Michael Walter

@JennieSTaer Why do these never get old?

SCREAMING

This evening's weather balloon launch was a gusty and dusty one! At least everything survived!🌬💨

He started with an overall assessment saying "we're doing very well," reiterating comments about destroying Iran's military. He added: "They want to make a deal but they're not ready to make a deal in my opinion."

Just had a brief phone call with @potus this morning and asked him several questions about Iran. He noted when he answered that it was not a good time to chat because he was in the middle of a "very important meeting" about it - but said the following:

Vigilancia de Tornado ha sido emitida para partes de Louisiana y Texas hasta las 6 PM CDT

A tornado watch has been issued for parts of Louisiana and Texas until 6 PM CDT

All scheduled Emirates flights to and from Dubai remain suspended until 2359hrs UAE time on 4 March, due to airspace closures across the region. Emirates continues to operate a limited number of passenger repatriation and freighter flights on 3 and 4 March.  We are accommodating customers with earlier bookings as a priority on these limited flights. Please do not go to the airport unless you have been notified directly by Emirates, or hold a confirmed booking for these flights. Emirates continues to monitor the situation, and we will develop our operational schedule accordingly. The latest flight updates will be published on our website. Customers are advised to check emirat.es/flightstatus, review the latest operational updates on emirates.com, and check their email for any notifications about changes or cancellations to their flights before travelling to the airport. We would like to thank our customers for their understanding and patience. The safety and security of our passengers and crew remain our highest priority.

⚠️ We urge you not to come to the airport unless your airline has contacted you with a confirmed departure time. Please get in touch with your airline directly for the latest updates on flight schedules.

(1/2) Due to the military situation in the Middle East, we have cancelled flights from Canada to Israel and Dubai until March 22, with service to resume March 23. We are monitoring the situation and will adjust our schedule accordingly.

With all the airspace closures in the Middle East, air traffic is being significantly impacted. Here’s the average number of daily airport movements (take-offs or landings) at some of the affected airports: DXB – 1,241 DOH – 719 AUH – 510 SHJ – 321 KWI – 294 BAH – 232 DWC – 190

Dubai Airports confirms that all flight operations at Dubai International (DXB) and Dubai World Central – Al Maktoum International (DWC) are suspended until further notice. Passengers are advised not to travel to the airport at this time and to contact their respective airlines directly for the latest updates regarding their flights. We appreciate the cooperation of our guests. Further updates will be provided as we continue to monitor the situation.

Due to multiple regional airspace closures, Emirates has temporarily suspended operations to and from Dubai. Emirates urges customers to check emirat.es/travelupdates and emirat.es/flightstatus for the latest updates before proceeding to the airport. We are actively monitoring the situation and engaging with relevant authorities. We apologise to customers affected by disruptions for any inconvenience caused, and we are assisting them with rebooking, refunds, or alternative travel arrangements. The safety and security of our passengers and crew remain our highest priority.

BREAKING: Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor has been arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office, U.K. police force says. apnews.com/article/britai…

@DENAirport The basement of DEN?

NEW NONSTOP ROUTE STARTS TOMORROW.   We'll give you a hint: 👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽 Any guesses?

@escapefrommelos Dude, for real... Mexican-American here - fluent in Spanish. I caught like every tenth word... haha.

there’s a joke going around Spanish language internet: “Americans are mad Bad Bunny is singing in Spanish at the super bowl and they can’t understand him… but neither can we” (slurred/lispy Puerto Rican Spanish, and Bah Bohnay’s accent in particular, is famously impenetrable)

Every Latino kid’s experience… 🤣 “The most Latino thing in Bad Bunny’s show: a kid asleep across three chairs.” For those without context - Latino parties like weddings and family gatherings last late into the night. Kids are often put to sleep this way.

@SheriffEd_HCSO This is in fact, heartbreaking. Prayers for this family.

Update: Heartbreaking. The child has been pronounced deceased at the hospital.

@_Britt_Martinez Nothing more American than freely voicing opposition to a set of policies in a public setting. That’s what makes us great. You can represent America without representing the current political leadership.

“Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the President or any other public official.” — President Theodore Roosevelt

Yall - I’m fluent in (Mexican) Spanish and I didn’t even understand a word of it… So let’s not be so wound up, okay? #BadBunny

@cenattcenuttt We built something like this in Boy Scouts to keep the cabin door closed so the mosquitoes wouldn’t get us…

Whoever came up with this is a genius, right?