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@secyorkshire York

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@bealec1988 City wouldn’t need a replay to beat them

Pep Guardiola “We need less games. We can’t possibly play one more game against Havant & Waterlooville…anyways I hope you’ll all be there to watch us play 3 games in 7 days in the US, UAE and China on our big money spinning tour.” The hypocrisy! #FACupReplays

@PhilBlundell But their next game is Arsenal? So I say, let him be

He’s pretty lucky isn’t he? Should have already been booked and then should have been sent. And he should have been suspended for this for punching someone

Really funny Maddison had the temerity to complain there.

@redveteran7374 Brian stunk of piss

Take all your medals and all your trophies and all your pots and all your pans and throw them in the nearest bloody bin because you’ve won them by cheating - Brian Clough

For any scousers who wonder why nobody likes you, you have a player fake an injury when we have the ball on the edge of the box. Ref stops play. Instead of doing the decent thing and give the ball back, you go and score. That’s why. Cheating hypocritical bastards #NFOLIV

@PhilBlundell This league seems to be corrupt against everyone!!!! Their pens against Utd and Everton quickly forgotten

Anyone who has that given against them would spontaneously combust.

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@Davolaar Shown before 86 final

Great footage here of Craig Johnston with that car/reg I've banged on about, a new arrival & his determination to get back into the Reds side. Gotta be rare this..not seen this before meself.

@Positivteacha Your mum must be terrible.

@Aimes_c @ShakinthatChalk Not when being sworn at no. Maybe he should give him a biscuit as well. Deal with the why further down the line, remove the issue from the classroom first.

@Aimes_c @ShakinthatChalk No they shouldn’t.

The power of restorative justice. A colleague sent a boy to me on removal furious at his behaviour and being sworn at. Wanted the boy out of class for an extended time. Boy comes to me expressing a willingness to sort it out so I arrange a RJ with the three of us.

@secyorkshire York

@TheDonHusam6 Do one Husam you twat?

@JoshLFC1909 He doesn’t know you exist you plank

Jorg schmadtke just completed the biggest transfer in Liverpool's history, I owe you an apology my man.

@TillyTeacher @christteach @MatthewConnolly Beckham?

@christteach @MatthewConnolly @Michaelteacher4 Going to be honest, there have been several mentions of the word "petulant" in this story and that simply not a word ever heard in association with male players.

Love that there was an apology - hate that I can't seem to find examples of male players doing so for a red card.

@Andyparr09 @ScouseLizard Yeah, Graeme was still working on the bins to keep his head afloat. Married to a millionaire’s daughter. Suppose we can tell everyone when they’re rich enough. He’s 33. Wasn’t gonna play much. He’s got a move which makes his kids/grandkids rich for life. But yeah, morals and that

@Michaelteacher4 @ScouseLizard Yeh mate that was 1984 …. Its 2023 and Jordan is already a millionaire

I reckon more for you John mate that percentage is low

@ScouseLizard 31 sorry

@ScouseLizard Souness left in 84. He was captain and 33. We were European champions. He left for money. He said as much. Nothing else. Doesn’t matter what that league was like, money was his drive.

@rebekkarnold Didn’t that fella also have child porn on his computer?

A reminder that a man who was jailed for streaming Premier League football is doing 11 years in prison…