Michael favour
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Michael favour
@Michaehustler
we are bound to our inherent fallibility

“I used to feel Nigerians are really bright. We’ve had over 500 vacancies since 2024, and we’re still struggling to find Nigerians to fill those roles. They don’t meet global standards. I blame social media, yahoo and hook up culture..” — Tosin Eniolorunda, Moniepoint CEO


paying for sex is the lowest thing you can do as a man

I'm going to make 1 more post on this before I put it to rest because the amount of very clearly misinformed and very emotional individuals spreading misinformation is getting out of hand. 1. This is very clearly NOT a marketing stunt. We certainly don't need the exposure or the users. Even if we did, why would we ban a region from the app store and then market to that same region? 2. Kled is ONLY available on iOS, not on Android. There is a very clearly fake Android app (the logo isn't even our logo) that is impersonating us with only 5k downloads that we have reported for takedown. 3. Kled was top 100 in the Nigeria App Store several times over in a 4-month timespan, again we very clearly did not need the marketing. You can verify the legitimacy of this claim via this link which shows the app store rankings over time in Nigeria: app.sensortower.com/app-analysis/c… 4. Some very low IQ individuals think that the link above is fake. This is from Sensor Tower, which is a multi-billion dollar company that everyone uses for analytics. Again, some very misinformed individuals think that the "edit" text in the link above means that the graph is altered or fake. That is literally not how websites work. You CANNOT alter the rankings content of Sensor Tower via link, this is physically impossible. You are welcome to check any other app ranking provider on the planet and they will all verify this same data. 5. Kled does not steal people's data. We are an opt-in AI data marketplace, meaning if you want, you can download Kled on the App Store today and submit pictures, videos, or documents of any kind that are used for AI training data, and instead of getting it ripped off your device, we pay you for it. Fair compensation for your efforts is what we have been built on. 6. Kled had over 25,000 users in Nigeria alone. Across a 10 million upload sample from this region, 94.2% was fraudulent, meaning data was either AI generated, fake, altered, internet plagiarized, etc. Kled easily catches this and bans users accordingly, but this costs us resources and time, not to mention no fraud detection pipeline is perfect, meaning bad data can inevitably fall through the cracks. This bad data can severely harm the trust that AI labs have put in our business. If the fraud rate was even 50%, we as a team would have chosen to keep Kled on the Nigeria App Store, but 95% is too much. 7. Kled has only been banned in Nigeria. It is available EVERYWHERE else in Africa. This was the only region that was committing this level of fraud. 8. Anyone seeing this that isn't based in Nigeria, feel free to look at all the angry comments on this tweet and you may click their profile and very clearly see that they are based in Nigeria. Extremely emotionally charged response for a very fair business decision that has 0 racial motivation. Respect our choices, we will be back here when the time is right.

@_Florencx The boy no go languish in prison dumb ass.

Mr @TonyOElumelu got police to arrest my 18-year-old younger brother, Kingsley (aka @Directorkem) because of a defamatory post he made on X I'm making this video to beg for his forgiveness. My brother has been in police custody for 2 weeks now Pls share, tag him to see this


“I used to feel Nigerians are really bright. We’ve had over 500 vacancies since 2024, and we’re still struggling to find Nigerians to fill those roles. They don’t meet global standards. I blame social media, yahoo and hook up culture..” — Tosin Eniolorunda, Moniepoint CEO


“I used to feel Nigerians are really bright. We’ve had over 500 vacancies since 2024, and we’re still struggling to find Nigerians to fill those roles. They don’t meet global standards. I blame social media, yahoo and hook up culture..” — Tosin Eniolorunda, Moniepoint CEO

@_Florencx I no see that stupid elumelu comment when terrorist dey get VIP treatment


This is what you Nigerian billionaires are good at. Your limpy and senile dick gets hard when it is time to bully and abuse the lower class using weak institutions. You stand with and dine with the oppressors and kleptocratic class ruining the country but draw the line at ineffectual trolls. You’re a useless snowflake with a fragile ego.


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Çin, Afrika'ya petrol rafinerisi yaptı, Avrupalılar sinirlendi. Nijerya, Çin sayesinde petrol değil benzin satar hale geldi. Nijerya, Afrika'nın en büyük petrol üreticilerinden olmasına rağmen rafinerisi yoktu. Çin, 20 milyar dolarlık Dangote Petrol Rafinerisi’ni yaptı. Bu sayede Mart ayında günde yaklaşık 44.000 varil benzin ihraç edildi. 317.000 varillik tek bir sevkiyat Mozambik’e ulaştı — Doğu Afrika’ya ilk teslimatı oldu. Günlük 650.000 varil kapasitesinin ≈ %94’ünde işletilen, Lagos merkezli rafineri, iç talebi karşılıyor ve fazlası yurtdışına gönderiliyor. Üretim, üç yıl içinde günde 1,4 milyon varile ulaşması öngörülüyor. Bu sayede Afrika'nın en büyük rafinerisi olacak.


businesses are opened for the aim of making profits lmfao



Nigeria has at least 200 billionaires in dollars. these billionaires have the capacity to fix at least 200 sectors in Nigeria.










