clown

If you live in Texas and ever said I do that when Hell freezes over you are scheduled to do it today!

The last time he was elected, God sent a plague. This time, his inauguration caused hell to freeze over.

Donald Trump reversed the Biden administration's decision to remove Cuba as a state sponsor of terrorism. Remember when Donald Trump kept saying how much he loves Cuba and Cubans? That was a lie.

@TheInsiderPaper It almost never happened with trump

JUST IN - President Trump sits and takes question after question from reporters in the Oval Office, something that almost never happened with President Biden - WaPo reporter

@Angry_Staffer He refused to touch the Bible

In a moment of honesty, Trump vowed to execute the Office of President of the United States 😉

@GingerLGaetz Did Matt pay you to be there like he paid all those underage girls for sex?

A joyful future for America 🇺🇸 Honoring leadership that keeps God at the forefront ✝️

@trussliz @realDonaldTrump

Zuck, Leon and Bezos @inaugration

@NikkiHaley Donnie humiliated you 😂

There’s a reason Joe Biden is leaving office with record low approval. From Afghanistan’s disastrous withdrawal to emboldening Russia and Hamas, his arrogance has weakened America, betrayed allies, and fueled chaos.

@NikkiHaley Trump humiliated you 😂😂😂

As much as we all want the hostages home immediately, it’s important that Israel is secure and that the deal will keep the country safe and avoid further terrorist attacks from happening in the future.

@PalmerLuckey Tell us how much Matt pays your sister

If the story about Meta removing tampons from the men's restrooms turns out to be true, I will share the hilarious decade-old origin story of the policy.

A ridiculous lie. We have doubled the size of our firefighting army, built the world’s largest aerial firefighting fleet, and increased the forest management ten-fold since taking office. Time to serve these folks the facts.

@SenFettermanPA 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

Karen Pence pointedly ignores Trump and Melania. Follow: @AFpost

Hey, Republicans: Notice how when you win, we *don’t* storm the Capitol and try to overturn then election? Please take notes for 2028. Thank you.

It’s simple math. More labor means lower wages, More visas, lower wages for American workers. Why would any American advocate for this?