Coupe de Shille

@chimpp I am one with the pump. The pump is with me.

@EliBenSasson Eli trying to FUD you out your coins so he can buy lower. Don't fall for it.

Quantum computers pose two threats to Bitcoin: Threat 1: A quantum computer will be built and used to break Bitcoin's cryptography. Threat 2: Even before a QC is built, delaying the preparations to ensure Bitcoin is quantum ready will lead to people losing confidence in Bitcoin. The solution to both threats: ensure Bitcoin becomes quantum resistant via initiatives like BIP 360 + make sure the world knows this will be taken care of in time.

@bubblemaps bundleoooooooor

One entity claimed 40% of the $ROBO airdrop Worth $8,000,000 at launch We traced 7,000+ fresh wallets with the same onchain activity 🧵

@krus_chiki 🫡

REST IN PEACE CHUCK NORRIS

@ns123abc I hate when that happens.

🚨BREAKING: SUPER MICRO CO-FOUNDER ARRESTED FOR SMUGGLING $2.5B IN NVIDIA GPUs TO CHINA >SMCI co-founder Yih-Shyan "Wally" Liaw arrested today >personally holds $464 MILLION in SMCI stock >charged with smuggling BILLIONS in Nvidia servers to china >used a southeast asian shell company to funnel $2.5B in servers to chinese buyers >$510 million worth shipped in just THREE WEEKS in spring 2025 >built thousands of fake dummy servers to fool U.S compliance auditors >caught on surveillance camera using a HAIR DRYER to swap serial number stickers >coordinated the whole thing over encrypted group chats >SMCI down 12% after hours >faces up to 30 years in federal prison ITS SO OVER…

Everyone stay in your homes to keep oil prices down. 2 weeks to open the strait

@jcorriv35 hell yeah

Never

New York Gov Kathy Hochul is begging wealthy people who have moved to Florida and Texas to come back to New York and pay taxes. 🤣 "I need people who are high net worth to support the generous social programs that we want to have in our state. Now, there are some patriotic millionaires who stepped up. OK, cut me the checks if you want to be supportive, but maybe the first step should be go down to Palm Beach and see who you can bring back home." "I have to look at the fact that we are in competition with other states who have less of a tax burden on their corporations and their individuals. And I would say remote work changed everything." "There were people who could only work in an office in Manhattan and work in New York state. And they were captives to our state, they were going to stay. We saw that that's not the case. Wall Street businesses looking at Texas, they're not going there because they have a nicer governor. They're going there because of the tax rate."

@GrablyR Homme à la mer

La localisation du porte-avions français Charles de Gaulle rendue possible grâce à l'imprudence d'un marin utilisant l'application de running Strava, rapporte Le Monde. En faisant son footing sur le pont, il révélait la présence du navire.

@disclosetv lol

NOW - Netanyahu: "Jesus Christ has no advantage over Genghis Khan. Because if you are strong enough, ruthless enough, powerful enough, evil will overcome good."

@83dollaroring soon

i thought “there’s no way an F35 will tank an actual sam” and then i remembered that they pulled this bull shit outta their asses to build these things

@gak_pdx @slatestarcodex

One of my favorite things on the internet was @slatestarcodex writing about Cost Disease; basically, how the costs to do anything have basically tripled, completely disconnected from labor costs, material inputs, or inflation. No economists have an explanation for why costs have gone up so much, it seems like some dark force is acting on the US economy so that - while the Europeans can build lavish infrastructure, the US is stuck at 5-6x costs to build literally everything... and this underpins our fundamental debates about everything. The Interstate Bridge is an excellent example. Back when this was killed the 2nd or 3rd time (I forgot which), the *studies* performed to explore the new bridge cost ~$200 Million. I did the back of the napkin math and those studies cost 3x, inflation adjusted, what the original entire bridge cost to build. I think the dark force economists cannot detect is a combination of things, primarily though? Grift. You need to pay off the environmentalists, you need to pay off the labor unions, you need to pay off local interest groups. Those are the grifts that use social concerns as a cover... But the real grift is the Professional Managerial Class. All the various technical entities involved in the production of anything are 3 people who know anything about the subject encased in small to large organizations where 80% of the headcount has nothing to do with the task at hand. It is a baked-in, structural grift that underpins almost the entirety of the American economy. Vast swaths of the white collar economy are basically riding the coattails of a small - eroding - segment of SMEs who do actual work.

@0xEnjooyer BTFCF (buy the fkn clstr fk)

future historians will refer to this period in time as "the great cluster fuck"

@toly @mert this is $WAR

@mert The wormhole of Hermuz will be closed to all traffic unless it is traded in sol

solana strongly condemns the recent usage of ethereum blockspace this marks a dangerous escalation in using antiquated technology to support ethereum cofounder proxies, such as cardano and polkadot we urge all parties to use diplomacy to put an end to this usage, immediately

Mildly nauseating.

@dedmeow5 @0xEnjooyer $AVINA A4Yevf3KZvCNmst2vTPczCk8UEjqqYp7EPnvxv8EEB8a Learn it. Live it. Buy it.

the biggest problem with the trenches right now isn’t what you think.. - it isnt the fortnite devs - it isnt the axiom affiliates - it isnt the bundles - it isn’t the creator fees or cashback - it isn’t the pvp / vamps it’s traders being afraid to ‘publicly’ post about the coins that they like, because they are AFRAID to be WRONG. Let that sink in

@Pedromiranda they'll choose whatever gives them the greatest uptime

Machines will choose credibly neutral chains not a corpo database Welcome to the arena

@GwartyGwart @VinegarWrites

@VinegarWrites I have broken out of autistic containment

holy shit just saw @GwartyGwart on my fb feed thought i was having a stroke

Introducing Humanoid Atlas, the Bloomberg Terminal for humanoids. Every OEM, every supplier, every dependency humanoids.fyi

@pmarca Introspection is like Las Vegas. Nice place to visit but you don't want to live there.

Ratio me, navelgazers.

@semafor what in the npr is this??

Newsom calls FCC chairman’s threats ‘sick’ semafor.com/article/03/15/…