Ms. Captain America

Dear Jimmy Kimmel, listen to me very closely. I’m a comedian. I’ve made fun of Jill Biden. I’ve made fun of Michelle Obama. I’ve roasted First Ladies before. But I have never in my life joked about Jill Biden becoming a widow or Michelle Obama becoming a widow. I’ve never joked about Joe Biden or Barack Obama having an attempt made on their life. I’ve never laughed at the thought of their wives standing there in fear, wondering if their husbands are going to make it home alive. Because that is not comedy. That is sick. You could have joked about Melania being married to Trump. You could have joked about politics. You could have even gone after her accent like liberals usually do. But no — you chose to joke about Melania Trump becoming a widow. And let’s be honest, Jimmy: when you hate Donald Trump as much as you do, that doesn’t sound like a joke. It sounds like how you really feel. They always say there is truth in comedy.

@SecRollins @patriciatauthor I’ve never been more angry than this year at our brutal, weak & corrupt policies & lack of guardrails in the U.S. as it relates to taxes & fraud. My mother-in law barely affords groceries. My own adult disabled son receives zero food benefits. Yet, millions going to illegals.

In just ONE state, 14,000 individuals receiving SNAP benefits were driving LUXURY VEHICLES! 🚗 3 Bentleys 🚗 3 Ferraris 🚗 11 Lamborghinis 🚗 59 Maseratis 🚗 141 Porsches 🚗 244 Alfa Romeos 🚗 306 Land Rovers 🚗 2,098 Teslas And this is just in ONE STATE. We need to defend our nutrition programs for those most in need, not for scammers gaming the system. These individuals are taking advantage of the American taxpayer. And together with @VP’s Task Force to Eliminate Fraud, this ends NOW. 4.3M Americans have been moved off of SNAP — but more work to be done!

I can’t believe how lax the security was at the White House correspondents dinner tonight. Upon entering nobody asked to visibly INSPECT my ticket nor asked for my photo identification. All one had to do was flash what appeared to be a ticket and they were fine with that. When you consider you are entering a roomful of fake news media —90% of whom hate the President you would think they would have better security. This is what happened when what sounded like gunfire erupted. On the way out, I called-out a bunch of the disgusting Media who have been pushing hatred toward President Trump for years. They are a big part of the discord in this country.

CNN calls an assassination attempt a “Dinner Interruption”. CNN must be stripped of their press pass and defunded.

🚨BREAKING: CHAOS AT WHCA DINNER - POTUS EVACUATED @POTUS and @FLOTUS were suddenly evacuated from the White House Correspondents’ Dinner less than 30 minutes after arriving. Early reports mentioned possible shots fired, but that remains unconfirmed. Attendees describe Secret Service agents yelling and rushing officials out, with members of Congress and cabinet officials also being escorted from the event. One attendee said they did NOT hear gunshots, adding to the confusion around what actually happened. At this time: Details are limited. Conflicting reports are circulating. Developing story. Video Credit: @ClashReport

They just tried to take out President Trump AGAIN! Make NO mistake… this is on the hands of the Fake News Media. This is on the Radical Left. THIS is the direct result of your dangerous, unhinged rhetoric. You people deserve HELL for what you are doing to this country. And trust me… we are going to deliver it. We will NEVER surrender! 🇺🇸

@TrumpsHurricane Go back home. It’s that simple. And Fxck NO to Reparations. Never.

Somalis in Minnesota demand reparations for what their community went through with ICE What is your response to them ??

🚨Be SERIOUS because the boy in Donald Trump’s arms in this photo is not just any child. He is the son of a man who quietly carried an entire empire — so his father could carry an entire country. Most people know Eric Trump as Donald Trump’s son. But very few people know what Eric actually did the day his father chose America over everything else. When Trump stepped into the most powerful office on earth — he handed everything to Eric. Every property. Every deal. Every responsibility of the Trump Organization. Billions of dollars. Thousands of employees. Years of work. All of it — placed in the hands of his son. And Trump did not do it with a guarantee. He did it with hope and faith. Hope that Eric would hold it together. Faith that nothing would fall apart. Hope that the empire he had built over decades would survive while he was gone. And Eric Trump did not just hold it together. He grew it. Took the Trump Organization to billions of dollars in value. Managed every property. Made every decision. Quietly. Without complaining. Without asking for credit. Without once saying — Dad look what I did for you. My husband heard this tonight and held my hand for a very long time. Then said — a son who sacrifices his own dreams so his father can serve a country — that kind of love does not have a name. Tonight I want to say one thing directly to Eric Trump. Your father chose America. And you made sure he never had to worry about anything else. That is not just loyalty. That is pure unconditional love. God please give every father a son like Eric Trump. And give every son the strength to show up the way Eric showed up — quietly — completely — without ever being asked. Is there someone in your life who quietly held everything together for you — while you were busy carrying something bigger — and never once asked for the credit? Tell me about them today. 🙏🇺🇸 #EricTrump #Trump #GodBlessHim #godblesstrump

Obama's accomplishments. The enemy within 1. First President to be photographed smoking a joint. 2. First President to apply for college aid as a foreign student, then deny he was a foreigner. 3. First President to have a social security number from a state he has never lived in. 4. First President to preside over a cut to the credit-rating of the United States. 5. First President to violate the War Powers Act. 6. First President to be held in contempt of court for illegally obstructing oil drilling in the Gulf of Mexico. 7. First President to require all Americans to purchase a product from a third party. 8. First President to spend a trillion dollars on "shovel-ready" jobs when there was no such thing as "shovel-ready" jobs. 9. First President to abrogate bankruptcy law to turn over control of companies to his union supporters. 10. First President to by-pass Congress and implement the Dream Act through executive fiat. 11. First President to order a secret amnesty program that stopped the deportation of illegal immigrants across the U.S., including those with criminal convictions. 12. First President to demand a company hand-over $20 billion to one of his political appointees. 13. First President to tell a CEO of a major corporation (Chrysler) to resign. 14. First President to terminate America’s ability to put a man in space. 15. First President to cancel the National Day of Prayer and to say that America is no longer a Christian nation. 16. First President to have a law signed by an auto-pen without being present. 17. First President to arbitrarily declare an existing law unconstitutional and refuse to enforce it. 18. First President to threaten insurance companies if they publicly spoke out on the reasons for their rate increases. 19. First President to tell a major manufacturing company in which state it is allowed to locate a factory. 20. First President to file lawsuits against the states he swore an oath to protect (AZ, WI, OH, IN). 21. First President to withdraw an existing coal permit that had been properly issued years ago. 22. First President to actively try to bankrupt an American industry (coal). 23. First President to fire an inspector general of AmeriCorps for catching one of his friends in a corruption case. 24. First President to appoint 45 czars to replace elected officials in his office. 25. First President to surround himself with radical left wing anarchists. 26. First President to golf more than 150 separate times in his five years in office. 27. First President to hide his birth, medical, educational and travel records. 28. First President to win a Nobel Peace Prize for doing NOTHING to earn it. 29. First President to go on multiple "global apology tours" and concurrent "insult our friends" tours. 30. First President to go on over 17 lavish vacations, in addition to date nights and Wednesday evening White House parties for his friends paid for by the taxpayers. 31. First President to have personal servants (taxpayer funded) for his wife. 32. First President to keep a dog trainer on retainer for $102,000 a year at taxpayer expense. 33. First President to fly in a personal trainer from Chicago at least once a week at taxpayer expense. 34. First President to repeat the Quran and tell us the early morning call of the Azan (Islamic call to worship) is the most beautiful sound on earth. 35. First President to side with a foreign nation over one of the American 50 states (Mexico vs Arizona). 36. First President to tell the military men and women that they should pay for their own private insurance because they "volunteered to go to war and knew the consequences." 37. Then he was the First President to tell the members of the military that THEY were UNPATRIOTIC for balking at the last suggestion. I had been under the impression he hadn't been doing ANYTHING... Such an accomplished individual... in the eyes of the ignorant maybe.!.

🚨BREAKING:🚨BIDEN WHITE HOUSE OFFICIALS CAUGHT ON TAPE DISCUSSING WITHHOLDING SECRET SERVICE PROTECTION FROM PRESIDENT TRUMP, JOKING ABOUT HIM BEING "TAKEN OUT" JUST DAYS BEFORE HIS ATTEMPTED ASSASSINATION IN BUTLER, PA. This is according to a HIGH-RANKING FORMER BIDEN ADMINISTRATION OFFICIAL who was on the call, who also claims that former Vice President Kamala Harris is heard on the tape CACKLING at the comment fantasizing about potential violence against our President. This is a SERIOUS SCANDAL AND NATIONAL SECURITY ISSUE... Did the Biden administration know about the plot to "take out" President Trump or even worse... Was this an INSIDE JOB that they were in on? WE DEMAND ANSWERS! 📢👊🏻🇺🇸

@DameScorpio Amen. Most people have no clue how incredibly fortunate we are to have him in charge of our country. I’m very grateful. After him, I’m worried, but I trust God and he is in control. ❤️🇺🇸🙏🏻

🇺🇸💪♥️ I do not care what anyone thinks about me for saying this today. Because President Trump deserves to hear it. And I am done waiting for the right moment. This is the right moment. President Trump, thank you. Not for a policy. Not for an executive order. Not for a rally or a speech or a headline. For something so much more personal than any of those things. Thank you for waking up every single morning at 79 years old, when staying in bed would have been so much easier. Thank you for skipping meals that went cold, for missing family moments that never came back, for traveling to countries most Americans cannot find on a map, for sitting in briefings before most of America opened its eyes, for carrying criticism that would have broken most people permanently, for getting back up every single time the world said stay down, for donating every single dollar of your salary, for giving up the most comfortable life imaginable to sit in the most uncomfortable chair on earth and carry the weight of 340 million people without once asking any of us to notice. You did not have to do any of this. You had everything…the money, the properties, the comfortable life, the peace…and you gave all of it away for a country that does not always stop to say thank you. And today I am stopping. Because I refuse to be part of that silence anymore. Today, in front of every single American reading this, I want to say what most people feel but never actually say out loud. Thank you, President Trump, for everything you gave that we never asked for, for everything you carried that we never fully saw, for every morning you chose America over yourself. We see you. We feel it. And we are more grateful than words will ever fully capture. God bless you. God protect you. And God keep giving you the strength to carry what most of us could never lift. 🇺🇸💪♥️

🚨PARAMOUNT JUST DROPPED A NUKE ON WOKE HOLLYWOOD — HIRED VINCE VAUGHN & MARK WAHLBERG TO CREATE A FULL LINEUP OF RAW, UNFILTERED, NON-WOKE TV SHOWS FOR REAL FUCKING AMERICANS! Follow @UnmaskTheSys After years of being force-fed tranny propaganda, DEI lectures, and limp-dick liberal garbage, the studio finally woke up and said “enough.” Vince and Mark are now personally running script development across every major genre, making sure the silent majority gets the balls-to-the-wall entertainment they actually deserve. Paramount Programming Director Jon Raebro didn’t sugarcoat it: “Vince and Mark will oversee script development… They’re determined to provide our audience — which is a heavy majority of Americans — with the entertainment they deserve.” “We have 100 percent faith in them.”This is the beginning of the great Hollywood purge. The woke cancer is getting cut out, and two based alphas are leading the charge. Share this everywhere if you’re fucking pumped to finally get TV that doesn’t hate you! Follow @mcafeenew for more drops.

@kalmkerfuffle @ick_real You win Krissy! 🎉

@ick_real Shirley, Caroline, Mildred, Margaret, Madeline, Irene, Helen, Evelyn, Betty, Pearl, Nellie, Adeline, Mabel, Lillian, Olive, Martha, Hazel, Carrie, Sylvia, Unis, Violet, Wilma, Amelia, Bernice, Francine, Ida.

I'm looking for a ridiculously old-fashioned girl's name for our new born . Think great-grandma name. Very old and rare. Any suggestions asap pls?

@stevinr20 @Milajoy Spot on. I’m beyond pissed and fed up. My disabled adult child receives minimal benefits from this country despite being born here & both parents have worked full time since 21. Over 42 years for each of us, slaving away, paying our taxes. Yet these illegals receive everything

@Milajoy 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 I’m so feeling this!!! At 62

I’m fucking done. Sixty years of grinding. A four-year degree earned the hard way. Raising good kids. Paying every tax they demanded. Following every rule. Voting the way they told us to. And for what? A system that mocks us. Politicians who lie to our faces on camera. Empty promises of “better days” that were nothing but bait. They cash the checks. We foot the bill. We built this country. We carried it on our backs. We were the ones who still believed hard work would pay off. Newsflash: It doesn’t. Not anymore. Not for honest, working, middle-class Americans. We’re not blind anymore. We’re awake. We’re angry. And we’re done staying quiet. Who else is finished being exploited? Drop a 🔥 if you’re with me. This ends now.

@NOMalreadytaken Cc BBB b

I am Team Trump. I am MAGA. I don't believe in 12D chess, 8D chess and even 4D chess. I see Trump as simply taking common sense approaches to issues and finding the best possible solution to address them. Nothing magical. Just the same approach anyone whose money is on the line would take which is not how Congress operates. I believe in America First. I just don't believe in America Only. It seems that is where I differentiate myself from all the other so-called MAGAs who now claim Trump is breaking his promises. Let's not forget the hundreds of thousands of deadly overdoses that have occurred over the last several years. Let's not forget that drug cartel members live in our communities still to this day. Let's not forget that the Chinese was in the midst of controlling the Panama canal. Let's not forget how communism and socialism have spread throughout the western hemisphere south of our border. Let's not forget that Russia invaded Ukraine and Islamists attacked Israel under Biden. Yes, I want to go after all the fraud and wasteful spending in our government but sitting members in Congress, Democrat lawyers and activist judges have all ruled against Trump and us. Yes, I want Trump to continue deporting illegals who overran our southern borders since Obama. Same results but this time it's actually American citizens who are obstructing in their first line of defense protecting the illegals while judges rule they must stay. Yes, I want to see the cost of living come down. I just don't know which would be worse; prices to stay where they're at currently or a deflationary period lowering prices. Be careful what you ask for. What I do know is that Trump has not wavered fighting for America. Trump has not slowed down going up against his own party, liberals in office and the judges. The last thing Trump and this nation needs is for weak supporters who think Trump operates in a vacuum and can convict those who illegally targeted him. Weak people who have abandoned MAGA because one thing didn't go their way. Weak people who can't seem to see the upside 10 years down the road by tackling the Iran/Islamist issue today. Yes, I am still Team Trump and I'm not going anywhere. Thank you for your attention to this matter. God Bless America and God Bless President Trump.🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

@ScottPresler Scott, you are incredible!