Goof on Sabbatical™

Elon Musk is a Nazi.

@MLB Fun!

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@Rager_metal @LordBryon4 Right!!

@LordBryon4 @MetsFanInPhilly Pfft. Can’t handle the heat! Right Goof?!

@Rager_metal, @MetsFanInPhilly 👅

@Rager_metal @Travis_LFGM

@MetsFanInPhilly @LordBryon4 @Travis_LFGM

@LordBryon4 @MetsFanInPhilly @Travis_LFGM Fu** the Penguins!!!!! 😎😎😎

No words, @mets_coon. No words.

@AriFleischer Fuck off, you fucking hypocrite

This is another example showing how Barack Obama is one of the most divisive figures in American politics today. So many of our divisions were caused by the smug, demeaning and narrow-minded way he treats his opponents. Here, he pretends to not know the truth about the would-be assassin, although the facts of his left wing views were public hours before Obama’s tweet. It’s classic Obama - pretend to be conciliatory while he is the one who creates the divide. You would hope that Obama would condemn the left after the left tries to kill a President. But that’s too much to ask. Once again, Obama proves himself to be a classless divider of our country.

@FLOTUS Fuck off, elderly hooker.

Kimmel’s hateful and violent rhetoric is intended to divide our country. His monologue about my family isn’t comedy- his words are corrosive and deepens the political sickness within America. People like Kimmel shouldn’t have the opportunity to enter our homes each evening to spread hate. A coward, Kimmel hides behind ABC because he knows the network will keep running cover to protect him. Enough is enough.  It is time for ABC to take a stand.  How many times will ABC’s leadership enable Kimmel’s atrocious behavior at the expense of our community.

@PatriciaHeaton Fuck off

I wasn’t happy when Clinton, Obama or Biden won, but I didn’t call them fascist/dangerous/threat to democracy. I didn’t hope someone would assassinate them. I went on with my life with gratitude. Friends on the left, please try this. Your life and our country will be better.

@lechat_belicon Yeah. Fuck that guy. See, I predicted it. Ha.

@MetsFanInPhilly Well well well…

Yay (until he ultimately disappoints)! #LGM!

@mets_coon Ha

@MetsFanInPhilly My pecker may be gone, but I still have more balls than this Mets team!

RARE VISIT FROM YOURS TRULY… Just wanted to say that I am sorry to hear this happened to you, @mets_coon!

@mets_coon Phew

@MetsFanInPhilly IM STILL HERE

@orangestreak Hey bud!

@MetsFanInPhilly Hey, Goof. 🖐

Although the Mets are hot, I still heed the warnings of @MetsFanInPhilly about going to a game in early Spring.

@LordBryon4 Lol

Hit-n-run mfrrrr 🤣 😊 @MetsFanInPhilly

Purdue wins and advances to Sweet Sixteen. Mackey is so happy! #MarchMadness

@nbcsnl Clever

next show!!!

@mets_coon 🤣👍

@MetsFanInPhilly Bad things happen to bad people, my great great great great uncle always said to me

He got what he deserved. Right, @mets_coon?!