John Michaels

Why not @StoneColdJones

If there’s one thing that Javon Kinlaw wants you to know, it’s that SHIT everyone can go

Become ungovernable

@JimmysSeafood @Coinvo Basically an IPO for Jimmy’s

@Coinvo This is my retirement plan

WOW: X reportedly considers a feature to allow you steal a creator’s revenue if you "ratio" them.

Most quality starts this season: 30 - Dodgers (21-9, .700) 29 - ROYALS (16-13, .551) 25 - Braves (19-6, .760) 24 - Phillies (19-5, .792) 23 - Yankees (16-7,.696) Does anything stand out? MLB this year is 373-159 (.701)

@thindery @Royals FQ

FINAL: Yankees 15, Royals 1

@barstoolsports Twins

Can you name the 5 MLB teams without a city in their name?

Clickbait. Everybody got their autograph and selfie, the passage to the hotel was kept free for guests, and I still got to the airport on time. One man, no security. Handled. What’s your problem ?

@ChrisDJackson Training hours, most everyone knows this

I don't want to ever hear a conservative mention the term wasteful spending again. Ever.

@mamboitaliano__ It’s the Coldplay of Ferraris

The new fully electric Ferrari has just been released 🏎️🇮🇹 It sucks more than: • Pineapple on pizza • Wi-Fi in the middle of the ocean • Fuzzy Crocs • An ’85 mullet • “Despacito” under the Christmas tree • Socks with sandals • Mosquitoes at sunset • Non-alcoholic beer

Local news interviewing parents taking their children to see Alien (1979) is unintentionally one of the funniest promo clips ever.

@CodifyBaseball Royals should have just promoted @WhitMerrifield in 2015 instead of trading for a second baseman

what baseball opinion makes you feel like this?

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On this Memorial Day 18 years ago, Derek and his family delivered one of the greatest car karaoke performances of all-time.

Back to work 🤝 #RockChalk

High school OL Nick Vecrumba (@nickvecrumba27) has committed to Kansas. "It feels like home." More: 247sports.com/college/kansas…

Thank you Jensen for bringing your energy to Dell Tech World. Very proud of what we've accomplished together with @Nvidia over 31 fantastic years, and super excited for the future! 🚀

We’re the No. 15 seed nationally! #RockChalk

In memory of many In honor of all Thank you to those who sacrificed everything. We will never forget your sacrifice. #MemorialDay

@gkittle46 @Tonysmarkettips George….should Travis ever retire….please consider a move to Kansas City….

@Tonysmarkettips This is a big moment for Tony. I’m glad he’s capitalizing. Good for him. We are rooting for him. Anyways check us at at the sold out crowd in Melbourne this fall

Travis Kelce looking and acting like a teenager who just discovered alcohol is the farthest thing from a role model I can imagine.