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@otf_chaser @omiyinks @yabaleftonline Yeah she stands to suffer the most. Even if he hadn't been able to share it with his friends, he has still seen her nakedness🤦🏾‍♂️.

@Mhedrix23 @omiyinks @yabaleftonline He might have share it to his friends. She will suffer the most , so being careful is not a bad thing

He was arrested after a woman visited his boss’s phone shop in Lagos to upgrade her iPhone. During the process, he secretly Airdropped her private photos and videos to his own device and later tried to blackmail her with them.

During judgment day, will cheating in relationships between unmarried couples be counted as a sin?🤔

@a_kwasisly But there's tennis 🥱

I know someone who is so addicted to betting to the extent that even today wey plenty teams no Dey , he go still find teams wey demma live scores no Dey show for any betting platforms and stake 😭🤣

@omiyinks @yabaleftonline See fools in this comment section 🙆🏽‍♂️🙆🏽‍♂️🙆🏽‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️. All this man said is to protect your privacy even though the phone is yours and yours alone. Cos no matter the punishment we hand to the culprit, your nudes could be out in public if he had posted them🙆🏽‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

n0t supporting the guy’s actions in any way, BUT 
why does she have her nudes in such an easily accessible place on her phone? especially when she knows she’ll be handing the phone over to someone for a while? 
She & many others who do this (keep their nudes on their phones: I’m still strongly bothered about WHY though, but that’s a story for another day) should learn from this. 
my opinion. 😤

@TheTennisLetter What's more annoying than players hitting supposed winners and you bringing it back into play for them to have to hit another shot?🤦🏾‍♂️

Carlos Alcaraz was asked how difficult it is to accept when players play above their normal level against him, ‘It’s a bit annoying’ 😂 “When you’re facing opponents who are obviously playing way above their normal level, how challenging is it to accept that and keep on finding a way through?” Carlos: “Well, it’s not really good to be honest. It’s a bit annoying 😂. But you know, you have to accept it. You have to keep it going and try your best. I have a lot of weapons. I have a lot of things I can do on the court, trying to make him uncomfortable. Today to be honest, I couldn’t find that way. But I know from now on they’re going to play like that. I’ve gotta be ready. Even though he was playing, I would say, above his normal level, I was there. A lot of 30-30. A lot of 40-40. A lot of break points. I didn’t make it but I just gotta see that point of view and just for the next matches, to think like they’re gonna play like that, and I’m gonna have my chances. I will try to play better on those moments and those points. I’ll try not to let them stay on the match. I will try to push them to the limit even more.” (via Miami Open Press)

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@eeajjo I enjoyed it 😊

Jannik Sinner Miami R2 Recap: Strawberry Shortcake took 27 seconds of time off after her Indian Wells trophy last weekend, and was back on the cement today, ready to attempt the double dose of Vitamin D. ☀️ Papa Darren’s fortnight of solo Boss Baby parenting ended, with Vagno now back alongside him in his matching p̶r̶i̶s̶o̶n̶ ̶u̶n̶i̶f̶o̶r̶m̶ team outfit. Ale-Alejandro hasn’t yet earned his 49 minutes of annual vacation leave, so he also returned for another week of squats training in the box. The ginger had finally managed to find his copy of “How to Successfully Return a Tennis Serve”, which had somehow fallen behind the bookshelf after Turin. He opened his first return game with a shockingly successful overhead smash. Then, whilst fox fans were still unpeeling their hands away from reflexively covering their eyes, he smoked a cross court forehand winner and broke the same game. After cruising through two games in just six minutes and dropping only two points, the carrot then remembered he was trying to quiet the growing rumours that he is secretly actually a robot competing on the humans-only tour. So, Wall-E quickly tweaked his AI settings back to the “normal tennis player” function, and threw in a double fault to start the next game. To try and throw the lingering cynics off the scent, he even attempted to imitate some more typical human behaviours, and tried smiling at excited fans appearing on the stadium big screens… although his mechanical genetics could only sustain 0.005 seconds of visible human emotion. After her extremely successful run to close out last season, Little Miss Variety boldly asked for a pay raise this year. Unfortunately these negotiations have stalled, and so she is only offering limited services in the interim. Today, she giggled and offered up a flurry of swoonworthy volleys, but firmly closed the chat when multiple greedy requests for net-clearing drop shots snuck in. 🙅🏻‍♀️ Dzumhur chose to reuse the same tennis ball every time he won a point. Fox Boy was quite confused by this odd behaviour, and had to quickly Google “superstition” at the changeover, as he was unfamiliar with the term. After clarifying this foreign concept, he smiled and nodded bemusedly, and then tucked his hair behind his ears, skipped his right foot first over the white line, before collecting his two balls from one kid, and third ball from the second child, to serve… Wall-E eventually got tired of concealing his true identity, and broke i̶n̶t̶o̶ ̶a̶ ̶p̶a̶s̶s̶i̶o̶n̶a̶t̶e̶ ̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶“̶T̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶M̶e̶”̶ serve twice in the second set to close out the match. Luckily, his efforts to tamp down his most mechanical characteristics had still been successful, as he generated an appropriately human performance rating of just 8.7 for the match. Hopefully, this might quell the players’ growing suspicions of their “unusual” colleague for at least one more day… There was also an enthusiastic gentleman in the crowd today who was evidently a big fan of Jannik’s b̶e̶t̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶o̶d̶d̶s̶ tennis. He quietly offered his support to the carrot, but was terribly unlucky with his timing, as his “FORZAAAA JANNIK!”s always seemed to coincide with a Dzumhur second serve. 🤔 Nevertheless, he gave Fox Boy the perfect opportunity to bolster his blatant 2026 Sportsmanship Award lobbying, when the ginger could profusely apologize for the disturbance at the post-match handshake. Finally, Ben Shelton decided that, like the fans, he didn’t much fancy another cement date with Fox Boy this week, and vacated Miami early. So, luckily, next up we get to face a vocal, polarizing, left-handed player…… FORZA. 🦊🧡

@TheTennisLetter And we haven't had a memorable final yet

The clay season is about to start and we still haven't had a Sinner vs Alcaraz match this year

@DanielofTruth Can a guy die from sex if he just lays there for the ladies to take turns riding him without he doing any of the work?

20 ashawo arrested for allegedly kpaing a corp member, according to reports the young man went there to enjoy himself, the guy pick only one person, wen he entered her room, about 4 of them open the door and join plus the one he picked they become 5 ,so they started rushing the guy, before you know they don knack d guy till he fainted, they rushed for glucose and milk, but it was too late. #Copied

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Enya. Never married, never been in a relationship, no scandals, she lives alone in a Castle with her Cats, never had a concert , she doesn't use a phone. She doesn't use social media She is 64 and has sold over 80 million records. She is Enya.

@TheTennisLetter @TennisChannel Are you surprised? You expected Jannik to come and speak like it got to him? We all know he won't.

Jannik Sinner on João Fonseca’s comparison between him & Alcaraz Jannik: "I saw. He's right..." "He said perfect" 😂 Jannik: “Coming from a player who played me the week before & now Carlos, this was the perfect explanation" (via @TennisChannel)

@trumutu00 @jnr58838866 @bofrot1cedi E pain you. Why?😂

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See talents 🙌🏿🥰

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@khenYourBoy @kweku_01

Some ladies are really going through a lot in the hands of abusive men😔💔

@IamVerlardean She called me gay when I always complained that this thing was hurting me 😂

But why don’t you guys complain 🤣

@NurseLekan Willing to bite even the owner to prove his obedience and intelligence 😂

wtf!

@NinoBrown_X The right could have the better pvssy cos it may be easier for her to keep that place clean. You never know

Enti Adoma ne Abrewa twɛ yɛpɛ anaa? Let’s be serious o