Michael Mervyn-Jones

Netanyahu: I need $12 billion Trump: Approved Elon Musk: SpaceX needs $4.16 billion Trump: Approved Jeff Bezos: Amazon needs $17.5 billion Trump: Approved Top 1%: We need a $1 trillion tax cut Trump: Approved Average Joe: My wife has cancer. Can we get Medicaid? Trump: Denied

Right wing humour is something else.

Andy Burnham, or “Blakey Burnham”, as he is now known, had a chance encounter with Kemi Badenoch on the buses yesterday. She stuck it to him, and the moustache too! {satire}

This is the best 😂😂😂 #BurnhamtheBusWanker

Grooming Day for Hubert the Bear

Still thinking about Brittany Murphy dancing to Eminem while Christopher Nolan stands completely unflinching in the background.

#Madonna #Danceteria #Blondie #Rapture #RobbieReddy #Mashup 🔥🔥🔥

There's more proof to show that trump is a pedophile than the 2020 election was stolen.

GOD IS VERY PROUD OF ME. I have done so much work that goes totally unnoticed by Dumborcrats. That is dumb with a B. People don't know there is B in dumb because they don't know there is K in know. God is NOT PROUD of dumbocrats Thank you for your attention to this matter.

🚨BREAKING: Trump’s voter fraud speech is BACKFIRING as Americans flood social media with the recording of Trump demanding Georgia “find 11,780 votes” after he lost the 2020 election. Trump is the last person on Earth who should be talking about election fraud.

The guy who’s on tape asking Georgia Republicans to find him 11,700 votes wants you to believe Democrats in Georgia are cheating. Be fucking serious.

It’s clear watching Starmer’s final PMQs that the Labour Party has just made an absolutely catastrophic error, blinded by panic, afflicted by petty opportunist factionalism, and entirely disengaged from the national interest in a dangerous world. What a huge, huge blunder. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Fun Fact: The President of the goddam United States paid nearly $6 million in damages today to a woman he raped. Once upon a time, this would have been the only news you heard.

This is hits. Still as good and funny as the first time I heard it🤣🤣🤣

You know when you're witnessing a cultural moment when the gays are everywhere wearing a metallic lilac chiffon 👌 @Madonna Motha Is Back 💁

the gay man u call dramatic has survived entire civilizations of cruelty. the straight man u call strong gets nervous washing his own ass after taking a shit

SO ICONIC 🔥🔥 MADONNA - CONFESSIONS II JULY 3, 2026

When you take a nap so good that you wake up thinking you're late for school but it's Sunday and you're 59.

Straight kids can talk about their crushes. Gay kids learn to hide them. Straight couples cuddle in public. Gay couples fear their safety if they do. Straight couples hold hands walking. Gay couples carefully consider the risk. Pride matters. Things are not equal

If you have a spare 3 mins and 45 secs today, watch this fantastic grilling by Sally Nugent on BBC Breakfast. The very first time I've seen Farage questioned properly about his £5M bung, and it's fair to say, he totally fluffed it. There are points when you can see Farage tremble and even accuse the BBC of putting him in danger. 🤦‍♂️ It was for security. It was for cars. Nobody cares. It's no one's business. He won't tell us. DANGER! At one point, he let slip that the Parliamentary Commissioner for Standards may 'disagree' with him on the rules around donations. He knows he's going to be found guilty on this one. He's in trouble, and his face gave it away gloriously. Top hats off to Sally Nugent. Stellar work. 👏