Mia ✨

Being estranged from a parent is wondering if they think of you on your birthday like you think of them

Patiently waiting for @NoahKahan to take his tomfoolery to Threads like the rest of us

(Very sorry to the 2 people that have seen this tweet already I’m having a mid-life crisis)

Who needs a juice cleanse when you can just skip a dairy pill and slam and Jamocha shake, amirite?

@theavettbros I very sadly have 2 tickets available for July 9 at Red Rocks. Can you help me get the word out?

We sure will

@NoahKahan she’s perfect 🥹

You know what makes me sad? Everything. I’m pretty sure my depression is back. 🥰

Friday

Drop a moment during building that altered your brain chemistry. 🧠

@tryguys @KeithHabs Countdown to Tri-Guys? I’m here for it.

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Haven’t been to La Ribera since 2019 and just got the worst craving for quesadilla wednesday. A tragedy

Watching Dance Moms as an adult is CRAZY. Melissa just told 8 year old Maddie to “be a grown up”. Girl what 😭

My autistic brain has been fucking exhausting today but something in my body feels “off” and I can’t sleep until it’s fixed. I’m so tired 😭

What’s a reasonable time to wake your partner on a Saturday morning because you accidentally pulled an all nighter and miss them? Please say 5:38 am

A kidney infection feels like getting stabbed and staying stabbed. Ya know?

@meagan_lucille1 RDU to Denver!

Give me your tips for flying comfortably without spending an ass load of money

*edit to add Please.

@korndiddy @kelseydarragh @GarrickBernard Burlesque (the Tucci masterpiece) is back on Netflix and i am begging for an episode