Michele Simpson

@ScottSeitz66 @idyllicmusing @midwestern_ope @grok Nice sharks BTW. Very cool

@ScottSeitz66 @idyllicmusing @midwestern_ope @grok Nonetheless, you incel lover boy, it was documented as a shark attack. If one bites you, yes. You have been bitten by a shark.

It has been 645 days since Iowa’s last shark attack

@ScottSeitz66 @idyllicmusing @midwestern_ope @grok Yes. You can.

@MicheleSim40357 @idyllicmusing @midwestern_ope @grok Looks like I can say my state has had a shark bite also because the guy I got my bamboo shark from got tagged on his finger from a 5 inch shark 😂🤣

@AmericaReal3 There is one of these in the house I live in! People and pets all hate it!!!

@ScottSeitz66 @idyllicmusing @midwestern_ope @grok Except AI was wrong, and while the post is a "fucking joke", there was a shark attack in Iowa about 645 days ago. Jul 22, 2024

@idyllicmusing @midwestern_ope @grok Wow you really needed ai to explain a fucking joke😂🤣

It's a boy. :)

Charm is starting to look uncomfortable. She's due to foal mid-March.

@SevierlyBlessed @KitchenAidUSA Wow. That's beautiful. I inherited my Grandma's old one when she got a new one. Her new one is probably 30 years old! I mainly use mine for regular mixing (cakes and stuff) and mashed potatoes. LOL

I just got my first @KitchenAidUSA stand mixer and I’m not sure what to do with it. For those of you who already have one- what do you use yours for the most? Favorite recipes, unexpected uses, must-have attachments… I want to hear it all! Help me put this beauty to work!🙌

@BreezyinKyoto It was your chicken coop. ;)

I’m not sure why but my tweets are kinda popping off. Hello everyone! I raise moths and am getting into gardening and chickens. Welcome 👋 I’m very weird but friendly

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@idyllicmusing @midwestern_ope @grok There is one recorded shark attack in Iowa! It was at the Blue Zoo Aquarium in West Des Moines.

@midwestern_ope @grok how was there a shark attack in Iowa

@ThoughtCrimes80 @EagleVailTowing Wow, that's incredible. All of my most scary driving stories happened there or Vail pass.

There was a 70 car pileup on Eastbound I-70 today at the Eisenhower tunnel. This footage is wild. Credit: @EagleVailTowing

Without telling me your age… what was the very FIRST video game you ever played?

Which Movie introduced you to Keanu Reeves? 🎬

@IanSpeir 🤯 My Colorado-based company forced me to agree to corporate compliance policies I didn't support—including reporting anyone I even thought might be anti-LGBTQ+. Disagreeing risked my job. I complied but complained to management and left a harsh (but pointless) survey review.

Colorado is now requiring lawyers in the State, as a condition of logging into its court e-filing system, to promise not to cooperate with federal authorities in enforcing federal immigration law. Please understand: - I do not practice immigration law. - I do not practice criminal law. - Nothing about my civil practice has anything to do with this. And yet because I cannot log into the State's official e-filing system without saluting The Resistance, I now cannot represent my clients, file lawsuits, access cases, file documents in existing cases, etc. If I click "Decline," it kicks me out of the system. I must click "Accept" to access the system and continue representing my civil clients -- again, in cases that have absolutely nothing to do with immigration law or policy. I've read SB 25-276 (the law referred to below). It does not regulate me as a private attorney or any of the clients I represent in civil matters. This is outrageous draconian overreach. I have ethical obligations to my clients to represent them competently. My existing cases have running deadlines that I must attend to. Judges issue orders in my cases that I must follow. If I don't click "Accept" in order to access the State's e-filing system, I will harm my clients, torpedo my practice, and probably commit malpractice. So, I have no choice. I'm clicking "Accept" under protest.

This dragon attacks your city 🔥 Who do you call first?

@ThrillaRilla369 We called it something we can't say now. I think it's called ding dong ditch these days

What did everyone call it when you knocked on a door and ran? I’m trying to prove something to my young co-worker

@AmericaReal3 How'd it go?

i....... uhh... might have consumed 80mg of edibles.. sooooo.... yeah.... it could get weird..🤔

@sciencegirl That is a terrifying concept in the "what if" category.

Cognify, by Hashem Al-Ghaili, is a futuristic prison concept where AI implants intense memories instead of serving jail time.

@luccatuita He was a great character. I stopped watching around that time as well, partly because of that, but it was also getting boring to me.

O personagem era tão lendário que a m*rte dele fez a audiência cair em 5 milhões de pessoas

@PicturesFoIder Try that with a billy goat. ;)