Michael

Taylor Swift just got engaged. This isn’t gossip—it could be the single most important macro event of the decade. The ripple effects may dwarf stimulus checks, trade deals, even Fed rate hikes. Smart money is already paying attention. Here’s why you should too: 🧵

(8/8) The bottom line: Taylor Swift is now a systemic risk factor. Ignore her personal milestones at your own peril. Markets once moved on oil, jobs, or housing data. Now they move on Swift. Welcome to the Taylor Standard.

(7/8) Don’t be surprised if this shows up in Fed minutes: “Consumer sentiment boosted by Swift-Kelce engagement.” Economists are already debating if this could replace a rate cut.

Taylor Swift just got engaged. This isn’t gossip—it could be the single most important macro event of the decade. The ripple effects may dwarf stimulus checks, trade deals, even Fed rate hikes. Smart money is already paying attention. Here’s why you should too: 🧵

@typeofant @play_memoria you too?? :(

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WATCH🚨: Florida man (Lt. Dan) who’s staying on a boat during the Hurricane is somehow still alive.

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#HurricaneMilton Lt Dan is safe!!!

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"I just smoked a half a joint" after surviving a hurricane is crazy. Lt. Dan gives an update. x.com/Axoxxol/status…

@leslibless lieutenantdantshirts.com

If you were following the story of disabled veteran ‘Lieutenant Dan’ riding out Cat 5 Hurricane Milton on his 20 foot boat (took him 5 years to get, & it’s all he owns) in the Tampa Harbor, he will now be SAFE. The Tampa Police Chief visited him, and convinced him to go to a shelter. I’m so relieved!

@Jere_Memez lieutenantdantshirts.com

Lt Dan has successfully weathered Hurricane Milton on his boat!

@MAVERICK_1776_ lieutenantdantshirts.com

Be careful who you praise, follow, and give money to. Especially this Lt. Dan fella... #LieutenantDan

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@MichaelEth133 Gm Michael🫡Happy Monday🫶

Gm to each and every one of you ☕️