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@Argenpoirot Do you even have stadiums in South America? 😂 Or better yet cars? 😂

Mira lo que es un estadio en Estados Unidos, es ilegal caminar? Si o si tienen que ir todo en auto? No entiendo este brutalismo.

@MichelleObama He should’ve promised you braces. Man your teeth are Janky.

Barack: You told me all those years ago that you couldn’t promise me the world, but you could promise me an interesting life. Of course, you outdid yourself and managed to give me both. Eight years in the crucible, and not once did you melt from the heat. Not once did you let it harden you. Instead, you used it to reveal your truest essence: your stubborn optimism and unflinching courage, your dazzling brilliance and unpretentious decency, your ferocious work ethic and absolutely unshakable moral fiber.

@LePapillonBlu2 Your photography sucks. I wouldn’t call yourself a photographer.

When Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni was put next to the stinky Orange Assolini, her facial expressions were very telling. 🤣

@yoamomonstruos Yes

Real question, does america really think it has a chance at winning a world cup?

These Australians soft AF!!!! Soft whiny players.

I’d hate to be an Australian today 🇺🇸

@eirccq Your hopes and dreams are crushed. And Australia sucks, and so do you

today i feel australian. hope australia fucks US up bad

@jaxxb3005 The worst part of the game is listened to all these Australian tools crying on here. Y’all suck, time to pack your bags and go home.

the worst part about this game is americans thinking they’re actually good

@iStutter8760 Well… we won!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸. Good luck With the Kangaroo. 😂

I’ll fuck a Kangaroo if USA blows Australia out today. #USMNT

America!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸⚽️

@greengirlbella_ 💦 harder

I don’t think Americans know what the offside rule is

@RobUsry They did! 🇺🇸⚽️

I think it would be neat if the United States beat Australia in the World Cup

@RebeI_RL @yunghannyy She won’t reply because they don’t have any. 😂🇺🇸

@yunghannyy Where are your goals 😂

it’s actually not our fault this game is rigged. one was an own goal and one was an offside that was clearly rigged. yeah sorry usa still ain’t shit #socceroos

@yunghannyy A goal is a goal. Australians are a bunch of whiny losers.

all the ppl upset at this your usa goals weren’t even on your own merit plssss😭😭😭

@theblockspot Europeans can still pretend they are dominant in the world at soccer. The US is a force to be reckoned with. Our future is bright.

The USMNT is Deep. Young. Talented. Don’t sleep on this team… even without Pulisic… they are loaded with playmakers. I’ll take the USA today.

@MusialaEra Australia is getting smoked. 😂 I’m sure the Aussies have shut it off by now. So time really doesn’t matter. Cry harder turdball.

USA is a shameless host. It‘s 11am in Seattle and ~4am in Australia. They could have easily put the game 10 hours later, prime time in the US and also great for Aussies. Instead they put the game 9pm European prime time because they want our validation. Main character syndrome

@DamonBruce STFU

How in God’s name is USA playing at noon tomorrow? The amount of bars & restaurants that get totally screwed by that kick being midday instead of Friday night is ridiculous. FIFA really does suck. I can’t believe the TV partners are cool with that decision either.

@liz_churchill10 We must not forget, he married a dude.

Wow. I can’t believe Obama just said this… “The Founders fell TERRIBLY SHORT of the Declarations Promise leaving slavery intact. Allowing States to restrict the franchise to WHITE MEN WHO OWNED PROPERTY…”

@jackunheard That’s a man.

YIKES. Michelle Obama brings up the fact Barack got a Nobel Peace prize and it doesn’t go over well at all… Barack looks FURIOUS and Hillary Clinton starts cracking up. Everyone knows him getting that award was a complete joke. Brutal.

@TaraBull If her shirt doesn’t say she’s a lesbian I don’t know what does.

Classic Karen approaches a small group minding their own business and demands they leave because one guy has a legally carried firearm. "That’s a GUN! You can’t be here! I feel unsafe!"