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Telo 🇲🇽

@MexiTyler

El más mexicano de los americanos, y el más americano de los mexicanos!!!

North Side San Jo, CA Katılım Ağustos 2011
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Telo 🇲🇽@MexiTyler·
@TMZ Phew! I thought Thad Castle was the one that got his ass beat. Still -2 points for the whiskey throttle
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TMZ@TMZ·
🚨🎥 EXCLUSIVE: "Reacher" star Alan Ritchson might've thought he was still shooting an episode of his popular show Sunday, because he allegedly beat the hell out of a neighbor in Tennessee. 👀
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mau@rllydu·
something mexican is about to happen to us all
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cold 🥑@coldhealing·
All women who live in San Francisco think they're the bene gesserit
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Na@DonPit0Lok0·
@Marcoelplomero Esa patada le costó a todos 😂
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austin petersmith
so SOC 2 is this kinda made up compliance thing that’s a bit of a scam but is also important for enterprise penetration and getting SOC 2 sucks, it’s months upon months of tedious work and you have to pay for a platform like Vanta AND a service to manage your Vanta AND an auditing firm to observe your SOC 2 compliance but then paul graham started tweeting about how LLMs overuse the word “delve” and then this YC company decided to clal themselves Delve and promised to get you SOC 2 in weeks not months everyone was like holy shit they must have amazing AI if they can do all that stuff so fast but then it turned out THAT was a scam so all of us who did SOC 2 the hard way are patting ourselves on the back anyway life is crazy in my industry
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VINTAGE@CarSighting·
Will.i. am probably has the worst car collection in history
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Mitko@themitak·
@julianweisser this is like Ali G inventing Play Station 3 iykyk
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weisser@julianweisser·
Never do this.
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Kristi Yamaguccimane@TheWapplehouse·
Me: this edible ain’t shit Me, 15 minutes later:
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Melian Refugee@escapefrommelos·
>be Delve, a YC-backed “compliance” startup >allegedly, leaked docs show “systematically faking” of compliance reports >leaked Google spreadsheet shows they use the same template for 99.8% of reports & rely on Indian certification mills operating through US shell companies “wow”
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Delve, a YC-backed compliance startup that raised $32 million, has been accused of systematically faking SOC 2, ISO 27001, HIPAA, and GDPR compliance reports for hundreds of clients. According to a detailed Substack investigation by DeepDelver, a leaked Google spreadsheet containing links to hundreds of confidential draft audit reports revealed that Delve generates auditor conclusions before any auditor reviews evidence, uses the same template across 99.8% of reports, and relies on Indian certification mills operating through empty US shells instead of the "US-based CPA firms" they advertise. Here's the breakdown: > 493 out of 494 leaked SOC 2 reports allegedly contain identical boilerplate text, including the same grammatical errors and nonsensical sentences, with only a company name, logo, org chart, and signature swapped in > Auditor conclusions and test procedures are reportedly pre-written in draft reports before clients even provide their company description, which would violate AICPA independence rules requiring auditors to independently design tests and form conclusions > All 259 Type II reports claim zero security incidents, zero personnel changes, zero customer terminations, and zero cyber incidents during the observation period, with identical "unable to test" conclusions across every client > Delve's "US-based auditors" are actually Accorp and Gradient, described as Indian certification mills operating through US shell entities. 99%+ of clients reportedly went through one of these two firms over the past 6 months > The platform allegedly publishes fully populated trust pages claiming vulnerability scanning, pentesting, and data recovery simulations before any compliance work has been done > Delve pre-fabricates board meeting minutes, risk assessments, security incident simulations, and employee evidence that clients can adopt with a single click, according to the author > Most "integrations" are just containers for manual screenshots with no actual API connections. The author describes the platform as a "SOC 2 template pack with a thin SaaS wrapper" > When the leak was exposed, CEO Karun Kaushik emailed clients calling the allegations "falsified claims" from an "AI-generated email" and stated no sensitive data was accessed, while the reports themselves contained private signatures and confidential architecture diagrams > Companies relying on these reports could face criminal liability under HIPAA and fines up to 4% of global revenue under GDPR for compliance violations they believed were resolved > When clients threaten to leave, Delve reportedly pairs them with an external vCISO for manual off-platform work, which the author argues proves their own platform can't deliver real compliance > Delve's sales price dropped from $15,000 to $6,000 with ISO 27001 and a penetration test thrown in when a client mentioned considering a competitor

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Jyles@Jylesss·
block & report @RoyaltyMusix he sent me a package with an empty mag.
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Alvin Borum@DiversityHire·
True Life: the only music I've heard by LaRussell is the clip about being heaven sent.
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Telo 🇲🇽@MexiTyler·
@pissGoblin Reminds me of when my parents took me to a raiders game as a kid and some dudes were like “CMON REF THATS FUCKIN BULLSHITTTT” and I was like “why can he say bad words but I can’t?”
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Labubu Sized Man@pissGoblin·
A child at Costco was yelling I WANT ICE CREAM and their parents said no and she pointed at me and went WHY DOES HE GET ICE CREAM?
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×××@Larpophrenic·
Fat and a larp choose a struggle niggggaaaaa😭😭😭😭😭
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Telo 🇲🇽@MexiTyler·
@B__mo26 One time I downloaded a nude pic of Lindsay Lohan on limewire titled “Lindsay Lohan posing nude with pink nipples” on the laptop my older brother and I shared. Weeks later, he randomly said “Lindsay Lohan pink nipples?” And I was like “what?” And he laughed and said “nothing”
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One time when I was 11 I was watching softcore girls kissing on my brothers Xbox while he was at work and I didn’t know that it showed the video title in the friends tab so one my brothers friends took a picture of it and sent to him so when he got home from work my brother asked
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