Michael Selva

I will be flying to Los Angeles to illegally vote for Spencer Pratt. What are they going to do, ID me?

Troy, but instead of Brad Pitt, it’s Elliot Page.

Ilhan Omar saying “World War Eleven” is perfect content for SNL and yet they didn’t even touch it. Instead, hey mock an assassination attempt on Trump.

@JamCristopher Haha

No way man

I bet your little pitching staff doesn't have these cannons

Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to log into Microsoft Authenticator 47 times a day.

Post McDonald's clarity is insane. Why did I do that

Managers when they receive 2 weeks notice from the star worker they’ve abused for years at work

thank you everyone who followed along with this special art project this season.

While ignoring the men's mental load

@c0mmandderr Hahaha same

Bruh I deadass didn't see him in the first pic Imfao 😭

Pleased to share my favorite high-resolution capture of the Artemis II launch- the moment the SLS is clearing the tower, captured by a sound-triggered camera placed near the pad. I'll have prints linked in my bio for this one, and here's a short thread about how it was captured

no matter what’s going on in the world. this is very, very, very freaking awesome

@redturn2 Time to come back then

🙌🏻 been asking for years!!!!

I used to think one of the most unrealistic parts of Reacher was dudes who were clearly not in his league physically constantly fucking with him and starting fights but turns out nope

Just going to leave this here.

My wife wanted a vacation, but I wanted a staycation. So we compromised and had an altercation

18 games left to go 📈

CNN Reports On Japanese Teenagers Who Came To Hawaii For What Could've Been Beautiful Day At Beach buff.ly/e7UZnTg