Michael Khords

Nirvana -Opinion (Cover) Never performed in concert or in the studio, the song was a solo acoustic version, recorded by Cobain during his appearance on the KAOS (FM) Boy Meets Girl radio show on September 25, 1990.

@BeyondTheMemes This is proof that prolonging life is what’s ruining the quality of life and human advancement.. You’re not suppose to be “cute” for 50 years 😭 you’re SUPPOSE to die! Lmaooo life tf is we doing

We always joke about Otis Redding being the oldest-looking 26 year old of all time, but never forget… …Ritchie Valens died at 17. This is a 17 year old. Maybe eem 16 in these pics.

@celestialxsigh Why do you guys keep moving here?

The J train is a concept…you’re not really meant to find it

@EvDoWork Nah wearing sports merchandise on the regular is nasty work 😭

Seen 6 Knicks hats in my office today. I’ve been in the this office for almost 2 years and I’ve only ever seen my Knicks hat here.

@ClownWorld They can’t hear you lmfaoooo

Here’s a bunch of grown people parked under an overpass in the middle of a Texas storm because they’re too scared to drive in the rain

@GigglingGanon Too much talking, call the cops and trespass them.

I feel terrible for some of these Uber drivers. This is why you can't get an Uber in hood. You get people that act like this and put this Uber driver though all this stress and drama. Credit to this Uber driver for not backing down. No surprise that immediately the threat of harm or car jacking comes into play. But the Uber driver was sharp enough to remind him that all of his personal information has already been shared with Uber when he opened his account. Getting that info to the police would be a snap. Sure mad the thug think twice about doing anything.

@iH8Meccavellii Nah what? Lmaoo

@popitforpoppa Everybody gotta take 3 shots of Don Julio to get in

@RoyIsThaTruth This shit gotta be satire gang 😭

MEMPHIS WOMAN ARRESTED AFTER PROMOTING HERSELF TO “WALMART DISTRICT OPERATIONS SUPERVISOR” AND GIVING HERSELF FREE GROCERIES FOR 5 MONTHS MEMPHIS, TN — A Memphis woman was arrested Tuesday after allegedly spending the last five months walking into the Walmart on Germantown Parkway dressed like she owned the place and “approving” her own groceries down to prices usually reserved for yard sales and Shelby County school bake sales. Police say 34-year-old Tiffany Lamar pulled off the scheme with nothing more than confidence, a fake badge, and the kind of attitude usually only seen from HOA presidents and people who return half-eaten rotisserie chickens. According to investigators, Tiffany bought a blue Walmart vest off Facebook Marketplace for $7, laminated her own badge at the FedEx Office on Poplar, and labeled herself: “Tiffany — Regional Checkout Compliance Director” Which, according to Walmart corporate, is absolutely not a real position. But apparently nobody questioned it because she carried a clipboard and walked fast. Employees say Tiffany would arrive every Saturday around noon, storm through the front entrance yelling things like: “Corporate’s watching shrink numbers today!” before marching directly to self-checkout like she was preparing for battle. Police say her weekly “executive-level overrides” included: • 8 frozen Red Baron pizzas marked as “employee morale supplies” • A 55-inch TV discounted to $3.17 under “bird damage” • Two air fryers labeled “training equipment” • A family-size pack of ribs entered as “seasonal inventory loss” • Three candles marked “emotional support lighting” • A 24-pack of Dr Pepper rung up as “hydration reimbursement” Loss prevention officers said Tiffany became increasingly bold over time. “She started wearing a Bluetooth headset that wasn’t connected to anything,” said one employee. “She’d pause mid-transaction and say stuff like, ‘No, Doug, I don’t care what corporate says, Memphis runs different.’” Investigators say the scam finally unraveled after an actual store manager noticed Tiffany’s badge also listed her as: “Assistant Vice President of Frozen Meats.” Authorities detained her in the parking lot while she was loading 17 reusable bags into a dented Nissan Altima with a drive-out tag from 2022 and a bumper sticker that read: “Boss Babe Energy.” When questioned by police, Tiffany reportedly insisted she was “basically management spiritually” and claimed she was due for a raise. She now faces charges including theft, fraud, impersonating an employee, and whatever crime covers putting a rotisserie chicken under “research and development.” Meanwhile, Memphis residents online have already started calling her: “The CEO of Self Checkout.

yes fighting & drinking will be allowed at my funeral

@FuneralDrinker Nah being lit in the morning is wild 😭

At the liquor store helping them lift the gate up

Only in New York does L mean spliffs, losses and license

@yonann Isn’t her father suppose to pay? Lol like seriously

Dave Ramsey tells a nurse to dump her boyfriend after he refuses to propose until she pays off $90K in debt Caller: "I’m a 26 year old nurse with $90K in student loans. My boyfriend makes $250K a year, but he won’t propose until I’m completely debt free" Dave: "Dump him. He’s making you prove your worth based on money. You’re having to buy your way into this relationship" "The No. 1 cause of divorce in North America today is money fights and money problems and guess what this is? This is a money fight"

@_Gottalovezik Had to stop doing this after they started to ONLY address me instead of the whole team, singled me out every meeting bro 😭😭😭

when the coworker that isn't afraid to confront management is addressing something again

@audiohymn People have children and let them loose into the world. At least boomers felt the authority enough to tell people how to act and behave in public. Millennials aren’t confrontational and just don’t care.

It's cool how within the last year the social contract finally completely disintegrated

@PopCrave She wanna be Eminem so bad

Billie Eilish addresses criticism over her statement that “eating meat is inherently wrong”: “go watch a documentary or two and some footage of what is done to the animals u claim to love and what it does to the planet u pretend to love as well. if that footage was hard for u to watch i encourage u to pls take a look at urself. like i am so tired of standing up for/having empathy for living beings being controversial. pls continue to live in a constant state of cognitive dissonance and denial and try to convince urself that ur not living a lie. mwah”

So happy I’m child free ❤️

@ykbprst So she’s admitting that she’s a predator??? Seriously wtf are we talking about here?

Amber Rose, on her type in bed: “I’m 42, but I don’t fuck old heads. I only fuck guys who are 21 to 25 the ones who can keep up and fuck me five times a week. I left Wiz when he was 26, cos he just wasn’t meeting that expectation anymore”

One of the best moments from SLS DTLA, having Antwuan Dixon step in for an injured Chris Joslin 🤩 Mid contest Antwuan was out signing boards and taking pictures with fans, Antwuan for the people!

@News12BX Always wanna go out, never wanna pay 😭

CAUGHT ON CAMERA: A Cinco de Mayo celebration at a South Bronx restaurant took an unexpected turn after a group of women allegedly walked out on a $112 tab, leaving the owner frustrated. #News12BX #SouthBronx