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If you could start a profitable business in 2026 (no qualifiers). What’s the business and why?

Not washing your hands before you eat dinner at a restaurant.

It's Friday and my parents are coming over to hang out. They'll play with my son. We'll have dinner. I'll sauna with my dad. I wish someone had told me sooner: Nothing improves quality of life more than proximity to people you love. It’s worth more than any job will ever pay you.

@Andrew_Fenichel Valuable post

holy

Georgia basketball should hire Kirby Smart as head coach. They’d play more defense.

@HellsBitchen_ Has to be one of the worst judge of characters ever.

Casting director at ABC who insisted Taylor Frankie Paul be the bachelorette

High Point student radio call of the game is what it is all about

I feel a certain way about myself knowing I actually know what this post means.

@ringer @seeratsohi Can we get a @BillSimmons pod to break this down. Thank you in advance.

The WNBA players secured more than just a bigger bag. They took control of the league. @seeratsohi: theringer.com/2026/03/19/wnb…

@CBSScottWhite Totally

@MichaelRippe The grade just reflects how closely you followed projections (which aren't my projections, so it doesn't matter much to me).

Here's our final H2H points mock before the biggest draft weekend. You can definitely see the influence of the latest spring headlines: cbssports.com/fantasy/baseba…

This is a good analysis. I’d add simply from the risk/reward-this is the right move no matter what. Complete tear down creates the opportunity for the strongest rebuild. For that rebuild to be successful - ultimately you need the franchise QB. They may think or hope Willis is that (and they may be right). The beauty here is that if they wrong on Malik being the franchise QB, they have built a foundation and Willis contract that doesn’t hinder their rebuild outside of QB and allows them to replace Willis with a right QB. 2 shots at 1 spot. Smart risk to take.

The Jaylen Waddle trade, in my opinion, is an even bigger indicator of how much this new organization believes in Malik Willis. They are trading/cutting everyone and made no other splash moves in free agency. It is a clear, acknowledged, full rebuild. So why would you go pay a QB $22M/yr in the midst of doing the exact opposite everywhere else? Because they truly believe that Malik Willis is a franchise QB and this is their only opportunity to get him to Miami. Sully & Haf are betting that Willis will be THE guy for many years. They don’t care if the team isn’t good yet, they know how hard it is to find a franchise QB and if you have the chance to get one you don’t pass it up. They believe they have their QB and are now going to build up the new team around him from the ground up. Time will tell if they are correct.

@UnderdogNFL Smart move

Schefter: Dolphins have told teams asking about trading for De'Von Achane that he's not available.

A Malik Willis to Jeremiah Smith connection is going to make Miami fans very happy in the future. This is your present for many past mistakes. 🐬

Venezuela defeated the United States to win back their President… …or something like that.

Congratulations Venezuela The World Baseball Classic is officially a world class sporting event now and going forward.

Actions are the key. Words are the lock. The lock does nothing without the key. Remember that. Note the difference.

@CBSScottWhite I’m free to dance

Need some participants for a 12-team H2H points mock tonight at 8:30 ET (yes, during the game -- sorry). Should take about 90 minutes. If you know the format and don't mind dividing your attention, let me know. I'll pick my favorites this afternoon.

@CoachDanGo Where do you get psyllium husk that’s trusted?