Michael V

@annhybri K

I need a nonchalant response to “I hate you”

@Breaking57 Jeez I’m 6’2 I would feel like a short king here

Tall person meet up😲

@awkwardgoogle Bro could at least tuck in his shirt and fix his tie

The YouTuber who said he was “too ugly for love” is now a father

@Eman_8282 Naww crispy bacon is good

Do you consider this bacon burnt? My kids said I burnt the bacon 😂😂😂😬

@MachineKing23 @Bornakang If her place looks like that imagine how it looks down there

@Bornakang Smash and then flee the country

If she asks you to come over and it looks like this what’s your next move?

@Bornakang She’s already a 4/10 and that’s being generous and if her place looked like that I’d dip so quick

@Galsen_24 She’s dumb

She really thought saying 'my boyfriend is gonna sue you' would stop a tow truck and an arrest... 💀 Obstruction is the probable cause

@winnerofbenin She’s actually funny af

Cardi B funniest Moments😳👀

@Airaxora Smosh

pretend ur 11 and this a youtube search bar

@AdanuKrizz Great show they ruined it when Ashton Kutcher took over Charlie Sheen’s role

Two and a Half Men was basically one long masterclass in bad decisions and elite comedy.😂🔥🍿

@TheEXECUTlONER_ That poor dog

This tiny New York City apartment, 80 x 150, goes for $650 a month! 🤯 She has no oven and her bed is up a ladder and there is about two to three feet of space from the bed to the ceiling. Her bathroom is actually outside the apartment down the hall. She has to walk past her neighbors to get to it. She goes up on the roof outside to get some space, do some work and maybe a little yoga. But get this, she has a dog! She said she sometimes leaves the dog in the apartment or she takes him to daycare. 🤔 I could not live like that. I could not sleep like that and I could not shower like that. And, I could not have a dog in such a small space. Many, many people said that she should not have a dog and should not be allowed to have a dog in such a tiny apartment. Do you think it is cruel to have the dog with her? Or , do you think that if the dog is getting love and fed, cares for and taken out, that’s her business? Have you ever seen a smaller apartment than this? Could you ever live like this?

@HunterBiden lol sure

Almost seven years clean and sober. Not a victory lap. Just a fact. To anyone in the fight right now: it gets quieter. Not easier. Quieter. In the quiet, you find out who you actually are. That’s the part they can’t take from you.

@Crazymoments01 Ah, yes and they just happen to be conveniently recording

The blue shirt brother is not ordinary. He’s smart at reading situations and reacting at the right time.

@JohnCornyn @DairyQueen Jesus Christ this is so fucking cringe just accept defeat already.

Stopped by @DairyQueen in Sealy, Texas, otherwise known as the “Texas stop sign,” to sample some of their delicious fare. I highly recommend the Blizzard. (I had that after I ate this child-size cone)

@Iam_Greezy Sure maybe in Kenya lmao

Make sure you get a baby before hitting 30 years of age as a man.

@EricLDaugh Jesus Christ that belly button lol

🚨 LMAO! Q: "Are you attending your son's wedding this weekend, by the way?" PRESIDENT TRUMP: "If I do attend, I get killed. If I don't attend, I get killed — by the fake news!" "Uh, he'd like me to go, but it's going to be just a small little private affair, and I'm going to try and make it. I'm in the midst. I said, you know, this is not good timing for me!" 😂 "I have a thing called 'Iran' and other things." "He's got a very good person I've known for a long time, and hopefully they're going to have a great marriage."

@ViralReelsdaily That was so satisfying

That punch was delivered on behalf of every tourist out there.

@MensHumor This will be pretty much every only fans model in like ten years or less.

Asking the internet to delete something is the fastest way to make sure it gets re-uploaded everywhere.

@JohnCornyn Haha you’re done for!

I have worked closely with President Trump through both of his Presidential terms and voted with him more than 99% of the time. He has consistently called me a friend in this race. It is now time for Texas Republican voters to decide if they want a strong nominee to help our GOP candidates down ballot and defeat Talarico in November, or a weak nominee who jeopardizes everything we care about. I trust the Republican voters of Texas.

@WomenBeingAwful “My body count is __”

He's just a friend