Michael Lancaster

@elonmusk Both sides are full of hypocritical morons.

The murderous lunatic left

@Crazymoments01 No gloves? 🤢

That’s quite literally the greatest looking watermelon I’ve ever seen

Pitchfork gives Drake’s new album “ICEMAN” a score of 4.8/10.

@r_nvmber @willow_wwhimsy He looked out on his feet for a second

@willow_wwhimsy He ate that weak ass sucker punch and still trucked him 😏 Good shit!

Burner got burnt out 🤫

@stoolpresidente @sixers 200 million dollar man couldn’t close out a game 7 at home?! Yikes

I am so sick of all these delusional @sixers fans acting like they aren’t a bum franchise. It’s round 1 of the playoffs guys. You beat a bad Celtics team. Relax. If the Sixers win the title I’ll get a Sixers neck tattoo.

@nojumper @916Mooseman @adam22 These are grown ups?

Wack100 almost OBLITERATED Mooseman after he interrupted the Adam22 & Wack Show. 👀😳

@JeremyZakora @jeremyjudkins_ Copium levels over 9000

@jeremyjudkins_ Cause it's not about the 0-60. It's about feelin like there's a GROWLING, ROARING MONSTER shaking the hood. To feel the ferocity and keep it on the road. It's about wheels screeching, smoke puffin, gas smellin, skirt liftin FUN. NOT pressing a button and saying, "see I'm faster".

People always cared about having a quick car. Then suddenly 0-60 in 4 seconds was easily beat by literally every model of Tesla. Suddenly 0-60 doesn’t matter anymore for some reason. Interesting.

@ModernWarzone Loved it

What did you think of the DMZ extraction mode Call of Duty tried with MWII?

@DiscGolfProTour He held off Gannon, Anthony, and Ricky!! Amazing accomplishment!

✅ 2026 Goal

@sockibomb13 You got ROBBED!!!

Got to be up there…🤦‍♂️

@industrypolitic Drake clears

Drake is 🐐! Hate Ye or love him — but when it comes to the art of rap, he already knows who the target is: Drake. Nobody else. Everyone else is just trying to catch up. Just listen to what Kanye says — leave the politics, the sickness, the rants, and all that extra noise out of it. We all have opinions and condemnations — this is about the music. And when it comes to respect? It always comes back to Drake — it always has. Because, at the end of the day, everybody measures themselves against him — if they even can 🤷🏽‍♀️. That’s what happens when you’re at the top. Ye’s respect for Drake is top-level — Drake is the benchmark. It's F Camel, Ye knows it because he's one of the best; Drake is the GOAT — the ultimate comparison.

Pitbull haters, this one is for you

@Fatboy_6ix Switch one and two then it’s perfect

Resurgence maps in order from best to worst 1 - Rebirth island 👑 2 - ASHIKA island 😳 3 - Vondel 😍 4 - Havens hollow 🤔 5 - Fortunes keep 🤢 6 - Area 99 🤮🗑️

@JKuccii @RavenSoftware I like it

@AshtonHallofc Not vs Not

Natty vs. Not

@ToddHagopian You’re Todd

If I was Tiger Woods, there is a zero percent chance I would have pissed in a cup after blowing .000 on the breathalyzer.

@JessicaVaugn @MagnusVigso Stop regurgitating

@MagnusVigso Stop removing wisdom teeth

Girls with a natural wide palate is becoming a rare species One of the best biomarkers of elite health

Seeing Americans come to the UK and base their entire culinary experience on Nando’s will never not piss me off 💀 So many good cuisines to try (namely Indian if we’re talking about big differences from American food) and all they try is Nando’s. That’s like me going to the US, trying Olive Garden and saying US food is mid without ever trying good authentic BBQ food 😤 Lock in! If any NAs need restaurant recommendations lmk🤦‍♂️

@CoDClipped Bro is constantly crying

Swagg questions why Activision even released Blackout after hearing announcement of Season 03: “As soon as BR gets added for Avalon no one is playing Blackout.. why’d they bring Blackout? They’re bringing rotational BR, grapples, and wall jumping.” 🗣️

@JLeonLove Faux intellect runs rampant on this app…

I think people that talk crap about Islam & Muslims deep down want to join the club. They are really interested and want to learn more. The only way to try and fight the feeling Allah possesses is to lash out in ignorance. May Allah forgive them.