Michael

@jasonllevin @ThatLibBitch Cold day old orange chicken with stale rice😂

Orange Chicken

@ParmaJawnCheese Heartbreaker

Look at this cutie new set

@HannaCanadia Flawless

If you’ve ever wondered what I look like without bangs or makeup, here!!!!!!!

@Gianl1974 Why couldn’t he have been the one to meet Carolyn Bessette?🤔 #rfkjr #maha

Notice!- Infertility is genetic. That's why your children can't have children. - Robert F. Kennedy jr. 😂

@mdrizzy22 @JonnyRoot_ He probably watched it alone or with his Lifepartner.

@JonnyRoot_ You’re only saying this because the cast isn’t all white. STFU

Just got out of the theater… The Odyssey has its moments, but it was a massive, disjointed, subversive, mostly inauthentic disappointment. Nolan swung & missed. Full review coming Friday (later today)

BOOM! TRUTH ALWAYS WANTS TO BE FOUND: This patriot climbed the crate, grabbed the mic, and swore the oath: "Nothing but the truth — so help me God." Then he torched the whole game. GOP governor. GOP legislature. GOP supermajority in both chambers. Alabama — Republican-run top to bottom — leads the nation in starving children. Counties with zero pediatric beds. Hospitals boarded up and dark. Their solution? Cut SNAP. Cut Medicaid. Then point at brown skin in the city and scream "enemy." That's not governance. That's a carnival act. Right-wing carnies invent monsters so they can pick your pocket while you're looking the other way. Misled republicans still blaming Democrats? Congratulations — you just earned an A in Conservative Gaslighting and an F in Reality. REMEMBER BEFORE YOU VOTE!

@Cocolasvegass Mmmm pant suits😋

Good morning Vegas

@ved1024 Maybe it’s not too late for Law School for me🤔

The snack situation is insane.

@lilydsmith 😂

@Michael828303 i was already cynical then

this is who is tweeting at you

@Andie00471 The PS5 of my youth:)

Anyone remember Shrinky Dinks?

In case you missed Trump's speech, here's a quick summary:

Good morning to everyone except the people who thought that speech was a good idea and also this guy:

@McFaul @CISAgov Cause he fucked little children

If Trump is worried about election integrity, why did he gut @CISAgov ? I’m confused.

HASSAN: Are there any actions the Trump administration has taken that you have ethical concerns about? SONDERLING: He and his family have committed to have no conflicts of interest, and that's exactly what we're seeing HASSAN: Which is why his sons just invested heavily in defense industries that will have possible contracts with the DoD. That's just a really disappointing answer

Sen. Warren: “You’ve dropped 40-plus actions for companies; how many of those companies have donated to President Trump?” Russ Vought: “I have no idea.” Sen. Warren: “I have a list here…Apple, Bank of America, Capital One, JP Morgan...In 2025…the Trump administration has dropped cases against more than 50 companies that…have financial ties to the president or his inner circle.”

@Jane_Doe82 @JesseBWatters His own mom disowned him😂

I’d love if all my followers take a moment to @ @JesseBWatters and ask him why women need to be careful when men are feeling “wild” while they’re outside having fun.

🚨 A Republican close to Trump has mysteriously purchased Jeffrey Epstein's infamous child breeding ranch. Since then, the Trump administration has stopped all federal investigations into the compound.

@footballontnt Lamesauce

FIFA has decided to award the winners of the 2026 World Cup with championship rings for the very first time. The custom is usually associated with American sports like the NFL and NBA 💍 30 rings will be made available to the world champions, with a further 1,996 rings going on sale to fans.

@MikeLupica Has never won at anything 😂 #Auburn

It's a low bar these days, to be sure. But Tuberville doesn't sound like someone who coached football. He sounds like someone who played it without a helmet.