Metro PR

@OFFICIALterryc we are out of salt; be a good citizen and buy some at the store and help us out! #wmata #metrocares

ATTENTION: ALL CUSTOMERS WHO REFUSE TO UNDERGO SEARCHES WILL BE CONSIDERED HOSTILE AND SHOT ON SIGHT. #wmata #metrocares #happyholidays

WARNING: Snow makes the escalators slippery. As a safety precaution, we will be shutting down ALL escalators to ensure safety. #wmata

ATTENTION: We will begin random bag searches for any persons deemed suspicious. At least we aren't patting down (yet)! #wmata #metrocares

WE WISH ALL OUR RIDERS WERE MORE LIKE YOU! RT @empress_pam totally worth 3 xtra minutes at L'enfant for a yellow #wmata train.

We apologize for the non-functioning call boxes. Most are decoys to discourage criminals by making 'em think they'll be caught. #wmata

Ride in style! Our 1000 series cars are the ORIGINAL Metro cars. Smell like history on the inside, true vintage! #wmata

@helenedefer we sometimes lease out cars to youth boxing clubs for practice space. Location, location location! #metrocares #wmata

@twentytwo truly a diamond in the rough! A rough made of diamonds! #wmata #metrocares

@LisFace oh please, the Indian subways are much worse. Thank your lucky AMERICAN stars! #wmata #metrocares

@stevensdc hey now, the guy could have been texting his dying mother. Or his shorty. Judge and ye shall be judged! #metrocares

The situation at Branch Ave has been resolved. Silly Tony turned the power off! #wmata

Hi! First time riding Metro? You know what they say - once you go *insert Metro Line color here*, you don't go back! #wmata

@Sisarina ruin? On the contrary! You provide live music and we don't have to pay for it! You're doing YOUR part to keep #wmata running!

@Sisarina 20 minutes is enough time for a power nap! Consider it an early Christmas gift! #metrocares #wmata

@mattheweide Hill interns are sub-human, so we can't blame you. We meant to mingle with the "local yokels"! #metrocares

CUSTOMERS: Instead of traveling to this tree lighting, maybe you should have just bought your own tree. #wmata #metrocares

@CSBilleter I like that hashtag! And yes we do care! #metrocares

@danielwanke ol' Nappy Light (her nickname in college) has a great voice for getting ppl's attention. Exactly what we look for at #wmata

@mattheweide the Green Line runs through some of the hottest spots in town; catch a train and unwind at a bar or club! #wmata #traveltips