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@Alexoo4 @reborn_dre @billfarmer42588 @tmbumbal @w_terrence ^^ hey so everyone’s aware, a condom woulda prevented this. You’re mentally ill asf. You’re the reason we needa bring back insane asylums, and revoke woman’s right to vote. Youre fkn sickening.

@reborn_dre @billfarmer42588 @tmbumbal @w_terrence How's trump erasing your history working out for you because it makes me want to puke.

Dear Jimmy Kimmel, listen to me very closely. I’m a comedian. I’ve made fun of Jill Biden. I’ve made fun of Michelle Obama. I’ve roasted First Ladies before. But I have never in my life joked about Jill Biden becoming a widow or Michelle Obama becoming a widow. I’ve never joked about Joe Biden or Barack Obama having an attempt made on their life. I’ve never laughed at the thought of their wives standing there in fear, wondering if their husbands are going to make it home alive. Because that is not comedy. That is sick. You could have joked about Melania being married to Trump. You could have joked about politics. You could have even gone after her accent like liberals usually do. But no — you chose to joke about Melania Trump becoming a widow. And let’s be honest, Jimmy: when you hate Donald Trump as much as you do, that doesn’t sound like a joke. It sounds like how you really feel. They always say there is truth in comedy.

@Alexoo4 @billfarmer42588 @tmbumbal @w_terrence Tennessee is not Deep South, try again. Lmfao.

@billfarmer42588 @tmbumbal @w_terrence I live in the deep south where if a Black man went down the wrong road in the wrong area, he would meet the fare if Ahmaud Aubery.

@MattWalshBlog You are absolutely LOSING your mind. With the amount of vile hateful garbage I see on this app EVERY SINGLE DAY pointed toward trump. I’m positive there are a solid MILLION people in this country that would happily throw their lives away at the chance. It’s sad, he’s great 🤷🏻

I’m officially convinced. It was a hoax. The Trump Administration recruited a leftist Kamala Harris voting Trump hater to participate in a staged assassination that would include the shooter getting shot at and then locked in federal prison for the rest of his life. The Kamala Harris voter agreed to this plan, that works against his political and personal interests, because he’s just like a really generous guy. Meanwhile the Trump Administration, despite dastardly planning multiple assassination hoaxes, decided to keep their patsy alive and a permanent liability to them, rather than just killing him like they could have easily done. They did this because they also are really strangely generous in a very odd and specific way. So in summary we have a plot where all parties involved are working against their own interests with no real discernible benefit to any of them. There is no evidence of this plan and it doesn’t even make any intuitive sense and the motives for everyone are unclear if not insane, but still I believe it because I’m a very smart person.

@Saeed1074531 @ender65407 Same, shits fucking killing me.

@ender65407 Can I stop getting notifications from your dumbass

Mommy said I’ve been a good boy

@aaronstratton8 @LiuInTheShadows You’re literally brainwashed asf, how about think for yourself instead of bending over and spreading your asscheeks for the leftist party I can’t believe people actually believe shit like this Comparing anybody to hitler is psychotic. Until trump starts genocide stfu.

@LiuInTheShadows When is America gonna remove Hitler from the white house ? This is insanity

🚨YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEY JUST TRIGGERED. In the last 24 hours, the U.S. military blasted out nearly 100 Emergency Action Messages on its global high-frequency radio network. These are the encrypted orders sent to nuclear submarines, strategic bombers, and missile launch crews. On a normal day, you get about 10. Let that sink in. 💀 An E-6B Mercury "doomsday plane" is STILL flying over the Atlantic Ocean right now 💀 It is dropping one Emergency Action Message every 30 minutes 💀 Officials said it may continue ALL NIGHT 💀 The E-6B is the exact plane built to command the nuclear triad AFTER the White House is destroyed 💀 The Pentagon has issued ZERO public statement ⚠️ The HFGCS network is how Offutt Air Force Base talks to every nuclear-capable platform on Earth ⚠️ EAMs relay National Command Authority directives — including LAUNCH ORDERS Do you understand the scale of what's happening? ⚠️ A normal elevated day is 30-60 EAMs. They just ran NEARLY 100 in 24 HOURS. ⚠️ The last time EAM traffic spiked this hard was during active Iran-Israel reciprocal strikes in June 2025. ⚠️ The E-6B has not been routinely deployed over the Atlantic — it is TYPICALLY a domestic strategic signal aircraft. They're showing you "routine exercises." They're NOT showing you that the plane they launch for nuclear war is over the Atlantic RIGHT NOW dropping coded orders every 30 minutes. Here's the logic — follow it carefully: → EAM traffic surges 10x above normal → Doomsday plane goes airborne over a foreign ocean → Pentagon refuses to comment → Media stays completely silent → You find out from a post, not a press briefing If this was routine, why are they running it at 100 messages per 24 hours? If this was a drill, why is it still running as you read this? Complete silence. This is not a training exercise. This is nuclear posture signaling at a scale the public has never been briefed on. if you're not following me you're finding out about this 48 hours late from someone who read my post..

@Sayitpop Aaaaannnnddd this is what we get for not laying our hands on women anymore. Fuckin sad, yall shouldn’t need to get slapped to exist like decent humans.

A man allowed his Ex to use his Tesla to move out some of her belongings. This is what surveillance video caught

@shellshockkk Bitch look like a whole ass Pachycephalosaurus, out here with that big ass forehead. Shit scary asf. Mr potato head looking ass.

White people, what is your response?

@_dxllz7 Man this is why we shoulda never stopped hitting our children, this is what becomes of undisciplined children. If his dad whooped his ass he wouldn’t be acting like this. Now he’s gonna grow up to be a MASSIVE piece of shit I can’t imagine how he acts at home.

Did this boy deserve this valuable lesson… or did this man go too far? 😳👊

@Geniustechw Bro the Democratic Party is the party of the KU KLUX CLAN. You voted for Biden btw. You do realize he did nothing, and was completely riddled with dementia. And that’s what you wanted out of a president? Trump is goated, keeping the Iranians from making nukes is a good thing.

Hey MAGA! How do you sleep at night?!

@DefiantLs Stop letting them observe your face has me ROFLMAO. 🤣🤣🤣 You’re the biggest clown on X tbh.

Put your masks back on guys.

@DefiantLs Yooooo your mouth….. Why do you do that. You thinkin your hard for smackin your lips between each thing you say? Fkn GROSSS 🤢🤮 Not much of a protest IMO. Just stupidity, makes ya look like a clown. I remember everyone saying “there’s no proof a mask even does anything”.

@TrumpsHurricane This chick wasn’t getting any dick anyways lookin like a fat bald ass man.

This Liberal woman is on a ‘Sex Strike’ until Trump is out of office. What is your response to her ??

@AAetheralf11016 @DarwinAwards_ Okay yeah but this guy that died was a fkn twig, I wouldn’t even say he’s a man, more like a boy. And anybody swinging on a fkn child is a monster. This guy got life in prison, 100% deserved, prolly shoulda gotten the death sentence for this one.

All those people out looking for blood, fights, and you don't realise how fragile life can be, one punch, kick, can kill and change your life and your family's life forever. Stay vigilant, learn how to guard your head, stay strapped if possible, and don't go into situations where you know you are likely to be confronted. Never relax, it's better to be nervous, smart, and alive than relaxed, dumb, and dead.

@Esichy @DarwinAwards_ Ah he got life in prison, he ain’t gettin out, so she better off marrying somebody else.

@DarwinAwards_ The wife will end up marrying someone else while he serves time for murder Wonderful

@Sayitpop Some bitches needa get slapped in the fkn mouth and it shows…

@Nico_Gianni__ @ZabucaRodrigo @VladTheInflator Bruh come on, you’re a fucking clown. You had a good point, and then you gotta say some racist shit and make all of the rest of us look bad. Go fucking die.

@ZabucaRodrigo @VladTheInflator How stupid do you have to be to shove an AR15 down your pants. 🙄 stupid niggers.

Let's hear this young man speak

@IllIlIIIllIllll @1313_ws @Viralvid_89 He’s absolutely correct though, I guess you’re just dumb, which is okay, I got nothin against dumb people. But come on dude, watch the video again. This bitch is ALL OVER the road. Totally got what she deserved. Swerving in and out of both lanes like an idiot.

@1313_ws @Viralvid_89 Temper tantrums are what happens when the uneducated just can’t get it, huh? 🤷‍♀️

Annoying MC Cyclist Forgets They're On A Bike..

@Viralvid_89 Literally hilarious tbh, def deserved, she recording behind her because she KNOWS she’s being an asshole. She coulda pulled onto the side of the road for a few secs and let them pass, and avoided this whole scenario.

@eusdart @JDunlap1974 Def not AI, keep trying tho XD

@JDunlap1974 Yeah, AI-generated fake news depicting diaspora Africans acting like savages. Not clever, not original, just more white nationalist bullshit.

A brawl breaks out in Whataburger. I noticed one common theme with all these fights..... Can you take a guess at what that is

@KitzyWitzy @AmericaPapaBear Ignored it is insane btw. You turn your back on a mountain lion and that’s how you end up a dead man. They 100% will stalk and kill people and their pets. ALSO there are WAY TOO MANY OF THEM, they massacre livestock and have been hiring people to kill them, they need to go.

When you’re in the wild, you do what you have to do to survive.